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Cookies.
Emmett's POV
"I'm so bored!" I yelled from the kitchen. Everyone groans. "Oh, come on! There's nothing to do!" I yell back. Bella walked in the room with an empty plate. "OHHH I GOTS AN IDEAAA BELLSYPOOO!" I scream at her. Right then, she decided to run away. I guess she forgot that I'm a vampire…
Bella's POV
"OHHH I GOTS AN IDEAAA BELLSYPOOO!" Oh no. Oh no. Oh no! I tried to run away. Shit, I forgot he's a flipping vampire! I run out the door and run smack into something hard as a boulder. I look up to see Edward staring down at me with a confused look on his face. By then Emmett had been on the ground laughing hysterically. I pout and cross my arms and look down. "Ummm, love, what are you doing?" after reading Emmett's mind he got that warning look in his eyes as he glared at Emmett. "that's what I'm doing!" I yelled. Emmett then got a pleading look in his eyes as he begged Edward to continue on with his plan. "Ughh, fine! But if you hurt one little hair on her body, I will tear you to pieces." Awwww, shit! "EDWARD! NO! WHAT THE HECK! NO! AAAAAH!" I screamed as Emmett threw me over his shoulders and ran into the kitchen once more. "Bella! We're making cookies!" Oh that doesn't sound bad. As bad as I thought, atleast. But what did Edward see that made him get all protective? Well, I guess I have to find out. "Okay! Emmett, get the flour and eggs. I'll get whatever else we need that you don't need to worry about, okay?" I said as I gave him the "this-is-so-easy-even-you-can't-mess-it-up" look. "OKAYY!" he yelled as he ran to fridge and cupboards. He got everything I asked for even before I made it to the cabinet to get the cookie cutters. "Wow, Emmett. You didn't mess up for once..." I thought. We then made the batter and relaxed as we stared at the non-messed-up cookie dough we made. I put it in the oven. "WHAT DO I DO NOW BELLSYPOO?" He yelled excitedly. "Emmett, I'm right here. You don't have to YELL LIKE THIS!" I half said, half yelled. He rolled his eyes and walked to the oven. "What do I do with this thing?" He said pressing buttons. "EMMETT NOOOO!" I yelled. But I was too late. I had put the oven on high waiting for it to heat up so we can finally eat our cookies. Emmett pressed the self-destruct button Carlisle added just in case someone were to find out they were vampires and had to destroy the house. BOOOM! The oven blew up. There was cookie dough everywhere. And when I say everywhere, I mean everywhere. On the walls, the tables, the cabinets, on Emmett, on me, EVERYWHERE! "OOOOH EMMETT, ESMES GONNA KILL YOU!" Everyone yelled from the living room. And me? I just stood there. Stunned. Too stunned to say anything. But, for once, I wasn't angry. This was the end to our first very non-violent day.
Sorry for not uploading in a while. I had a lot to do. Oh, and sorry this ones so short. I'll try to make the future ones longer.[: [[review please.]]