Little bit more language in this one, just in case ;)
The Jokers pink Vaydor raced through the streets of Gotham, trying to get to its location quickly. Jonny and Sprinkles were in tow behind in a black Sedan. Cars blew their horns as they saw the high speeding vehicles come towards them. The cars just kept on driving, forcing the other cars to part quickly or else risk being crushed.
"Whats this guy done to ya that's so bad Puddin?" Harley asked. The Joker didn't turn his head as he was determined to get where they needed to be.
"He tricked us Harls." He said with spite "He made our organisation look like fools and cheated us out of a deal."
"Well, he's gonna definitely regret that decision!" She smiled holding up her baseball bat. The Joker smiled and then swerved the car in front of a building. The sign next to she door read ' '. They both got out and walked over to the security guard.
"Sorry, no visitors allowed." The guard droned. The Joker pulled out a gun and shot him right in the face before laughing. Jonny and Sprinkles pulled up and got out. Harley picked up the keys from the still twitching body of the guard and skipped merrily over to the door before opening it. She bowed as everyone entered. They made their way up the stairs carefully, as not to attract any unwanted attention.
"How come there aren't no guards?" Sprinkles asked.
"I dunno, but stay alerted." Jonny pulled out his gun just in case. Sprinkles saw this and copied him.
They reached the fifth floor and crept over to the door where the target supposedly was. Jonny counted down from three and they kicked the door inwards. He was in there, cowering behind a desk.
"Please don't hurt me!" The frightened man pleaded.
"Please don't hurt me!" The Joker repeated in a mocking voice "Tell me where the stick is."
"I don't know what you're talking about!" The man tried to cover up what he had done.
"Don't give me that bullshit! We had a deal! I supply you the head of your enemy and you supply me the memory stick with the info about the Mayor's plans on it!" The Joker screamed at him whilst waving his gun in the petrified man's face.
"Ok! Ok! I'll tell you where it is!" The man finally gave up "It's in a safe, in the back room of my penthouse!"
"Whats the address?" Joker asked. Sprinkles pulled out a pen and a notepad.
"The address is 905 Pr-" He was cut off as blood exploded from his head.
"FUCK!" The Joker exclaimed as he jumped back.
"Oh shit. He's dead." Jonny said after walking over and checking the body.
"Shit. Did you get the address?" Joker asked Sprinkles.
"No, he didn't say it all. I got 905 Pr-something" Sprinkles read off his notepad.
"Fuck!" The Joker screamed. He ran around the room, knocking over anything breakable.
"Jonny, Sprinkles! I want you to find the cocksucker who did this!" He shouted when he finally stopped. Jonny and Sprinkles both left the room as soon as he had said this.
"What are we gonna do Puddin?" Harley asked in concern for the Joker.
"I dunno yet Harls." He slumped down to the floor in defeat.
On the rooftop of the building opposite the Sionis building, Deadshot pulled out his phone and proceeded to dial a number.
"Hey Charlie, it's done." He reported.
"Good work Deadshot, I put your money through just before." The ominous voice on the other end said.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah but you've got a big problem here." Deadshot explained, "Joker was after the same guy."
"Oh shit. New contract, The Joker for three million! How's that sound?" The voice proposed.
"Done." Deadshot ended the call and collected his gear. Tonight was gonna be a long night.
Yay! I finally got Deadshot in! Woop Woop! *throws out Suicide Squad merchandise*
I do have some idea where this fic is going guys! If you've read any of my others they can get quite unplanned!
I also seem to have a schedule for this fic as well. I write one and post it up on one day then I rest a day and then write and upload another chapter!
I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, let me know in the comments plz :'(
Let me know what I can do better. I love constructive criticism!
New chapter probably on Friday!
Imma go play Injustice now!
See Yaz!
All haters will be used to make Human Pie.
