More than human

by Our hero

Naruto gets bitten by a vampire and is offered training by one of the strongest vampires, yakumo learns of her teachers plan to make her unfit to become a shinobi and runs nto a yandere doctor who offers training so she wont lose lee-senpai and Kasumi Kaguya trained by an assassin in the rokushiki(one piece) and coming to the leaf village hopes to test her skills, feedback please

3. Chapter three

Chapter three: Her true self?! Inner Moka vs Katsumi

With Naruto

After we introduced ourselves to each other we were about to start training again but Iva-sensei said "we have all had a long day, we have enough time tomorrow to make up for any training we don't do now, instead we should take the time to rest and relax," and with that he led me, Moka, Yakumo, and Dr. Yandere to where the rooms are,

Leaving us to choose our rooms he left us to talk to neko-chan about something, we each chose a room and began to settle in, as I changed into my Pajamas I wondered what tomorrow would bring,

I tried to keep my excitement back as I eventually faded off to sleep,

In the morning

As his consciousness returned from a dream He vaguely remembered, one included a feminine silhouette saying something he couldn't hear, and another that he remembered much clearer it involved Kurama-chan taking over the ninja world with octopus and forcing the kage to become marching band members and making them write her a theme song while she stomped Uchiha's in their twig and berries for stealing her pies, he chuckled to himself as he wondered if she had something to do with that, "W-what? Me? Uh no I mean no! I'm the great kurama-hime! No the greatest Kurarma-Hime-Seikou! Y-Yeah why would I hijack your dreamscape while you sleep to create a fictional dream about me taking over the world? I Wouldn't! I'll bet it was uh... um Bacon lord...? Yeah him he did it!" Kurama said sounding less and less convincing as she rambled,

Just as he was about to wake up enough to realise that hearing kurama when not inside his mindscape was odd his alarm started beeping loudly, and an arm that wasn't his turned it off, Moka poked her head out of the covers and looking at him she blushed and said "um M-morning Naruto-san", " morning Moka" Naruto said sleepily returning her greeting as he realised he felt her arms around him snuggling into his waist,

though the weight on his stomach nor the arms around him budged as Moka stretched using both of her arms, then both their eyes were drawn to the lump under his covers Moka who not knowing he had arms wrapped around him thought he just had to 'rub his mighty oak' and blushed as she was about to get up and leave only to blush harder as he began lifting up his covers and thought he was intending to 'give her a show'

But that embarrassment was consumed by her rising anger when realised it was Katsumi snuggling into his stomach "KATSUMI?!" She shouted causing the assassin in training to wake up, "huh? *yaaaaawn, morning Moka-chan, Naruto-kun, did you both sleep well?" "Never mind that why are you on Naruto-san's stomach?" She asked angrily (and jealously) 'why didn't I think of that?' Moka thought and to her surprise her inner self offered no embarrassing comment, instead her inner self was content growling at the offending bitch touching her ideal mate, (the fact that she never told him that, nor that they met maybe a day ago didn't occur to Moka outer or inner,)

"Cause he's comfy" The offending girl said enjoying both her position and the jealous look she got from the attractive pinkette, then she shifted slightly and Naruto realised her cleavage was pressing against his 'other head'

Though Moka had seen enough "GET OFF OF HIM!" Moka shouted frustrated with the other girls closeness to her friend, in response Katsumi lifted up Naruto's top and slid her head underneath it as she laid directly on his stomach, "nah I'm still tired, wake me up later handsome" she said, then Moka tried to pry the white haired pervert from her stunned friend, Katsumi childishly cried "NOOOO, KATSUMI NO WANNA WAKE UP, SHE DIDNT EVEN GET HER GOOD MORNING KISS YET"

This comment was enough to make Moka rip naruto's shirt off of him as she did katsumi's hand shot at moka and a tearing sound was heard before moka ended up on the floor then Kasumi slid up naruto's body completely intentionally straddling him as she did his covers which had been tossed by Kasumi's quick moition ended up covering the lower part of naruto's body that Kasumi wasn't,

And just then Naruto realised that the girl who was currently straddling him was completely naked, then he saw her holding up a yellow nightgown, and Naruto's eyes turned to his fellow vampire, she was slightly stunned by the impact enough to not realised her entire body was on display,

And then the door to his room was opened (which surprised Katsumi enough to throw Moka's nightgown away) by John who simply stared at the scene,

