Chapter 3: Trump is Ugly and Stupid!
Goku, Harry Potter, Sonic, Naruto, and Edward all went to the land of 4chan, known as 4chaneria. 4chaneria was an evil, dark place where only the worst of trolls and cyberbullies go to. "This place is the place of scum and villainy…" Harry Potter said.
"We hate Donald Trump!" screamed Harry. Suddenly, a group of 4chan trolls crawled their ugly bodies towards Harry and the gang. The 4chan trolls included such evil monsters as Sargon of Akkad, Black Pigeon Speaks, Naked Ape, and Steven Crowder. "HOW DARE YOU!?" screamed Steven Crowder, "Trump is God! He will make America and the world great and white again!" "Yeah!" laughed Black Pigeon Speaks, "Only soyboys talk bad about Trump! You guys are soyboys for hating Trump, so you must die! Get 'em, 4channers!"
Goku punched Sargon in the gut, causing Sargon to puke. Naruto threw ninja stars at Naked Ape, which caused Naked Ape to fly away and get stuck on a wall. Harry Potter used his magic to cast a spell on Steven Crowder, which turned Steven Crowder into a cookie. Harry Potter ate the cookie, defeating the evil Steven Crowder. Sonic spindashed into Black Pigeon Speaks' face, causing the evil monster Black Pigeon Speaks to fly into a volcano nearby, and he fell into the volcano.
Before Black Pigeon Speaks fell into the lava of the volcano, he flew away with his demonic evil conservative powers. "Women are stupid and ruin civilizations!" screamed Black Pigeon Speaks. Sonic went Super Sonic, and dashed through Black Pigeon Speaks with his super powers. "Chaos control!" screamed Sonic. Black Pigeon Speaks immediately turned into ashes, completely destroyed.
Goku blasted a Kamehameha at Naked Ape, who was still stuck to the wall by Naruto's ninja stars. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" screeched Naked Ape as his whole body was covered into the Kamehameha wave, turning the body of Naked Ape into piles of ash. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" cried Sargon, "All my conservative friends are defeated thanks to you SJWs!" "SJWs ARE AWESOME!" screamed Harry Potter as he casted a spell on Sargon, turning Sargon into a chili dog. "Ooh boy!" said Sonic, "Yummy!" Sonic ate the chili dog, destroying the evil Sargon of Akkad for good.
Naruto, Harry Potter, Edward, and Sonic all rode their car to get away from 4chaneria before Goku would nuke it with his spirit-bowl. When Goku launched his spirit-bowl onto 4chaneria, all the evil trolls, cyberbullies, and conservatives who lived there turned to huge piles of ashes as the land of 4chaneria burned to the ground, now nothing but rubble. Goku gave a thumbs up, and said, "Trolls are stupid, SJWs are awesome!"