Chapter 3: Kurenai Misuzu-chan to Koa-kun to Patchouli Noreiji-sama!
As you can see before Weeabro just jammed through Rumia, Daiyousei and Cirno with extreme ease. In the process, he made them hate him. He secretly wanted to build a harem with all of the Touhou, but it doesn't look like he's going too well with that! On the other hand, he's still pining after Marisa and maybe he might bang her with an intense metal rod that screams "I can use the elementals!". Even though he wants a harem, that's so he can treat the girls with respect and so they can feel respected too! His favourite is actually Marisa, don't tell anyone that.
On the other hand, Marisa decided to return to the place where Weeabro started playing EoSD a couple of hours later.
"U-Umm.. i'm sorry about that, Weeabro. Please forgive me for my rude behaviour- wait what the fuck." Marisa was shocked when she realised that Weeabro wasn't slobbering over the Touhou game, but instead she saw him on stage 3 replacing playable Reimu and Marisa on Lunatic mode.
"Oh my god, what have you done this time!" Marisa yelled at the animecompy, she then started to break down into tears because she's worried that Weeabro might never return... if he loses all of his lives, he becomes trapped in the game forever and never returrrrrrrnssssss...
Surprisingly enough, Weeabro, on stage 3, heard Marisa's yelling from the animecompy. "H-Homg... M-Marisa-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" Weeabro exclaimed while katana throwing at those pesky fairies that shoot a shit load of bullets and then go into hiding.
"E-Eh! Weeabro! You can hear me?" Marisa replied, in a shocked manner.
"Hai, you're a bit too loud though, and what were you crying about?"
"... Weeabro no bakaaaaaaaaaa!"
Marisa then Master Sparked the animecompy and Weeabro is now forever trapped in EoSD forever. God bless his poor soul.
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Nah just kidding she just yelled that and blushed furiously like a tsundere while Weeabro blushed furiously as well because she returned and was concerned for him. You can smell the sexual tension, that's something his brother's good friend Terezi Pyrope would normally say in these situations.
"Anyway, how the hell did you get inside the game! That's never happened to anyone else before!"
"Wakaranai su~ It just happened when I chose to play on Lunatic mode."
Oh my god, he really did do it. Ohh... i'm not sure whether I should be overjoyed or not, I mean, he could disappear forever and and he's my very first-
What the hell! Get out of here, you perverted reader! Y-You don't have the right to know what i'm thinking!
"Ano, Marisa-chan? Doko ga iru no?"
"E-Eh? Oh, i'm watching you beat midboss Meiling. Er, i'll just shut up so the story can continue."
We do appreciate how understanding you are, Marisa. Anyway, so Weeabro ended up beating Meiling and continuing, but Meiling had her own thoughts about him as she ran away from him.
"Oh fuck oh fuck we're definitely screwed if he ends up getting past Knowledge and Izayoi and ending up going against the Scarlet sisters fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuckcckckckckcck"
That's all there is to say about them.
So like, Weeabro ended up getting to Meiling as a true boss. And, she also prepared for this moment like Cirno did.
"Yooooooooou cannnnnot defeeeeat meeeeeeeeee! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaaaaam the great-"
"Kurenai Misuzu-chan, you can drop the act."
"BLUUUUUUUH MY NAME IS HONG MEILING NOT GODDAMN KURENAI MISUZU OR CHINA!"
"I do know that, I just wanted to express my affection for you by using that nickname."
Meiling then blushed, she was quite shocked to hear that someone didn't use it for mocking or anything like that. This man... he was very mysterious and really really hot.
"Who cares! Let's just fight, because i'm not letting you go past this gate!"
And so they fought and then Meiling started getting a fever and yadda yadda.
Onto stage 4 now! Featuring Koakuma and Patchouli Knowledge.
So Weeabro is now in the Voile or something the resident Scarlet Devil Library, there's a shitload of books and actual sentient books and fairies as well! Also, Patchouli and her faithful assistant Koakuma.
Weeabro had about 2 lives now or something, since he doesn't add any on the options screen because he's THAT hardcore. Thug lyf!
So yeah he went on dodging bullets and earning P items and dodging extra lives to be hardcore until he managed to get up to Koakuma.
Unlike Daiyousei, Koakuma didn't break the mold and simply did not speak before the battle. Instead, she used to telepathy to talk to Patchouli, keeping her up to date on what was happening around her so she can prepare for her fight against Weeabro.
As he gently caressed his manhood, John decided that he should also take a look at his hot abs. Karkat liked that feeling, it made him feel like a strong, black woman who didn't need no man but in this case he wanted a man who happened to make constant claims about not being a homosexual!
omg omg omg i swear u are the best yaoi fanfictioner ever koa-chan!
Thank you, Patchouli-sama. I strive to make sure that they are up to your standards. But please, do not flatter me. You are far superior when it comes to this sort of thing, and you are my superior in many cases.
lmao grl shut ur mouth i do wat i want
Oh, but this strange visitor is currently approaching you. Please, be careful. He is considerably strong.
aw hell no hold my huge book
I'm afraid I cannot as we are communicating via telepathy and I lack physical strength. And... I do kind of hope that he does win.
Weeabro then went on to face Patchouli Knowledge, the beautiful so called hikikomori who is incredibly powerful when it comes to magical spells. She is also very knowledgeable.
"Oho, Pachuri-kun. You're just as beautiful like in the fanart... but you're lacking your bountiful bust."
"hahaha fuck your shit flat chests are still the bestest"
What's this! She didn't react properly to my suave swagger pick up line! Oh dear oh dear...
"Let us just fight..."
And so they fought. And Weeabro lost a life because he was too busy fapping to Marisa x Patchouli in his head. The boy is not normal, I swear.
"omg! i cant believe that i lost to some fucking DOUCHEBAG who wants to get in mari-chan's dress wat a pervert"
"N-Nani! I-I don't love Marisa-chan at all! She's just a partner!"
"hahaha yeah right youve got an unwavering boner right now just imagining her gently caressing you you sick fuck"
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And so everything will continue on chapter 4.