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With that, here's Fun at the Demon's Parade part 1


Seven beings sat around a meeting table as a holographic image of Patient 0's death ran on replay.

Each member around the table wore plain white masks with Faustian circles on them. A chunk was taken off of each revealing only their mouths.

One individual folded his arms and chuckled. "I have to say Lucifer, your son is quite impressive. That was quite entertaining if I say so myself."

A man across from the man sighed under his mask "Save it Satan. My son kept his word and killed the bastard."

A rather portly man devouring on a tub of fried chicken wearing a red bathrobe exposing his belly licked his fingers. "Why couldn't you have left me to handle Patient 0? I had the perfect recipe and proper seasonings." As he said this, he swung a chicken leg swatting grease and crumbs everywhere.

"Calm yourself Beelzebub." A masked individual with a thick black beard said as he sat around a pile of gold coins and jewels. "It's obvious he should've skinned it. Weasel pelts are worth quite the fortune."

One individual with plump lips and ruby lipstick sighed under her mask. "Those are Minx Mammon, they are different than weasels." She suddenly licked her lips as her lipstick turned black. "Besides..." Her voice turned masculine. "He should've groped one of those fine luscious beauties."

"Is women all you think about Asmodeous?" A young masked individual slumped on the table sighed.

Asmodeous giggled as his/her lipstick turned red. "Of course not Belphegor. I was also looking at those boy's man hood. Quite large I must say."

"How I envy today's youth. So lively and adventurous." One individual said.

"Come on Leviathan, you could turn yourself into anything you want." Asmodeous cooned

Lucifer banged his fist on the table. "Enough, all of you!" He yelled in a dignified manner. "We must uphold our pride as Kishin, or people will take us for nothing but imbeciles!"

Satan sneered and sat back. "Coming from the one who focuses more on his appearance, than his own family." The pillar behind Satan exploded after Lucifer held out his arm.

"Struck a nerve have we?" Satan said.

Asmodeous's lipstick tuned black. "I've never seen you lose your temper Lucifer." His lipstick turned red. "It's quite a turn on." She added.

"My family is my pride." Lucifer defended. "My son feels the same and carries the Kage name with dignity."

"Is that why he's taking part of the Kishin Royale?" Belphegor yawned.

Satan smirked and chuckled. "Is that so? My son is taking part as well. If I am correct, those two share quite the history."

"Those two trained under the original Kishin. They were trained under the most powerful being an existence." Belphegor said with a mouthful of chicken. "It would make for an interesting battle over popcorn."

"The destructive abilities those two were taught. They could very well destroy half of Japan if they clashed." Mammon commented as he examined a 24 karat diamond.

Lucifer sat down and took a deep breath as the holographic image changed into what liked an eclipse chart. Satan smirked and grinned. "It seems that Nurarihyon's Eclipse will be upon us soon."

Belphegor yawned loudly. "I hear Michael and his family will be participating in the float parade."

"Really now." Asmodeous said as he grinned. "I also heard that the Konime's will be guarding them. Who knows how many Devils will be out for their head."

"If anything, they should worry about Michael's son as well as your son Lucifer." Satan reminded. "What with those arms of theirs?"

Lucifer growled as his right hand erupted into black flames. "If anyone comes after my son or my family for that matter." Several pillars in the room detonated and crumbled. "I'll personally toss them into Tartarus."


Kiria was in the middle of history class in last period. The teacher, Mr. Yukio was currently going on about the Demon's Night Parade that the others were talking about.

From what she had heard, here was the history of the event.

Apparently, three centuries ago, a parade of various monsters and demons led by the king of the yokai Nurarihyon, would take to the streets during summer nights. Any human who came across the event would die a horrible death, unless protected. That protection referred to handwritten scrolls by anti-yokai onmyoji spellcasters. Only an onmyoji clanhead was strong enough to pass Nurarihyon's Hyakki Yagyo unharmed. So in order to prevent bloodshed, Nurarihyon and the emperor of Japan made a contract that if all humans were to disappear for one night, the demons could have the parade.

So Nurarihyon had an extremely powerful witch cast a spell that would banish all humans from the human world for a period of twelve hours in the form of an eclipse that would cover the moon from seven o' clock dusk to seven o' clock dawn, allowing monsters to roam the land without bloodshed. But the event would only happen once every two years.

As he talked, Kiria stared out the window and saw Kurai enjoying free period with Kimi and Levy. The two were conversing and Kiria had no clue what they were talking about. Whatever it was, it involved Kurai gripping the air and punting what looked like an imaginary soccer ball.

Kiria sighed and stared dreamily at him. She would've done whatever it took to be with him again.