Now naruto was brave for a 15 year old, he had survived beatings from bullies, death glares from veterans, and even the occasional wild animal going to bite him, hell he recalled a time he helped a girl from an enemy shinobi, but when he saw Katsumi's assassin dad looking over three teens two of them being naked girls and one a boy in the same room, especially with one straddling him and that one being his daughter, and imagining his mind going to the obvious conclusion, he was about to beg for his life and explain himself when Katsumi smiled at him and winked,

Turning back toward her dad she said "daddy! Knock next time! It's my turn Naruto said so and I'm going to show pinkie how to ride a man right," both Naruto and Moka blushed at her words but were so embarrassed they couldn't think of anything to say,

The Frenchman rolled his eyes and said "i suspected as much from all the banging, however Iva has told me to call you all for breakfast," the man turned and took a step outside before he threw a box of condoms over his shoulder and said "don't break the bed ma petite fleur,"

In response Kasumi caught the box and said "Merci Papa, et pas de promesses," moka having regained her senses and realised her state of undress squealed, kasumi got off Naruto and tossed moka her nightie, "that was an entertaining way to start the day don't you think?" She asked the other two in the room, "that's one way to put it," naruto said before he clicked "not that i mind waking up next to two beautiful laides but why were you two in my bed?" Moka blushed, Kasumi grinned, "w-well i-uh couldn't sleep so- and i remembered how comfy i was last- i mean the first night here and- im sorry," moka stammered her blush increasing as she did, naruto chuckled and said "im glad i could help," his reply had both inner and outer moka blushing (though the former would die before she admitted it) the blonde halfvampire turned his gaze toward the white haired assassin in training and asked "and you katsumi?" Her grin widened as she said "i saw moka heading to your room and wondered if you'd like a threesome, but you were both asleep when i entered and I decided that your stomach was comfier then my bed,"

Nodding at the... answer he knew only katsumi would give he watched the shy woman bid him an apology while the shameless one winked before blowing him a kiss before they left, he tried not to think about what could have happened if he were still awake when Kasumi waked in,

He got out of bed and found his clothes folded at the foot of his bed, he got dressed and left his room, walking down the hallway his mind drifted back to what kurama-chan said yesterday 'I have godparents, Jiriya, Tsunade, and Mikoto,' anger filled his thoughts if there was one thing that was pretty much universally despised it was being abandoned especially by those you were supposed to trust, and these three had done just that,

'Or had they?' He thought and he pondered the answer in truth naruto didn't know anything about them maybe they had something else that required their attention, he wouldn't forgive them, but it would be easer if his only remaining family had air tight excuses, hearing footsteps behind him he saw iva walking toward him, 'can't hurt to ask if he knows them' "morning naruto-san" the Vampire greeted, "Morning Iva-sensei, hey i have a question for you, do you know anyone named Jiriya, Tsunade Senju, or Mikoto Uchiha?"

His teacher nodded "yes, why?" "Can you tell me about them?" Iva stopped walking and naruto turned to him the vampires expression was shock, "you don't know them? They are among the most famous ninja from this village," naruto shook his head and asked "did anything happened to them?" His mentor was curious about his questioning but nevertheless he spoke "in order Jiraya 'allegedly' runs konhana's spy network and his work has him often traveling from town to town, Tsunade had been plagued by the deaths of those she loved and decided to use her sanin traveling rights to leave the village indefinitely, finally Mikoto Uchiha is in a coma due to the massacre of the uchiha clan I know not of her exact condition beyond that,"

Naruto hung his head low "thanks Iva-Sensei," the older vampire nodded before patting the young lad on his back, "well if you need assistance with whatever is on your mind you need but ask, as your teacher I'm quite happy to assist you with any topics that might trouble you," naruto nodded and thanked the man that offered to train him, and the white haired man continued toward the breakfast table, 'so i can't really blame mikoto for not being a god mother, but jiraya and tsunade? Guess i don't know enough to decide ether way, if i meet them I'll ask beyond that ive got no reason to forgive them,' the blonde teen thought his mind satisfied

