Intervention Time

Chapter 3- Garcia

Garcia made her way to her office on a Thursday afternoon to find Reid, Derek, Kevin, JJ, Rossi and Hotch standing uncomfortably. She knew what this was: an intervention.

"Garcia," said Morgan "we're here about your addiction to cat videos."

"Hey!" frowned Rossi. "I thought this was about the cyber-stalking."

"I thought we were here about the nail-polish." This came from Reid.

"No, no, no" said JJ "this is definitely about eating too much take-out. Indian, Tai, Chinese-"

"We're the BAU." defended Garcia. "Ain't nobody got time for a home-cooked meal."

"We all eat take-out but you and muscle-man over there." Kevin pointed at JJ and the Morgan. "No, this is about your desk-toys and fluffy pens. You don't need that many fuzzy pens, you type everything out. They make your desk cluttered and the toys are distracting Reid, much like Morgan."

"Okay." sighed Hotch "Obviously we're not on the same page, huddle."

After about two minutes of huddling Hotchner finally emerges. "It's about the nicknames."

"What do mean sweety-bear-no-blinky?" Asked Garcia.

"We don't even know who you're referring to anymore."

Morgan put his hands in the air. "Their decision, not mine. I think they're fine."

"Exactly." Said Hotch.

Garcia sighed. "I have a confession to make. I use nicknames because I kinda forget your names from time-to-time I use the nicknames so you won't notice. I pulled a snuggle-puss."

"You can't remember my name, can you?" She got a judgmental stare from Morgan.

"I know it; I just can't remember it right now."

From that day forward, the BAU had to wear name tags. Not a very good idea for undercover missions and she can't see them without a spy-cam (that intervention was next week). Thanks Prentiss, nametags were a greeeeeeaaaaaaaaat idea.

A/N: We apologise for the Prentiss-bashing but yah...

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