Ok so this is the first chapter of me Rosalie Cullen12 writing or shall I say, rewriting "You Didn't". TeamSwitzerlan05 (now BugnessMonster) passed the story on to me and I am completing it. The last 2 chapters were all TeamSwitzerland05 but this chapter is all me. Well actually a little bit of the beginning is hers and the rest is mine. So enjoy. And review!

BPOV

Ha-ha! I can't believe it! This is perfect!

I looked up at Edward with a evil grin on my face. He stared at me anticipating what I would do next. This exact moment was one of those moments where I was truly happy he couldn't read my mind, except if I let him and I so was not about to do that!

He looked over at what I was holding and his breath caught.

"What are you doing with that?" He asked.

I smiled. "Oh nothing, I was just admiring it! You know your Volvo is like the best car ever! I don't see how anyone can compete with that, I mean seriously!"

He shot me a glance that said "what are you up to".

I quickly shoved the key in my pocket so fast I'm sure he didn't even see it. As I skipped out of the room I turned back to look over my shoulder. He still had this confused look on his face.

I smiled evilly. He was so going to get it. I was going to mess him up and he wouldn't even see it coming.

As I entered the kitchen I bumped into Renesmee. "Mommy? Auntie Rosalie wants you in Aunt Alice's room." she said. I nodded and began up to Alice's room.

I suddenly heard some shouting that I couldn't really make out as I climbed the stairs.

As I got closer to Alice's room, everything became clear.

"Dang it Emmett! You can't break Esme's toilet! It was a gift from the king of Thailand. It's a 25,000 dollar toilet made of the world best porcelain!" I heard Carlisle shout.

"Oh come on Carlisle! Who really needs a 25,000 dollar toilet! A 25,000 dollar toilet just so you can crap and pee! Heck! We don't even use a toilet! So what makes you think it won't stop me from ripping this thing from the floor huh?" Emmett's voice boomed and echoed in the room.

I finally decided to enter the bathroom and I was in for a hell of a surprise.

Alice was sobbing into the toilet. Her face nearly touching the water. She was chanting something that came out as "Baby……Jimmy Choo… kill Emmett for this."

Rosalie was standing there shaking her head in and slapping Emmett upside the head at every chance she got.

Carlisle was pleading at Emmett who hand his massive hand wrapped around the base of the toilet.

"What's going on here?" I asked trying to comprehend the madness that was taking place before me.

All eyes were on me now. "Bella!" Alice shot up from her little kneeling spot and wrapped her arms around me.

"Bella! That little…and then he…..and down the toilet……..Emmett so stupid!" Was all I could make out. Her sobs were taking over her and she could hardly talk.

"Alice I can't understand you. What did you say?"

"She said that Rowdy snuck into her closet and took one of her favorite pair of Jimmy Choo's and dunked it into the toilet. And since Emmett is such an idiot and never uses his head, he flushed the toilet because he didn't want to stick his hand in the "dirty water". So now we are trying to get Alice's shoe out but the heel has dug into the inside of the toilet pretty well so our only option is to rip it from the floor. Which was Emmett's idea not mine." Rosalie concluded.

Ah. Rowdy was one of the two puppies that Alice gave Renesmee for her birthday.

The other puppies name was Sparky and he was just a little angel. He was quiet and calm and never freaked out. He was house trained and he even peed all over Jessica's new jeans that time when she came knocking at our door to sell girl scout cookies with her little sister.(picture of puppies on my profile) But there was a reason that Renesmee named him Sparky. One day

Esme was making breakfast for Jacob since he slept over at the house. When she pulled the bacon out of the fridge Sparky, who was sitting on my lap, scrambled out if it and ran at top speed to the kitchen. I swear that little dog was doing at least 20 miles per hour. He begged and begged for the bacon. And Esme made the mistake of falling for that cute little face and she gave him a piece. And one piece was all it took to get that dog hooked on bacon. That's why Renesmee named him Sparky. It's a sad story really.

So back to the present. Alice was still sobbing and everyone in the room was freaking out because Esme would home any minute and she if she found that a 300 dollar shoe was lodged in to her wonderful little toilet, she would freak. And if she found out that Rowdy did it she would have his head. ( a little dark for Esme I know but hey you would do the same thing if something of yours got ruined.)

Just as thoughts of Esme chasing Rowdy and Sparky into the woods, Sparky and Rowdy walked in the bathroom like they were kings and we were their servants or what not. Well at least Rowdy did. Sparky just started sniffing Rosalie. Apparently he also liked the scent of Chanel Number 5 which was Rosalie's new perfume.

"Bella! What are we going to do! I want my shoe back!" Alice sobbed into my shoulder.

"Ok, lets see. Have you guys tried to use a plunger?" I asked.

"Yes! We tried everything! We even called the plumber but they don't open today! And the only thing we can do is to rip the toilet out and smash it to get the shoe out!"

Alice shouted as she glared and Rowdy who was in Emmett's arms.

I pondered our options. I stared at the toilet and then at Rowdy.

And then my plan to get revenge on Edward was born!

I had to do it quickly and cover up my tracks.

"Rip it out. It's the only way and hey can't we go on Ebay or a local pawn shop and replace it?" I turned to look at everyone who had unsure expressions on their faces.

Jasper head popped into the door way. "Hey guy, Esme just turned around the corner. You guys have around 5 minutes to fix this." he nodded his head towards our little situation.

"I'm leaving. I didn't do anything so see you later people." Rosalie walked out with Sparky trailing behind her.

"Rip it out Emmett. It's our only chance!" I frantically yelled. Oh god. When did this family turn into an episode of The Hills.

At my signal, Emmett ripped the toilet from the floor and Carlisle gave a slight whimper.

"Suck it up Carlisle. Be a man!" Emmett slapped poor Carlisle on the back.

"Ok so you guys can handle this right? I have a little business I got to take care of."

I said as I went out the bathroom.

I swiftly ran down to the basement where Edward was currently playing piano.

"Oh Edward." I called. His head snapped up and he followed me into the bathroom.

As soon as we were both in there. I closed the door and he attacked my lips.

Oh honey, kissing me with all your might won't get you out of this one sweetheart, I thought.

I pulled the key out of my pocket and pulled away from Edward. He looked confused. I turned around and dangled his precious Volvo Key above the toilet, threatening to drop it any second now.

"Bella what are you-"

Too late.

I dropped the key and flushed it down. Bye bye key and hello sweet revenge!

Edward's face was in pure shock. I had never seen him like this before.

Should I be worried? I asked myself.

No I don't think so!

I walked out of the bathroom leaving a stunned Edward and a happy me.

"Isabella!"

I turned around Edward had a glare that could kill.

"Isabella, you will pay for this!" he shook a fist in my face.

This want's good.

When Edward wanted revenge, he would get it. And he would get me good.

I suddenly regretted flushing his key.

Ok so that was the first chapter me, Rosalie Cullen12 re-writing "You Didn't".

The chapters will get longer. Trust me they will. But for the next few chapters, they might be around this length. Puppy pictures are on my profile and so are Alice's shoes. For those who want to see what they look like.

So review and I will update faster. Thanks!