The Adventure of Erk

A Ghost of Erk fic.

Ch. 3: Ch. 7; Siblings abroad

GoE: Hi!! I had school. That slowed my update speed. I got all this freakin' reading homework, but it's the long weekend! YAY!!

Erk: If you want to know, he's supposedly a walking S.S. book.

GoE: A kid just called me that.

Erk: Right...

Ratchet: Anyway, this chapters reviews were better. There's one from ch. 1 here though. The R. R.

TheMetaKnight (Ch.1): Heh, good suggestions. I'm going to try to find some stories written by these people and torch 'em. And that was a good sword. Oh yeah, let your sword be pointy too! ()x(; Remember, the Wind Fish is Watching.

Zed21: Wow. I'm glad you think this is a great work. I thought people would say it sucked, but I really don't care. I kinda knew it wasn't a flame.

Macross-Green: So that's what you meant by detail. I'll try to get some between battle stuff in here. Also, the so-and-so saves so-and-so part might come into play. As for Zach, I intentionally made him a wuss. It adds humor, and having him being dragged behind Sain's horse is a good idea. I'm not gonna tell you-

Erk: Yet.

Ratchet: Yeah, what he said. Don't be suprised if it comes up!

GoE: Wow. The crap I bought works!! I'M GETTING GOOD REVIEWS! YAY!!!

Ratchet: Onto... THE FIC!!! Wait, where'd I put that freakin' video camera.

THE FIC!!!

" Lyn's group was traveling from Khathelet, with a hell-bent..."

" You do know that's next chapter?"

" Oops. I meant, Traveling to Caelin, the group stops at Khathelet for some R&R when a young boy pleads to them."

Just outside of Khathelet Zach is Whineing, " I'm so damn tired!"

Lyn snapped back, " I told you if you said that again I'll tie you up behind Florina's pegasus!"

" Then do it, little-miss-badass-pants!"

So Lyn Ties Zach on one end of a rope, and ties the other to Florina's pegasus. Then she had Florina fly at high speeds. Zach was screaming. Really, realy, loud. Louder than the cry of a Banshee, and more hideous than the cry of a Combustion. When Lyn told Florina to stop, Zach had boards circling around his head and said, " Ooh... I see stars..."then he... I won't tell you. Don't try guessing it either.

So later, the group finally gets to Khathelet for some much needed R&R. Then a young boy comes up out of nowhere and says, " Please Peoples!! You gotta help me!! These bas-err... evil dudes captured Ninian-"

Sain Interrupted, " Ninian? Well I suppose-"

Lyn interrupted too, " Sain, shut the hell up."

" Okay."

The young boy continued, " Ahem... Ninian is my sister! Please help me!!! I can't beat these bas- err... evil dudes by myself!!"

Lyn said, " Okay, I'll help you. I won't like it, but I'll help you."

" YAY!! I got help! My name is Nils. What's yours?"

" My name is Lyn, the brown hair guy is Sain, the guy chasing him is Kent, The Pegasus Knight is Florina, The Archer is Wil, The girl with the staff is Serra, The nomad is Rath, The shady guy is Matthew-"

Matthew interrupted, " I perefer to be called Matt!"

" Yeah Matt whatever. The axefighter is Dorcas, and the guy with the hood is, um..., err... oh yeah! He's Erk!"

Yeah, good job Lyn, forgetting my name! Anyway, A dude with long hair comes up, but I knew the guy was a boy. I don't know why, I just do. But, unfortuanately, Sain didn't. Sain said, " What have we here? A-"

The guy interrupted, " I'd prefer not to be gay!"

" What!? You're a Boy!?"

" Yes, I just can't cut my hair."

" Oh, hehe... sorry" Sain backed off, a lot.

The guy continued, " I'd like to help this boy, if only nothing. My name is Lucius, an Elimine-"

Zach interrupted( Man, what's with all the interrupting?), " BISHOP!? Yay! Hey Serra, this guy can kick your ass!"

Lucius said, " Actually, I'm a monk, a person who can use light magic but not staves."

