A.N. I was bored when I wrote this last night, and really tired, so it's awful and short, I promise the next chapter will be better, and probably about food because I'm rather hungry and desperate to write a new chappie. The guest for this chapter is... (DUN DUN DUN) Lady Artemis, goddess of moon, maidens and chastity, I think that's all of them.

I do not own Percy Jackson, or anyone else in this story, because if I owned Percy Jackson, the world would be a disaster, because Pothena would have arrived, Aphrodite would be with Hephaestus, and we wouldn't have that STUPID ending for SoN, who does that, writes a whole book, then ends in a major cliffie to wait until AUGUST, I'm whining about it to my classmates whenever I am in college. Also, if I owned Percy Jackson, I'd make Trinton try and drown himself.

Enjoy.

I'm bored...

Really Aphrodite, can't you just pay attention to this meeting instead of dragging in me and the riff-raff?

Riff-raff, what's a riff-raff?

You're a simple-minded fool Poseidon, please, go away.

Well. I can see where I'm not wanted.

At last!

Athena, be nice, I invited him to this conversation, because I'm bored and Hephaestus is sick, my poor baby!

Honestly Aphrodite, he has a head cold and you've cooped him up in bed all day, it's just a case of a cold.

I'm worried about him... so pass the time with me, or until we've paid enough attention that you guys can cause a distraction for me again.

Truth or Dare Athena.

Truth, we're in a meeting, we can't do dares.

Do you think me and Hephaestus make a cute couple?

Aphrodite!

Honestly, not really, but you both bring out the best in each other, it's an ancient tale of Beauty and the Beast and truthfully Aphrodite, you both need each other.

Thank you Athena. I think I'm going to cry.

Don't you dare. If Zeus found out...

Now you care for the rules, how would you like it if I just cried.

What in HADES are you doing?

Who's this?

Artemis.

Hi Artemis.

Hullo Aphrodite.

Hey Artemis.

Hullo uncle.

Hey Artemis.

Hello Athena, how are things today?

Aphrodite's bored and missing Hephaestus, so Poseidon tried to start a game of truth to pass the time.

Sounds very... trivial.

Huh?

Unimportant.

I heard your using large words, I suppose Athena's been tutoring you?

Actually it was Hephaestus, he's been letting her read the dictionary.

Impressive.

I give him a word of the day and if he gets what it means by lunchtime... he gets rewarded.

Athena, Poseidon, cause a distraction, I really don't want to listen to Aphrodite's... rewards.

On it.

"Athena, don't kill Poseidon, thank you- where did Aphrodite go?"

Haha. You gotta love my endings. Thanks to Anjelina-HouseofUnnaturalPrep for being my first reviewer, and thanks to everyone who put me on story alert, favourites and such, you're all such a great inspiration. I'd also like to thank Rick Riordian, for making Percy have such funny lines in the books, although the movie sucked.

Peace.

Love.

Pothena.