Naruto entered the what he had dubbed the dining room, sitting at the table was yakumo and john, hey were having a conversation one wouldn't expect a fifteen year old to have with a professional killer, "so after ive broken his will to live he looked at me and grovelled ''let me live please'' so i said what? Like you did for them? Because he had laid waste to a villge for no reason, and then he did the I've changed please let me go thing people do then i stomped on his neck killing the bastard i one blow" the brown haired girl smiled as she wrote what he said down before asking "so you don't kill simply for money thats just a bonus your main reason is enjoyment? Interesting, and you would fight and kill anyone?" "Everyone except katsumi," and she nodded "and you don't believe im taking this thing with kurenai too far?," he chuckled before he spoke, "not at all, someone betrayed you and you have every right to stab that woman in her whore face, of course mabye a psychotic-killer-for-hire isnt the best person to talk to for moral advice, so if that's wat you're looking fo id say Iva would be the most impartial and rational person for that," she nodded at him pleased with his advice, "now one more question" beyond her glasses naruto could feel her glaring at the assassin sitting across from her and while releasing killer intent asked, "do you like lee-senpai?" John laughed before taking a sip of his coffee, "sorry miss yakumo, ive no idea who this lee is and have no opinions either way,"

Naruto walked over to the table and sat down, then the chair john was sitting on a second ago fell over and a womans monotone cry of "KYAAA PERVERT!" Was heard, naruto and yakumo turned to see john pinning a slender woman with long strawberry blonde hair against the wall, "who are you?" John asked the murderous intent clear in his tone, the woman's eyes widened "Johnny did you bump your head or somthing, we met last night " John raised his hand his pointer finger extended with a twisted grin upon his face "shi-" "ah good morning doctor, i see you've neglected to warn us about you changing your appearance," Iva said carring a tray to the table, the woman slapped her head and said "Thats it! I came in here to ask if i had forgotten something, sorry Johnny even my big brain forgets the unimportant details," john took a deep breath before his twisted grin morphed into his kind smile, he let the mad doctor go and naruto took in her appearance, she wearing a burgundy shirt with slate gray and beige pinstripes, plain black dress pants with a single hot pink heart over her knees, brown loafers on his feet with black soles, and a white lab coat with multiple hot pink hearts, her facial scaring hadn't changed one vertical scar directly down the middle of her face, one horizontally across the middle of her face lopping around her nose, and two diagonally down her face from above each eyebrow, her skin wasnt pale, now she had a tan, and freckles, her eyes had hot pink heart pupils over hazel eyes,

Naruto had one question "how is that doctor yandere? He's a man she's a woman," the darker skined more feminine doctor crouched over and said "as a master surgeon i can change My appearance however i wish, "she then unbuttoned her shirt and opened it showing that not only had her facial bonesturcture changed but now she had A cup breasts and a slender waist, along with the fact that the vertical scar continued down her body and disappeared into her pants, then she dropped said pants to reveal that she was in fact atomically correct, and needed to get more bra's and underwear, the scar also split above her crotch area down into where her legs were attached to her crotch area, Naruto covered his face and the doctor tilted her head "why are you doing that? Oh im not trying to flash you im trying to show off my masterfull surgery skills, see you cant even see the scaring on my chest, also my body has no fake parts just as i were a man before i am now a woman," "yes very impressive doctor," Iva said also not looking at her "now if you would fix your wardrobe malfunction we could eat" the doctor scoffed before saying "at least katsumi was impressed, she even wanted to touch my-" "of course she did, im starting to wonder how much training she'll get done today,". John said absentmindedly

'HEY NARU-KUN, I kurama-hime have some great news,' 'kurama-chan?, how can i hear you?' 'Uhhhhgggg no time for boring details! The proper response is oh? What do you mean by great news my super favourite waifu Kurama-hime? say it!' Naruto chuckled imagining the strongest of the tailed beasts stomping her foot and pouting as she said that, 'oh? What do you mean by great news my super favourite waifu Kurama-hime?' 'Im glad you asked, you see ive been searching our memories and i realised that because i was sealed inside your mother before you i know some of their techniques,' "you do?!" Everyone turned to him "er sorry i uh thought off somthing," he knew it didn't make sense but they accepted his answer and went back to what they were doing, she giggled 'good job naru-kun, but yes i do, like your mothers personal favourite the shadow clone jutsu, oh and Water dragon, water wall, and your fathers fire ball and pheonix flower, and wind style vacuum and hi-' Kurama stopped for a second then she let out a breath and said 'the rasengan, I remember him creating the rasengan, you HAVE to learn that, so first shadow clones then we'll do some jitte training then your learning the rasengan,' Naruto nodded and stood up but Iva caught him with his parsoul's handle "brekfest first Naruto-san, then training," naruto nodded and sat down, naruto devorered his toast before rocketing off to the trianing room

