Kirei: Jeez are you all heartless?

Kuro: Yeah, I mean, I thought comedy was something everyone enjoyed

Kirei: And was even better when it was characters like Axel involved.

Kuro: Is this how it's like to be an fan fiction writer, Kirei?

Kirei: *sweat drop* unfortunately it can be with almost no reviewers. Except our awesome reviewer, Pyro. Ahlex!

Kuro: Thank you!

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An Organization member walked along the corridors of darkness. The member was a girl, probably about 15-years-old, with cropped black hair and blue eyes. Her name? Xion. She had a spring in her step since she intended on hanging out with her possible love interests. But then she thought aloud, "Oh man, what am I going to do with them?"

"I believe I can help you with that," a voice called to her. Xion, surprised by the sudden response, summoned Lunar Eclipse and swung at the source of the voice, "Holy crap! Watch where you swing that thing!"

Blue eyes looked in confusion at the figure sprawled on the ground. They were hooded by a similar Organization cloak that she wore. From his voice was a guy, and he put his hands up in defense, "Please don't kill me!"

"Who are you?" Xion lowered her key blade slightly.

"I'm called X," he answered, "A fellow Organization member of yours."

The statement aroused Xion's suspicious since she met everyone in the Castle that Never Existed. Her blade was up again, poised at the guy's throat, "Then how come I don't know you?"

"I'll tell you if you put that down!" X cried, his voice reaching a crescendo by the end of his sentence. The key blade wielder didn't comply making him gulp, "I-I'm so much of a nobody that not even Xemnas knows of me! I was created before him! Oh god don't kill me, I'm too young to die!"

A sweat drop formed on Xion's head as she dismissed her weapon. After blubbering like a baby, she decided X was harmless. X stood and brushed himself off, "Thanks for not bashing me with the oversized key but as I was saying I can help you with that little dilemma. Here."

He held out three slips of paper for Xion to take. She glanced over them. They were tickets! Concert tickets for tonight in Twilight Town. She eyed the parchments, "What do I need to give for them?"

"No charge, just go get your love monkeys! Good luck!" with that, X disappeared, leaving Xion to cheer for her newfound prize. And she knew who she wanted to share it with.

A certain red-head and silverette.

Xion dashed for the door that led to Destiny Islands.

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She exited the corridor of darkness to be met with the fertile soil and saltwater air. A short distance from where she stood Xion noticed two crouching figures behind a rock and tree. Instantly recognizing the people, the replica called, "Axel! Riku!"

"We are not peeping!" They simultaneously lied, putting their hands up as if a policeman had spotted the duo. Xion giggled and they turned. Axel let out a sigh of relief, "Oh it's just you, Xion. I thought those nosy neighbors called the cops on us."

"Oh~" the black-haired female said, before remembering the reason she came. From the depths of her cloak, Xion showed the tickets, "I just got tickets for a concert, so I wanted to know if you-"

"Not now Xion, we're watching Sora and Roxas get dressed," Riku interrupted as he viewed the scene with his binoculars. Axel shoved at his partner, begging to see his blonde nobody shirtless.

She pouted before attempting again, "But it'll be really fun. We shou-"

A wolf whistle muffled the rest of her words as the pyromaniac grabbed a hold of the binoculars and having his fun. Red spread her face as her blue eyes narrowed in anger. They weren't paying attention to her! All their energy was going into watching Roxas and Sora…*light bulb comes on*

Xion declared, "Since you're ignoring me, I'm gonna succeed where you failed!"

Her boots tromped as she walked past the hideout of the two older guys. Riku asked, suddenly afraid, "What is she doing?"

"I think…I think she's going right up to the door!" Axel announced in alarm as Xion reached the door.

KNOCK! KNOCK!

The black-haired girl stood on the porch while she heard the fast stride of footsteps from inside the house. The wooden door swung open to reveal the teenage key blade master and his nobody at the doorway. Roxas exclaimed, "Xion! What's up?"

"Umm well…" she gave a sweet shy kind of fidgeting that the two hidden guys were jaw dropping. Axel whispered, "She's not doing what I think she's doing, is she?"

"If you mean the innocent trick, yes…" the key blade wielder groaned in horror was he watched the replica continue her plan.

Her gloved hands showed the items in her hand, "I had these tickets for a concert and I wanted to know if you wanted to come."

Sora chirped, "Sure!"

"Why not?" Roxas added. Xion smiled, "Well it's not for a few hours…"

"That's alright! We'll go out for sea salt ice cream!" the brunette happily told the girl. Roxas took out the pouch that he and his somebody shared to count the money, "Sora, we don't have enough for three bars."

He shrugged before he thought, "Not a problem. Xion can have some of ours!"

"You mean lick off the same ice cream as you?" she wondered purposely loud so Riku and Axel could hear. Roxas nodded, "If that's fine with you."

She linked with both boys. One for each arm, "Not a problem at all, let's go."

A corridor of darkness was opened and as they were walking in, Xion turned her head towards the two hidden perverts and stuck out her tongue. Once the portal had closed, it only left Riku and Axel with their mouths agape.

"She…"

"…got them."

"ON HER FIRST TRY!" they exclaimed.

Plan 3: Not started-failed

Important lesson learned: Never Piss Off Xion.

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