"Is an initiate all he thinks of me?" She thought as she examined the closeness between Kurai and Kimi.

The rational side of her brain thought of just a close friendship. But the other side of her mind pictured a really close relationship, involving use of her titanic breasts and signs of intimacy. The more she thought about it, the more red Kiria's face became.

["Kurai-kun, please be gentle."] Kimi moaned in Kiria's mind.

["I'm going to make this a night you'll never forget."] Kurai responded in her mind.

Kiria's face was curled in steam and she looked down and realized they were gone.

She was thrown out of her lusted thoughts as the bell signifying the end of school. Mr. Yukio closed his textbook. "Don't forget, there'll be no school tomorrow on account of the Hyakki Yakō. Everyone have a good time."


Kiria walked towards the Harmony club door when all of a sudden, her phone started ringing. She picked it up, and a small holographic projection of her father appeared.

"Daddy!" Kiria squealed.

"Hi sweetheart." Her father waved to her. Kiria held a smile seeing her father actually alive. All of a sudden, she saw her mother Jundo appear next to him. "Kiria, darlin

Kiria's face became discomforted and bitter. But she knew her mother was sweet without Devven controlling and poisoning her thoughts.

"Hi mom." Kiria said.

In the background, she heard Ganseki running away while Roru was yelling. "I'm going to smash your head in!"

"I see everyone's doing well." Kiria assumed.

Ichiya nodded. "But the reason I'm calling is to let you know about the Demon's night Parade."

Kiria nodded. "I know about it."

"Well it seems the Archangel Michael and his family will be appearing and have their own float for the parade." He took off his glasses and wiped the lens. "And everyone in the family will be placed as bodyguards."

"Does that mean I have to do this as well?" Kiria said.

"Not exactly." Jundo intervened. "The son of Michael-domo and the son of the Kishin Lucifer-domo will be sporting their own float. They're well known icons and are bound to be targets.

Kiria realized they were talking about Kurai. "You mean someone's after Kurai-san?"

Ichiya held a look of surprise. "You know the son of Lucifer-domo?"

"We're kind of in the same club." Kiria mentioned.

"Your job is to keep a close eye on him and protect him. Don't worry; I'll have Nagi back you up." He assured.

"Daddy, I got to get going. Give everyone my love." Kiria said as she hung up.

She had a sparkle in her eye. "If I have to protect him, then he'll fall in love with me." She said to herself.

Kiria held her flushed cheeks as she was about to unlock the door, when all of a sudden.

"Dear God Kurai-kun, you've gotten big." Kimi said from behind the door.

"Dammit, I told you Kimi it's really tight." Kurai groaned.

"Just a little longer." She grunted hard. "This'll only hurt a bit."

Kiria's other side of mind brought out an extremely livid image of those two on top of the table. Without hesitation, she opened the door ready to stop what was going on.

Instead, all she found was Kimi trying to strap a yukata on Kurai that seemed too small.

"What's going on?" Kiria asked.

"Kiria-chan." Kimi said as she tried to hook on the sash that proved too small. "Can you help me put this on?"

Kurai's eyes bulged with a ticked off look. "I told you, you got the wrong size!"

Kimi ceased and sighed. "Sorry."

Kurai took off the Yukata and threw on a t-shirt. "Are you trying to suffocate me?"

Kiria looked to Kurai and wondered who would try to kill him. As she thought about this Kimi left to find a better yukata, leaving the two alone.

"Kurai-san, can I ask you something?" Kiria stuttered.

"Before that, would you mind just calling me by my first name?" Kurai suddenly asked. Kiria's entire face went red. "Um..sure."

Kurai sat on the table and rested his chin on his hand. "So what do you need?"

Kiria's face wouldn't stop turning red and she looked down. "Would you...would you... like to go...to the festival with me?"

The last part made Kiria form a lump in her throat. "As a date?"

"I guess I do owe you." Kiria had no idea what he meant until he reminded her of the promise he made the first night.

Whatever you want, consider it done.

"You remembered?" Kiria asked filled with joy.

"I don't go back on my word." He closed his eyes and courteously bowed. "It would be an honor to accompany you to the festival."

Before he could say anything else he felt a soft sensation on his lips and opened his eyes to see Kiria at point 0. What caught him off guard was the fact she was kissing him. Her lips were as soft as pillows and their noses slightly brushed each other. Kiria released him from her lock and ran out with a smile, a blush, and without another word.

Kurai just stood there gobsmacked trying to process what just happened.


(6:30 PM-Half an hour before Nurarihyon's Eclipse) (Harmony Club room)

All three boys stood outside the harmony clubroom in simple yukatas while the girls were busy changing.