Entering the empty room Naruto found a corner and sat in it 'what now?' 'Now shut your eyes, and wait' he did exactly that "now open theeeem" she cheered and he did, he was back in Kurama's cage but in front of him was a red haired neko and a blonde Iva, "huh?" Naruto asked confused as hell "i thought about having images of your mom and dad, but I didn't want you too feel sad so i used your surrogate mom and the first man i thought of and made their hair colours match," "does this-" "wh- what i don't think that Iva's kinda hot, How could you say that naruto? It all bacon lords fault" naruto chuckled 'she's so easy to read' "well whatever it's training time with nekushina" "yes ma'am" naruto said cheerfully, then nekushina stepped forward and crossed her fingers in to the ram handsign before saying "kage bushin no jutsu," twenty puffs of smoke materialised, before becoming Nekushina's "this was one of your mothers favourite techniques, the shadow clone jutsu has various applications from combat use to thanks to the fact they're actually solid clones, to espionage due to fact that upon dispelling one sends all information it gathers to it's user, it's weakness is-" kurama stopped talking and walked over to one of the clones then she whipped it with her tail dispelling it, "just one good hit dispells them, if too many are on the field a skilled opponent could beat a bunch of them in quick succession overloading the users brain with too much info knocking them out, well that and the large amount of chakra the technique needs, but cause your my container you can't use a normal clone but this should be easy-ish?"

Then she shrugged "eh, well thats all ive got," naruto crossed his fingers in the ram handsign "now focus your chakra," She advised

Outside of naruto's head,

Moka had seen Naruto sitting around, and sat next to him, and had wondered what he was thinking about, "probably what training he should do first what a moron" (Oh:gee i wonder what type of character inner moka is? "You don't know b-Baka!") moka had heard the door opening and watched katsumi walk in, "bonjour Moka, bonjor Naru-kun," the french taught teen assassin in training walked inside the training room, and crouched in front of naruto and waved her hand in front of his face "yo naruto," she rested her head on her hands before she smirked "permet de voir si un baiser reveille mon prince endormi," she pursed her lips and pressed them onto the blondes, she stayed for a few seconds before parting, "wow il est vrainment hors de lui"

Katsumi turned to moka and asked "did you already try that?" Moka's jaw dropped "n-no! I cant b-believe you did!" "wanna practice on me?" Katsumi asked wiggling her eyebrows suggestively, moka's blush deepened "wha- w-we're b-both g-g-girls," the white haired girl leaned forward and said "yeah makes it hotter don't it? And after we can sing 'i kissed a girl'" katsumi's eyebrows were practically dancing a suggestive dance,

moka's blush consumed her face and she hid behind naruto, but she moved too fast and and ended up knocking him over as he fell moka tried to grab his hand and katsumi grabbed his waist *cling* was heard as katsumi pulled naruto up and the room began to get dimmer "whoa careful there handsome you nearly-" moka's hand grabbed kats and began trying to crush her arm "wha-" the nymphomaniac looked to the shy girl but in her place a white haired vixen with blood red slited eyes, and upon her gorgeous face was a death glare "AWAY FROM HIM YOU HARLOT" she commanded tossing her arm away from her katsumi flipped backwards to gain some space and looked up to see her leaning naruto against the wall "how dare you touch my thrall with those filthy hands of yours, for that i will punish you, you disgusting little slut," katsumi stood up and gave the vampire a perverse grin "oooh sexy, should i show you where we keep the whips?"

Moka growled and cocked her right fist back "I'll only need one punch to break you" then she swung it at katsumi and smirked "BUT YOU'LL GET A THOUSAND JUST FOR TOUCHING HIM!," katsumi ducked under the punch, then moka tried a left punch to her temple but katsumi slid underneath her when the new agressive moka's fist hit the ground it cracked the floor

Suffice to say katsumi was glad she'd decided to dodge, katsumi looked at naruto's unconscious form and said "sorry babe, but i can't die here," she kicked up both her feet before flipping up as she landed twin slashes made a large X on moka's torso, moka snarled and said "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HARM ME!, A SLUT LIKE YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR PLACE!!!" The vampireette swung a kick at the white haired teen that would have torn her in half if it had hit her "SORU" katsumi disapered "SHIGAN: SPOTS" The kaguya reappeared behind her now fellow albino, and using her fathers favourite technique but her lack of expirence ment that only three of what should have been ten attacks actually pierced her opponent, "RAAGH! YOU FIlTHY CREATURE, I AM FINISHED TOYING WITH YOU!" This time she grabbed her opponent before raising her leg "NOW DIE YOU BITCH!" "KAMI-E: SLIME" the kick hit her at full force knocking her through several walls and forcing her outside, moka charged outside into the lovely red sky and full moon her true vampire self forced upon the world intent on further brutalising the whore that dared to touch her and worse actually managed to hurt her, looking around she saw the rubble from her kick with the sluts sleeve poking out of it grinning she raised her leg and said "goodbye slut I'll say it once more for good measure, KNOW YOUR PLACE!" She cried as her heel collided with the rubble smashing them to dust then she turned

