TUMSATTFE or Smells Like Titans Spirit
Episode Tres: In which the author uses fancy linguistics in the episode title to make him seem better than you
As Beast Boy crawled up the couch, he was not in a happy mood. Even though Starfire was exhausted, she would still kill him if she heard his spidery chitter again. It was a good plan, though... Beast Boy thought. When Starfire was resting, turn into a venomous spider, crawl up the couch, and bite her, injecting her with venom that would knock her out, so they could get the newspapers off her (this one part made Beast Boy sweat) and destroy them. Beast continued crawling up the couch, but much more and trying to make as little noise as possible. Just a few more inches to go...two more...one more...half an inch...and there! He was just close enough to Starfire's body to bite her without giving her any prior notice...I should really watch that Richard Pryor special I have on record...NO! Don't get distracted!!...Now...BITE HE- BOOM. Cyborg charged through the automatic doors, not waiting for them to open. "You are gonna PAY!" he yelled at Starfire. "GrrrrrrrAAH!!!!" Starfire screamed. Okay, let's rewind a little bit. Remember when Robin, Beast Boy and Raven came into the main room where Starfire was rampaging, and Cyborg was gone? Well this is what happened. Cyborg fell asleep after reading the newspaper because his "Do something not boring" circuits were really annoyed and sent him into a not-boring dream. When Starfire went on a rampage, Cyborg woke up and tried to stop her, but he was in that kind of haze you get when you woke up, so Starfire overpowered him and kicked him out of the window. You might want to read that last part again. "KICKED HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW." Okay. Just making sure you got that. Now Cyborg was plenty pissed at this BEFORE he hit the ground, but when he did hit the ground, he landed on his arm, crushing it, and his leg got a bit busted up also. So now he was PO'd to the limit. Betcha' didn't know, Cyborg has a sensor showing how angry he is, kinda like the power one that broke when he fought Atlas. And this one was now broken. THAT was how pissed he was. He didn't CARE that he and Star were on a team together. He didn't CARE that the other team members would be mad at him for what he would do to Starfire. all he cared about was beating the crap out of Star and getting back to his dream. Now, you might say that Cyborg's power was nothing compared to Starfire's, but Cyborg got that covered. See, back when Cyborg went undercover in the HIVE Academy, Brother Blood created a device that would multiply his power ten-fold. And it just so happens that the Titans kept this device in their storeroom after the battle. And it just so happens that Cyborg got into the store room and took this device. And he was still mad as hell.