" Oh."

Okay. Onto the battle. As usual now, Zach takes out his chessboard and put pieces on it, the people who had pieces were:

Lyn: Queen.

Kent: Knight.

Sain: Knight.

Wil: Pawn.

Florina: Rook.

Dorcas: Pawn.

Serra: Bishop.

Me: Pawn.

Matt: Pawn.

Rath: Rook.

Nils: Pawn.

Lucius: Bishop.

I honestly don't get why he used Chess pieces when clearly, pieces for dungeons and dragons would be better. Oh well. So Zach sees a shaman, or one of the bas-err... evil dudes Nils was talking about. So Kent had to teach him the trinity of Magic, or the Magic Triangle. So His 'brilliant' plan is to send Florina alone over a mountain to make a bridge. She almost got killed and Zach had to run away from Lyn's Sword. Oh wait a second, oh yeah!! Here are my charactor notes!

Nils: A Bard. He hops around and plays a flute. What more can you want?

Lucius: A Monk. He uses Light magic, which is useful for killing Shamans.

Okay. That's over with, so back to the battle. Dorcas, Matt, Lucius, and I take a path to the village, although Dorcas and Lucius had to hold Matt down to prevent him from going to steal everything. I get some Pure Water and I toss it Lucius, who catches it easily, somehow. So then when the party of 4 I'm in takes off to the boss. When a Mage gets in Lucius's way, before he started chanting his fire spell, I fried him. So when Lucius got to the boss, Dorcas and I, ( Matt was busy getting yelled at by some guy) were nearly getting killed by shamans. Honestly, if it's Serra, I'd suicide, but In will not commit kamikaze. The boss guy said, " Soooooo... Yooouu wannnnnnt too helllp theee chilldrennn? III Thinnnk nnnott!"

So Lucius uses the Pure Water, which made him pretty much immune to the bosses attacks. After a long strugle, the guy was almost dead. But so was Dorcas, he was having trouble with hitting this one Shaman, but just as he was about to get hit, I jumped in the way, got hit, rolled on the ground brused and battered. I don't know what happned next, because after that I used the last of my energy to conjure a fire spell then laid unconcius.

After a long time of stuff which I have missed, Matt and I were spying on Lyn. She was running around the castle, looking for Ninian, then after a while, a guy with red hair and a blue cape with cheesy hero music came in holding a girl, who I thought was Ninian. The guy said, " Is this the girl you're looking for?" When Lyn answered yes, He continued, " Okay then. I am Eliwood, son of Marquess Pherae. I found her unconcius lying on the bathroom sink. Was I wrong to involve myself?"

Lyn said, " DAMN!! I knew I should've checked the John!"

Then a voice out of nowhere said, " HELP!!! I'M BEING SUCKED BY A WORMHOLE!!!!"

Eliwood said, " SHUT UP MARCUS!!"

Then a voice said, " Don't pay attention to the camera!"

So then after a long while of talking, which I slept through, Lyn and Eliwood were done talking when Ninian said her ring was missing. So Lyn wants to find it. Whee. It sucks to be me.

Final Notes:

Friend: Dorcas, Matt, Lucius.

Ally: Wil.

Neutral: Lyn, Kent, Sain, Zach, Florina, Rath.

Enemy: Serra.

THE END!!

GoE: That's another chapter!

Erk: GoE doesn't own Fire Emblem.

Nina: ...

Ratchet: YES!!! I got it!!

Nina: Got what?

Ratchet:What happened to Marcus.

GoE: Looks like we got another movie. Get your popcorn and soda, here it is!!

THE VIDEO!!!

Marcus was being sucked up by a wormhole and got transported to the 21st dimention. Technecly, he was in the world of the Poke'mon. When a girl said, " God old man, who the fuckin' hell are you?"

Then a Boy said, " GO PIKACHU!! ZAP CANON!!"

Then Marcus was shocked, fried, burnt, and went to hell and came back.

THE END!!!

GoE: That was random.

Ratchet: Oh well, R&R!!