Right into an iron hard punch to her temple, she looked up and saw a now topless but otherwise unharmed Katsumi, the two breathed heavily and took another step to the other, both of their minds thought 'finally a worthy opponent i actually feel like im going to die/hmmp for a human she's not completely worthless,' moka bared her fangs and katsumi had her finger aimed at the vampires heart 'NOW DIE/GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD' just as their Attacks were about to hit each other a cry of "Yes I learned the rasengan and the shadow clone jut- what happened here?" They both turned to see the blonde had just awoken and was looking directly at them they turned to each other 'oh crap/damn if he finds out we nearly killed each other-,' a happy chuckle came from Iva who was sitting in the nearly destroyed training room, "'twas a training exercise, Moka and Katsumi wanted to test their skills against each other, and i think we've all learned somthing, moka learned that brute strength alone can't defeat every opponent and that underestimating such a skilled foe could lead to her downfall, and Katsumi learned that moka without her rosary can kick her through about fifty tons of concrete,"

Naruto scratched his head "umm moka with out her rosary?" Iva nodded "yes dear boy, you see i mentioned earlier that moka's rosary and my rig protect us from the sunlight, but both have different purposes my ring's main function is to allow me to sense a vampires yokai, while moka's rosarys main function is to suppress her full vampire self," then yakumo who was sitting next to him nodded "ah so that explains that dense chakra i felt from both you and moka, so you are both vampires?" Iva smiled and nodded "yes, naruto is also half-vampire or possibly one-quarter now do to miss-kurama's influence," yakumo looked curiously at Iva who simply said "we'll explain later but for now," he turned to his pupil and said "you mentioned learning the rasengan?" Narut noded and said "check this out" before holding out his arm and focusing slowly a ball of solid chakra formed "whoa thats impressive," yakumo said knowing it was pretty much impossible to see a ball of pure chakra, moka grabbed her rosary before clipping it back on to her chain, as she turned back she almost fell over but was caught by katsumi, Iva continued staring at the ball in naruto's hand, he squinted before his eyes widened and he saw the teqnique for the second time, narutofocusing slowly bacon to spun the ball of charkra while maintaining it's ball shape, naruto seeing a training dummy hanged at it and said "rasengan!" The ball smashed right through the dummy before destroying the wall behind it,

"Uh opps," he turned to his teacher and scratching his neck said "um sorry Iva-sensei guess I got a little arrived away" but when he saw his teachers surprised expression fade to his normal smile naruto let out another breath,

Before he fell over, "uh i can't move," then Doctor yandere walked inside "well of course you can't" she said "you preformed an A class technique with barely any chakra control you probably used up 85 if not 90% of all the chakra you had," the mad woman snapped her fingers and the destroyed room began to reform around them, before anyone could ask how she did that she forced a pill in naruto's mouth and tuned to Iva "I'd recommend a large meal followed by a warm bath with assistance for him to allow time for his chakra to replenish before more training," Iva nodded "well if that's what the doctor ordered, then I'll run the bath now, katsumi would you assist him?," katsumi grinned "of course Iva-sensei, I'll give him as much help as he needs" Iva nodded "great, now would you stop attempting to grope Miss Akashia help me lift naruto," the white haired teen pouted but she helped naruto to his feet and had him lean on her and Iva,"

And bringing him to the table Iva sat his apprentice down in between Dr Yandere and katsumi, katsumi looked around and turned to the gentlemen vampire and asked "hey where did my dad go?" Iva smiled as he said "we heard Naruto-san not attending class nor pulling a prank has everyone concerned, John offered to go and inform them of Naruto-san's wellbeing, mostly as an excuse to and I quote ''stretch my legs'' on a similar note, he has taken your clan symbol yakumo and has been told the message you wanted to be given to the hokage with it,"

With the French master assassin,

John, walked though the village, it had been his first time here, but no matter where he was in the elemental nations he always heard 'in Konoha they treat everyone like their part of the family' and he was certainly feeling that none had lied, despite him not even being from here, he was greeted friendly by pretty much everyone he had come across,

