The Feline Berry

"Meww~"

"Mm…Toothless…"

"Mewwww~"

"Toothless…"

"MEWW~!"

SCRATCH!

"Owwwww!" Hiccup wakes up suddenly, rubbing the noticeable cat scratches on his face. He groans in pain before glaring at a cat.

Wait…cat?

"Huh?" Hiccup stares at the cat on his lap. It's like a tuxedo cat, except it's all black. The cat has an angry look and in its toxic eyes-

…Oh no.

"Toothless, what did you eat this time!?"

"Meowww~!" The cat mewls innocently as it snuggles against Hiccup.

~After a while~

"…This is what you ate?"

"Meoww~!"

"…I'm surprised you can still randomly eat it even though its effects are obvious."

"Meow~!" Toothless glares at the nervous, laughing Hiccup. In the brunette's hand is a cat-faced shaped berry with the face of a cat. It's small like any berry but it's shaped like a mini cat face emoticon.

"You're lucky this is a common berry." Hiccup trails a finger down the berry book he borrowed from Gobber (since they're mostly the victims of those said berries) and stops his finger, tapping at the lines below a picture of the cat-faced berry. "Here we are! Feline Berry, a popular berry for turning any beings into cats." He turns to Toothless before looking back at the book. "Though it is temporary, people tend to find the use of this berry useful for figuring out the lifestyle of a cat, speaking with their pet cat or to fulfill an intimated sex fetish-wait, what?"

"Meowww~?" Toothless's ears perk up and he reads where Hiccup left off.

Though the package below is something that humans consider smaller than an average human size, it is still pleasant and to make up for it, cats have amazing tongue skill as well as having a tail for…well, to split one being in two, if you know what I mean.

Hiccup blushes dark red and shivers at the feeling of something devious staring at him. He turns his head a bit to find Toothless grinning at him with a Chesire-like smile, which is weird because cats don't smile so widely.

"Mreowwwww~" Toothless purrs and Hiccup swallow thickly, stuttering at his next line.

"I…um…"

"HICCUP!"

For once, thank Odin his father is calling him!

"Yeah, dad?!" Hiccup shouts back.

"Come down here! NOW!"

Hiccup, confused with Toothless, cradles Toothless in his arms and earning himself a nice little purr from his lover. Hiccup heads down the stairs and looks at his dad. "Is something wrong?"

Stoick sighs and leans against his chair. "Hiccup, there's a girl who wishes to see you."

Hiccup raises a brow. "A girl? But why would she want to see me?"

Toothless's eyes narrow at the word girl. Astrid is already with Stormfly but now someone is aiming for his Hiccup? No way Toothless is gonna give him up.

Stoick gestures to the front door. "She's outside waiting for you to talk with her."

Hiccup hesitates but knowing better than to argue with his stubborn father, he heads to the front door with Toothless nuzzling close to Hiccup. The instant Hiccup opens the door; he steps back in surprise while Toothless hisses hatefully.

Standing there is a beautiful girl with silky, black hair and red, luscious lips forming into a smile that resembles a beauty queen. Her attire is nothing like the warrior woman, Astrid. Instead, she wore something like some of the flirtatious playgirls in the village: A light brown shirt with a wool-white skirt that shows till half of her thighs.

Enemy level: 100+

"Ah! Hiccup!" The girl said, sounding like one of those high-pitched girls. She giggles flirtatiously and bends towards Hiccup a bit, smiling sickeningly sweet. "I heard about Toothless. I'm so sorry~" She opens her arms to him. "If you need a new partner, I'm always here for you~."

"Um…What?" Hiccup blinks before shaking his head and pats Toothless's head. "I'm sorry, miss but Toothless is still here. He just got turned into a cat."

"Oh." The girl said disappointingly and Toothless smugly smirk inwardly. But it stops when she shows a sneaky smile. "But he'll be like that permanently, right?"

"Of course not!" Hiccup exclaims and hugs Toothless tightly to him. "This is only temporary! I'm sorry but mind I ask who are you?" Toothless snuggles into the arms of his little lover, purring at the voice of his master's irritation towards the black haired girl.