Kurai was leaning against the wall trying to process what happened earlier with Kiria. Ever since he met her, he felt an odd sensation in the back of his mind, and the kiss seemed to heighten that sense.

He was so in tuned, he didn't realize Kayna was snapping his fingers at him. "I asked if you were going to escort Kimi?"

Out of the blue Yoruno appeared in a plain gray yukata. "That would be me."

That caught Souji off guard. "When did you two become an item?"

"We're not. We made a bet and I lost." Yoruno said as if it was nothing.

"You lost a bet, and you have to take the sexiest girl in this school to a festival?" Kayna was grabbing what looked like imaginary tits. "Her breasts are huge. It would take all of us just to get a hold of one." He was clobbered on the head as Souji's hand turned into a lion's hand. "Calm down."

Kayna rubbed his head and turned to him. "What the hell's your problem?"

"With how perverted you are, I'm surprised you're still alive." Souji said.

"It's called being a guy." Kayna defended. He covered his mouth and moved close to Souji. "Besides, I know damn well you would do anything to get under the sheets with Mizuko-san." He was again clobbered with a lion fist and passed out. "I don't have to dignify that with a response."

"But isn't it true you like her?" Kurai asked.

"Of course, but I haven't thought about that." Souji replied.

"So that means you're not a dude?" Yoruno teased.

Trying to change the subject, Souji pointed to Kurai. "Who are you going with then?"

"Kiria-chan." Kurai said casually.

Yoruno was surprised and turned to him. "Really, that's an interesting plot twist."

"A Demon and an Angel." Souji gripped his head. "Thinking about it is just hurting my head."

Kayna sat up and held his chin. "Kiria Konime-san her bust is exactly 87 cm. Compared to Mizuko-san's 95 cm and Kimi-senpai's 102 cm, she has the third largest set of meat sweaters in our group." He pulled out a notepad and pencil and started jotting something down. "And Nariko's 75 cm…" Souji clobbered him again and the impact caused the floor to crumple and give in.

"Okay, we're ready." Mizuko said from inside. All four boys stepped in and were all left in shock.

Mizuko wore a navy blue kimono with several oceanic designs. The obi sash was cerulean blue and wrapped around her stomach while her shark tooth necklace was dangling.

Nariko's was light pink with floral prints and a red sash. Her pigtails were switched with a single ponyail.

Kimi's kimono was designed as a dark purple. That matched her violet eyes. Her hair was wavy and flowed natural. Yoruno, who did his best to maintain an emotionless state, looked away. "It looks nice, not that I like it." That caused Kimi to chuckle.

Kurai was in a state of stunned as he saw Kiria in a sky blue kimono with a white obi-sash. Her hair was tied in a bun and she had a white flower ornament tied to her hair. Kurai had no words and felt his brain start to malfunction.

"Onii-chan." Kurai looked down and noticed Levy wearing a flaming orange kimono and was covered in make up making her look like a Geisha girl. She climbed Kurai's leg and rested on his shoulder.

"You all look amazing!" Kayna muttered as he appeared out of nowhere. Souji looked back and forth wondering where he came from.

Nariko hooked onto Kayna's arm and hugged it. "Do you mind leading us to the festival."

Kimi and followed her example and hugged Yoruno's arm. The latter was doing their best to hide his blush.

Mizuko clung onto Souji while Kiria did the same with Kurai

"I guess that's our cue to get going." Kurai said as he motioned to Yoruno. "Of course." He responded.

A magic circle appeared over everyone and they all sunk into it, disappearing from inside the room.


(6:50 PM-Ten minutes before the Nurarihyon's Eclipse) (Kyoto Shinto Bell Tower Shrine)

Booths were aligned up with several different shops, games, and food. From goldfish scooping, to masks, to octopus tentacles. Several different people were wandering around enjoying the different attractions. Kids were running around playing different games and chasing other young kids around. Men wrapped their arms around their wives while their kids were riding on their shoulders.

Teens were either scarfing down various types of foods or taking pictures in monster masks.

Kurai, Kiria, and Levy were walking around the area. Levy, who rode on Kurai's shoulder was munching on a bag of sweet while pointing to different booths asking to go there. Kiria was eating her own cotton candy, while Kurai was looking around at the patrons

"If you keep eating all that candy, your stomach is going to butch you out." Kurai teased

"A little stomachache never hurt me." Levy said.

Kurai laughed and set her down. "The parade is going to start soon. So mom wants you to the float early."

"Hai." Levy responded. She grew a pair of devil wings and flew away. The both of them waved her off.

'Levy got to experience life and is now able to do things on her own.' Kiria thought to herself.