Though as he approached the hokage tower he wondered how best to get inside, for a moment he shut his eyes and began searching for the hokage, he found him in a room with several others, and John nodded, he pulled a yen out of his pocket, before walking inside, he flipped the coin behind the receptionist and as she turned to see what had made that noise he had already slipped by, he walked up step after step staircase after staircase, he slowly approached his target, John had come to the top floor, and in front of him was his target,

The Council Chambers, John knew that several Anbu were currently watching him and normally he would've avoided them easily, but he didn't care enough today so instead he decided on the blunt approach, he walked up to the doors,

And kicked them in, *craaash* everyone had turned to the long haired blonde man and he offered a smile back, Hiruzen Sarutobi jumped to his feet and with a tone befitting the leader of its country said "who are you?" "Bonjour, monsieur Sarutobi, i am John Kaguya, and I am here to deliver news about one Naruto Uzumaki," in a second several Anbu had surrounded the man who in response tilted his top hat, "where is naruto?" Hiruzen demanded, in response John raised a finger and pushed away a tanto aimed at his throat, upon the Anbu's attempt to put it back John sighed before kicking his legs from under him, the blonde mans fist sent two outside, another appeared out of the wall and tried to cut of his head, the blade hit

Before it snapped off, it didn't even have time to hit the floor before johns elbow was in the ninja's gut, though Tsume Inuzuka had caught him, as she did the various clan heads were about to strike John moved to the right avoiding the Nara clan head shadow possession jutsu, before kicking the table into his face, then John grabbed Shizaku Kurama's kimono before swinging her around and around, using her as an effective weapon against the other clan heads before he tossed her at the approaching Anbu, the only ones standing was the blonde assassin, the hokage and the non combatants, John dusted off his coat before putting the table back in its original place,

"Now that's that's over, shall we discuss your missing jinjuriki, or would you rather another round?" The assassin asked, though inexperienced at threatening kage rather than simply killing them, he still restrained himself, the aged yet still powerful kage looked at all the people that this single man had taken out with little effort and knew that furthering the conflict with him would mean another kage in his grave, these weren't children the man had just beaten, but some of the best, and he wasn't even sweating, in fact he looked pleased, calming himself Hiruzen nodded noticing the clan head had started getting back to their feet and the Anbu already on theirs,

"Very well mister Kaguya, say what you will," John nodded and said "Naruto-Kun is being trained by myself and a few others, as compensation for his assistance in something, he will not be removed from the village and will not be returned to the academy yet, though when it is graduation day he will be returned along with two others, and if you do as I say this may prove beneficial to you," Tsume growled at him and said "why don't you give the kid back?" John felt a protective feeling from the woman and smiled, "because his learning has been sabotaged at the academy so we have taken it upon ourselves to teach him well," Shikaku Nara having heard him before asked "you said this may be beneficial to us, how?" "my daughter is one of the two people who will Join Naruto in the academy, if she felt truly welcome here she might even settle down here and rebuild the Kaguya clan underneath the banner of the hidden leaf village, she knows a few of my skills and is a nymphomaniac, so should say the Inuzuka clan heir charm her, then perhaps the next generation of the Inuzuka might be shooting bones out of there arms,"

He had seen fear over their faces, when he mentioned his daughter would be joining the academy, and it hadn't disappeared, John raised his eyebrow but waited patiently, he saw the Nara contemplating what had just been said before he realised that only made two, "hold on you say that in three weeks after you're done training Naruto, you'll have him rejoin his class, along with two others, but you only mention one daughter, so who's the other?" John pulled a cloth out of his pocket and tossing to the Kurama Clan leader, and waited silently as she unwrapped it, when she saw the symbol her eyes widened in shock as she turned to him, "the ex-Kurama clan heir, Yakumo Kurama, who by the way wanted me to tell you and I quote ''I renounce the Kurama Clan on the grounds that they're fucking traitor whore bastards, and I recommend that the hokage either A have the clan compound burned to the ground for fear of them betraying the village, or B has every member become a prostitute,'' and before you ask Kurama-chan no I won't take you to see your daughter, as she has threatened to castrate me if I tried,"