She flips her hair over her shoulder. "I'm surprised you don't know me. My name is Amelia Goberman. I'm sure you know I'm the most popular girl here, right?"

"No. In fact, it's Astrid that's the most-"

"Forget her!" She frowns a bit before her smile comes back. "So, I was thinking. Since your Toothless is too busy being a cat to date you, would you mind dating me?" Hiccup stares at the girl with a focused gaze. Amelia tries to make her figure more seductive by running her hands up and down her curves. Toothless hisses and glares at this disturbing woman.

Hiccup said one word. "Really?"

Toothless freezes and stares at Hiccup with hurt in his eyes. Has Hiccup been hoping for someone better? Was he unhappy with the relationship with Toothless? What is this child thinking?!

Amelia smiles a sultry smile and runs a hand up and down his right arm. "Yeah. See, when I saw you, the son of the chief, battle that Monstrous Nightmare, I was so impressed! And then you became the village's hero and I fell for you! So what do you say?" She leans to his face with a small smirk, threatening to kiss him. "Will you go out with me?"

Toothless raises one of his paws to claw her hand but Hiccup grabs said paw and Toothless's heart almost broke. He looks at his master's face to see the seduced look on it but founds himself wrong.

On Hiccup's face is nothing more than a look of an impassive, cold look.

"Really? Is that all you got?"

Amelia blinks in surprise and Hiccup continues, practically growling. "The son of the chief, huh? Do you take me for a fool? You're not the first girl to 'like' me. Ever since I became the village hero, a lot of girls and some guys have been courting me, trying to get their place in the Haddock family. Well, guess what?" Hiccup's eyes narrow and Toothless feels a cold shiver down his spine. "I'm taken. I belong to the person who loves me for me, before I was Hiccup the Hero. Next time you want to flirt with the son of someone in charge, I suggest stop selling your body shamelessly. Good day, Amelia." Hiccup steps back into his home and slams the door shut, facing his shell-shocked father.

Stoick didn't say anything for a moment. And neither did Toothless. This is the first time they ever seen Hiccup's dark look and honestly, it scares the hell out of them.

Hiccup blinks in confusion, his look returning to the Hiccup they know and love. "What's the matter?"

Stoick clears his throat and takes a swing on his ale. Toothless only gives Hiccup an affectionate lick on the cheek, earning Hiccup's giggle.

"You two sure are acting strange. Come on, Toothless, time for a bath!"

Toothless, sensing his feline instinct, tries to get away, mewling in panic with Hiccup dragging him for a nice, afternoon bath.

It was only during that time did Toothless turn back to normal.

And because he didn't have any clothes on, Toothless tries to wipe the memory of Amelia Goberman out of his Hiccup's mind by giving him an afternoon 'activity'.

But this doesn't mean Toothless can let his guard down anymore…Who knows how many more rivals he will face?

Well, this is freaking short. ^^" I'm sorry for that. But I have a big announcement to you readers everywhere!

Every 5 chapters, I will accept a request from one of you all, telling me the berry you want Hiccup or Toothless to eat (as well as telling me what the effects will do).

In any case, in the 4th chapter, I shall announce the request I have chosen.

Kuro: That's easy to say. There are a lot of M pregnant requests.

Mii-kun: I'M DROWNING! ACK! XwX *his claw is the only thing out of the pile of reviews that mentions M pregnancy*

Me: ^^" Well, I'm sorry but there won't be pregnancy anytime soon…or will there? }:3

Kuro: =w= You're an evil girl, aren't you?

Me: Yep! XD

Mii-kun: Help….! *weakly mewling*

Me: Oh dear. Owo Kuro, get the shovel. We're going review digging to get Mii-kun out. XD

Kuro: Grr, it's always me that has to get the shovel. =w= *left the room*

Me: Alright! Read and review, peps! Lu-chan, out! :P

Next Berry: Fuck Berry

(Yes, there'll be smuts in the next chapter and no, it's not a 15 year old Hiccup XD)