She looked to Mizuko and Souji were crouched by the goldfish scooping station. By the looks of it, they planned on staying there for a while as Mizuko was determined to capture them all.

"Does Mizuko eat seafood?" Kiria asked Kurai.

Kurai shrugged his shoulders. "She'll eat anything you put in front of her. Wouldn't surprise me."

Kiria looked and saw Kimi attempting to feed Yoruno a piece of cotton candy. Kiria took off a piece of her cotton candy and placed it near Kurai's mouth. It took Kurai a second to realize and ate it from her fingers. "Thanks." He looked away and took into his surroundings.

Kiria looked down and forced herself not to cry. "Kurai, did you not want to come with me in the first place?"

"I never said that." He responded as he looked down at her. He caught onto his mistake and scratched the back of his head. "Sorry, I was distracted by something and have been preoccupied."

That brought a small smile to Kiria. "And the kiss?" She asked. Since what happened, Kiria was trying to process and kept coming up with the worst case scenario. "I don't want you to think I'm sleazy or anything like that."

"I never said I didn't like it." He responded. That one comment brought a light tint of red on her face. She looked up into his eyes and felt her heart pound against her chest. She nudged her arm getting and closed her eyes and leaned forward. Kurai smiled and leaned forward as the two shared a soft sweet kiss. At that moment, Kiria felt like time had stopped and the world only revolved around them. Technically, this was her first actual kiss. Even though she kissed him before, or not before, she loved the feeling of his lips and wished that the moment could last for eternity.

But like all moments, it had to stop eventually.

Kurai opened his eyes during the kiss and felt an ominous sense of foretelling run across his mind like a bolt of electricity. As this occured, he felt the hairs on his neck stood up and relesed from the kiss, looking at the clock, and more closly at the figure standing atop the staircase.

"What's wrong?" He looked down and saw Kiria's face as red as a tomato.

Kurai gritted his teeth. "I really got to get going." He told her. She was shocked at this and simply nodded with a smile.

"I promise I'll make it up to you." He turned around and dashed behind a booth, disappearing the moment he was out of sight.

Kiria sighed and held her flushed cheeks. "I'll never stop loving him."


Atop the staircase, a teenage boy with long spiky blond hair, threatening red eyes, and an unruly sneer watched everyone enjoying themselves. He wore black sandals, a pair of baggy dark navy jeans, and a black shirt with a picture of a thunderstorm under a leather jacket. He suddenly felt a presence coming from behind him.

"No matter how hard you'll try." He turned around to see Kurai glaring at him. Kurai had changed into Navy blue jacket under a black shirt, and a pair of long green cargo pants. "You'll never be able to avoid me."

"Calin." Kurai uttered in a dry tone. "I thought I warned you to stay away from the human world."

The boy named Calin snickered and stared him down. "In a matter of minutes, all humans will disappear. So that won't work for these next twelve hours, Kurai-bozu."

"I warned you to stop calling me that!" Kurai swiped his hand and sent a concentrated wave of intangible energy that the boy swatted with his hands. The nearby shrine pillar exploded and crumbled. "It's weird seeing the son of Lucifer lose his temper like that. But I guess being the son of Satan, I know a thing or two about pissing people off."

"What are you doing here anyway?" Kurai asked.

Calin approached the staircase and looked down at the festival. "Those are some fine looking babes you call comrades." Kurai appeared behind him and ignited his right hand in his Holy fire. "Son of Satan my ass. Touch them, and I'll make you suffer."

Calin appeared behind him and raised her light hand. A sound of sizzing sparkle took place as what looked like black electricity ran through his arm. "You really want to mess with me, huh?"

They both stared down each other and dispelled their power. "We'll save the energy for the Kishin Royale." Calin said as he walked forward and looked up at the sky. "Besides." He pointed up to the sky. Kurai looked up and gritted his teeth


Kiria walked around alone mumbling to herself at how her kiss was ruined. "Jerk." She said to herself.

"Kiria-chan." Nariko and Kayna ran towards her. Nariko caught her breath and panted as she pointed towards the sky. "Look."

Everyone looked up at the moon and saw a large red anomaly slowly approaching towards it.

Kiria looked to her phone. "This is where the fun begins." As she said this, her phone's alarm beeped and the bell tower from the shrine atop the high staircase rang signaling the dusk hour.

At that moment, all Hell literally broke loose.


Here's chapter three. The Demon's Night Parade is a real term and I thought it would be perfect for what I was planning.

The Hyakki Yako. It's actually called the Night of the Hundred Demons, but hey, it's called editing. Pretty similar concept

This chapter marks the debut of Calin by Albinounicorn

I just took care of this to take care of this.

There will be more coming.

Soon with Fun at the Demon Parade part 2