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Pandora nearly screamed when she heard the obnoxious noise that was the stupid bell. Psychology was awful lately; they'd been finishing up mental diseases and they were slowly creeping their way into self-mind control. Strangely, Panda and her best friend, Katrea Kabri, had concluded that their teacher had most of, if not all of, the signs of bipolar disorder.

"I wanna get a graphic tablet." Pandora looked over at Kabri and arched an eyebrow. "Reeeally bad." The blond nodded once.

"You're a fucking moron, you know that?" Panda opened the heavy, dark wood door with her butt for her friend, heading off to Witchcraft. Pandora's least favorite class. She hated, HATED witches….

"HAMMER HANDS!!!" Someone yelled from inside the room; inside, Megan was flailing her arms up and down as if her hands were hammers. Margaret, her twin sister, was sitting at her desk with her head down. Poor thing…

Pandora still hated them. Both had red hair, both were witches, both of their names sounded eerily like Maharet and Mekere. Both of them pissed Pandora and Kabri the hell off.

And, lucky them. Kabri dormed with Margaret, and Panda with Megan. Kabri sat in her typical seat, which was next to Pandora's. Panda plopped down next to her and mumbled, "If I am ever Queen of the Damned, I'm drinking those two morons first…." Kabri smirked.

Throughout the next hour, Margaret and Megan tried to act as self-sufficient and as smart as their pea-brains could muster.

"Oh, hey Panda? Who broke my Mom's vase?" Megan asked with a smirk. The entire class turned around to look at the black-haired girl and she growled. "You're fat ass did when you turned around in the kitchen, now shut up."

"It was in the bedroom!" She pouted. She oh-so-loved when Pandora used Monster as an excuse. She sounded crazy.

"And…..?" Kabri and Pandora laughed quietly to themselves as the bell rang. As they left, Pandora gave Kabri her books and did 'hammer hands' on the twin's heads as they left the room. Kabri laughed so hard she had to sit down.

"She's my best friend, best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too!?" The two girls sang into the twin's ears and ran off before they could be punched.

"Can't wait to gouge your eyes out, Margaret!" Panda yelled behind her as they dashed into their last class of the day, Global Studies.

"I has an Egypt." Panda said right after the door shut, and a blue-haired pothead named Candice walked up to them. "Get that Egypt outta tharr!" She said in a horrible, old woman-esque voice. She wriggled her finger in front of Pandora's face like a friggen worm.

"Shut the fuck up, Candice, get outta here!" Kabri said, smacking the girl and going off to her seat. Panda shook her head and sat in Kabri's lap.

"You are invited to GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!" Kabri shoved the girl off onto the floor, and she whimpered and clung to her friend's leg like a horny dog. "But… But I love you!"

"Don't hump me."

"Girls!" Ms. Matthews slammed a ruler against the board as if she had a pair and ordered the class to… well, order.

As always, the entire period was spent quizzing Pandora about ancient Egypt and trying to prove that Pandora knew nothing. Actually, this is the only class where she knew what the hell she was talking about minus Vampirism. So, understandably, that pissed her off.

"Well, I bet you didn't know that they stopped making pyramids and buried the pharos somewhere el-"

"THE. VALLEY. OF THE FUCKING. KINGS!" She slammed her text book down and stood up from her chair. "They were entombed, you dumb shit, not buried! And yes, I know about the Valley of the Kings! Any retarded kid that's ever flipped past the History Channel knows about the goddamn Valley! You pompous charlatan, get out of my face. I'm through with you. And if you don't shut the fuck up within the next eight seconds, I'm taking this muffin; shoving it up your fat asshole and making you dance like Ricky Martin." She stormed to the door, turned around to look at Ms. Matthews;

"Good day to you, sir." She slammed the door behind her.

"….Egypt?" Candice looked from the door to Kabri.

"Shut up, Candice." Kabri sighed and left behind her friend.