Then he tipped his hat again, and said "et avec cela je vous dis au revoir, I must be off," "wait we haven't agreed to anything," the Yamanaka leader said, John turned and asked "at what point did it seem like you have a choice in the matter?, we have Naruto-Kun, and will train him, in three weeks he along with my daughter and yakumo-san will be admitted into the academy, where they will be tested, and when they pass then they will become a three man cell, if any of that doesn't happen well. . ." John using his finger carved a exact map of Konoha onto one of the walls, he then carved small information onto the map, such as where the clan heads slept, their favourite restaurants, the shops they brought from, even the places they trained, he turned to those inside and asked with a murderous smirk "did I miss anything?" None could move,

he showed he could beat them easily not that any of them had actually been trying to kill him, he was after all the only one who knew where naruto was, but he used even less effort to beat back their offensive, and knew where they went, what they did and where they slept, this man had single handedly forced them to do as he said, he had a clan heir and Konoha's only jinjuriki, possibly under the watchful eye of people like him,

Upon seeing their faces John internally smiled, 'échec et mat, I win again' he turned and began to leave when Shikaku Nara spoke again "you didn't tell us who the sensei is," John chuckled, "besides that they should be strong I leave that decision to you, but know this if I find that the sensei you choose should have any evil intentions when it comes to those three children," he stopped again before he poked the Konoha map dead centre, before twisting his finger inside the hole he just created, what should have been a perfect hole, now had cracks, cracks that began to spread as the assassin walked away the second he made it to the stairs that large section of the wall had shattered into tiny pieces,

"en attendant de nous revoir," he said before descending the staircase,

Hiruzen had stayed standing, but beyond all he was terrified, most of the villages best hadn't been enough for one man, who now intended to train Naruto for three weeks, and worse he had implied that others had been watching naruto, not only that but he had implied that If the academy failed naruto, his daughter, or yakumo, or didn't put them on a team together he would destroy the village Hiruzen had sworn to protect, the only saving grace was he had given them a chance to choose a sensei, and a chance for a Konoha loyal Kaguya clan, it was both terrifying and beneficial, yet he couldn't shake the feeling that he wouldn't be choosing a sensei, as if a force above him had given the choice to others and was now forcing them to make it, Hiruzen sighed,

He felt like Danzo,

the other wall was kicked in by the mummy himself, "strange I don't recall the council being called Sarutobi, but it's just as the blonde fop in the top hat told me, their is a meeting in progress so as I am to lend my wisdom and begin with-" OLD MAN MONOLOGUE JUTSU: IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS LOADING NEVER!

"Well my wisdom comes through in a story I'd like to tell you concerning poppet being a dog you see thousands of years ago when jaden yuki took over the world it was up to the American dragon to stop him with the ocarina of time so what we did was me and another guy pissed up a tree to see who's dick was bigger and as we did a hot woman walked by and I was like I wanna play card with her nyeh, and by play cards with I mean teh butt secks nyeah, then my friend who was my ninja pastor told me she was an Uchiha and I was like, bitch how dare she make me want the secks stuff with her ugly Uchiha tits, and then I said who's on first and I said who, so I asked who? But I said who, cause then this hot woman walked inside my wallet there was-" Danzo remained there for six weeks straight before realising everyone had left the second he walked in,

Back with naruto cause plot, or something

Back at the dinner table moka had left to run naruto a bath and Iva had left to do the dishes, so at the table now was just Naruto, katsumi, and Dr. Yan-chan,

When kurama faux coughed in his mind, 'uh kurama-chan? Are you okay?,' 'yes naruto-kun I was just wondering if you were going to ask for some sake, you know like I asked please I really wanna taste some pwease?' "Where would I even get sake from?" He unintentionally said out loud, "hm sake?" The doctor asked looking like she was thinking, naruto put his hands up and tried to deny what he had just said, "uhh well doctor yan-sensei you see I uh-" the doctor put a bottle of sake in front of him grinning "no sake won't aggravate your condition so I say drink up Naru-kun,"

But before naruto could grab the bottle katsumi did, she took the top off and grabbed him a shot glass, before pouring him a drink, she lifted the drink to his lips and he swallowed it, "so Naru-kun what do you think of your first glass?" Katsumi asked, "how'd you know its my first?," katsumi waggled her finger back and forth saying "well normal drinkers don't pour their own sake," he blushed before his head started to feel funny "and they know that you only get drunk when you're stomach digests everything, another Naru-Kun?" She asked sweetly and he nodded dumbly, she poured him another drink and another and another and anot-

Black

Then white along with the sound of running water, his head hurt, but his pain subsided when he felt something smooth and soft rubbing against his back, he reached back and grabbed something round and soft when his vision came back everything was fuzzy but he could just make out basic shapes,

Then that too faded to black,

Then when next he opened his eyes, he was in bed, the two blobs one pink and one white on ether side of him confirmed what he had assumed, "I won't be sleeping alone for a while," he said quietly to himself, slowly his eyes began to focus and he turned to his left, the shy moka was snuggling into him, and on his right the confident katsumi was practically using him as a bed, left arm and leg were on top of him and her face was so close they were practically kissing,

Chapter three: Her true self?! Inner Moka vs Katsumi

End

Now before we even get any further the reason I didn't have any training in this one is because let's be honest we've all read it before, we know how it goes and honestly I couldn't find out enough information about the shadow clones so I just decided to scrap the training segment(though I probably wont always do this,)

So now we've got three main things to discuss.

First is I'm thinking of re-naming this story, I have a basic idea of what but nothing solid yet I'll keep you all posted though,

Second: I've decided to call off the voting due to the realisation that nobody knows how I'd handle certain characters, and have just decided to make the team sensei konan,

And my reasoning is I'm already writing the next chapter and konan is the sensei in it, well that and the fact that I don't think there are many stories where the authors had konan teach the main team,

Though I will say it was a tie between her and Anko,(I've actually written a bit with Anko finding them in the forest of death, and kicking the crap out of them then doin hilarious video game references cuz I'm hilariously inept nyeh)

As for the question from last time so far, about moka's team im definitely leaning toward having kuramu and mizore in it just cause i love mizore, heh she pops out of anywhere, i could have fun with that joke, and I might have a thing with her and one of the main characters, like she loves katsumi, or something (once again nothing set in stone)

And third: ive been watching jojo's bizzare adventure recently and i was wondering if i should add Hamon to the list of techniques john knows, and if so i was going to have him teach it and life return to katsumi during the month before the finals of the Chunin exams, and yes just enough to say manipulate her hair to use it to whack people with and enough to use zoom punch,

Though I was thinking about an ultimate move i call it "MASSIVE GAZUNGAS," where she makes her cleavage huge and flashes her opponent, alternative titles are "GIANGANTO JUGGS," "THE BOOBS MKENZIE," and "TITTIES!" Though i laughed loudest at massive gazungas so that's in the lead, it's truly the ultimate technique,

PERVERT POWER!!!.

And if i can give him that should i also start looking for more fictional martial arts?,

And as for what im teaching yakumo, she's going to basically find a weakness in peoples fighting styles, using throwing knives with deadly precision with to hit the weakness and tossing out genjutsu's like there's no tomorrow,

Though when she's forced into hand to hand she'll do her find the weakness party trick and attack it with her kukari, use her tanto to stab and slash the opening she creates, and use low level genjutsu while doing that to make her opponent think she's say going for a kick to his temple when she's actually slashing his rib,

Tell me she dosen't sound op, but she has the same weakness that shun akiyama of the yakuza series, and sans the skeleton from undertale has, quick, intelligent fighter, wont last long against someone who can dish out as much as they can take it, and anyone who knows how genjutsu works know that pain cancels it out, so when she stabs unless they're dumb as a stump they'll figure out she's using genjutsu,

I've also thought of a way she can silently communicate with others using her genjutsu, basically she just makes letters appear in front of her allies,

I may also give her chi blocking like ty lee from avatar, but if i do I'll leave that for if we do a shipuden, (i hope we do)

And finally the star Naruto, I'm thinking about him using drunken Kung-fu without his jitte, and getting drunk powering him up,

He's going to be SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

And finally (I know I said that already but... ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIFE AND IT MOOOOOOVES US ALLLLLLLLLL) i already know people are going to want to know why i made john french, because the attacks i make up for him and katsumi will be said in french, why french? because why not?

So to translate we'll have a new segment here that while writing it im calling 'la french corner'

So let's enter-

-La French Corner

John

"Ma petite fleur" is "my little flower"

"et avec cela je vous dis au revoir" in English that's "and with that I say farewell"

'échec et mat' or "checkmate"

Katsumi

"Merci Papa, et pas de promesses," in english thats "thanks dad, and no promises"

"permet de voir si un baiser reveille mon prince endormi," in english thats "let's see if a kiss wakes up my sleepy prince,"

"wow il est vrainment hors de lui" is "wow he's really out of it,"

Also yes I'm weird,

ALL HAIL THE OCTOPI!!!

OUR HERO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA