Disclaimer: I am stealing the plot from the show Whose Line Is It Anyways
and the panel from the Harry Potter Series. I do not in anyway own these or
make any money off this. I do own Christina because she is me (mwahahaha),
so no stealing me! (
AN: Ok here's part three! I happen to think this chapter is one of my better ones. You be the judge, just review. And please don't flame.
AN: A * shows and action and without a * it is someone talking.
Whose Line Is It Anyways?
~Chapter 3-Weird Newscasters ~
Christina: Let's start the next game, Weird Newscasters. Harry you are the anchor and Hermione is your co-anchor. Snape does the weather and Ron the sports. Hermione you are in the middle of having a baby and you think Harry is your husband.
*Harry and Hermione blush.*
Christina: Snape you are furious at Ron because he got the sports job instead of you. And Ron you are afraid of everything.
*Music starts.*
Harry: Hello and welcome to the 12:26 o'clock news. I am Domino Pizza and this is Betty Crocker. In recent news the alien mastermind Billy Jean and his army of giant clicky pens have taken over all the cheese. Now we will go to Betty for more news on this disturbing news, Betty?
Hermione: *In an angry voice.* So all you care about is who stole the stupid cheese? What about me and our new arrival. Oww! *Squeezes Harry's hand and tries to look like she's in pain.*
Harry: Um.ok. *Pulls hand away.* Now we will go to Cornel Sanders with the weather report.
*Snape tries to pull off a toothy grin.*
Snape: Today will be a beautiful and perfectly clear day. Just perfect conditions for the Quidditch World Cup Finals, and this year both teams will be riding brand new Wind Racers.
Harry: The weather Sanders.
Snape: Oh who cares about tornados and lightening storms. All people really care about is who's playing who and who won. I am not cut out for weather, the sports job should be mine instead of that little sissy over there.
*Ron squeals when he sees Snape glaring at him.*
Harry: Anyways NOW we will go to the sports with the esteemed Ronald McDonald.
*Ron screams when Harry addresses him and looks suspicious at him and Snape.*
Ron: T-Th-The Chu-Chud-Chudley C-Canons won the Quid-Quidditch C-Cup.
*Audience cheers and causes Ron to scream and hide under a chair.*
Ron: *Muttering.* There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
Harry: Anyways, I'm Domino Pizza and I leave the reminder: beware of estranged clicky pens.
*Buzz.*
Christina: Hehe, that was so funny I don't know who to award points to but since they don't matter we will go to our commercial break.
Ok, part three. Review, you know the deal. Christina
AN: Ok here's part three! I happen to think this chapter is one of my better ones. You be the judge, just review. And please don't flame.
AN: A * shows and action and without a * it is someone talking.
Whose Line Is It Anyways?
~Chapter 3-Weird Newscasters ~
Christina: Let's start the next game, Weird Newscasters. Harry you are the anchor and Hermione is your co-anchor. Snape does the weather and Ron the sports. Hermione you are in the middle of having a baby and you think Harry is your husband.
*Harry and Hermione blush.*
Christina: Snape you are furious at Ron because he got the sports job instead of you. And Ron you are afraid of everything.
*Music starts.*
Harry: Hello and welcome to the 12:26 o'clock news. I am Domino Pizza and this is Betty Crocker. In recent news the alien mastermind Billy Jean and his army of giant clicky pens have taken over all the cheese. Now we will go to Betty for more news on this disturbing news, Betty?
Hermione: *In an angry voice.* So all you care about is who stole the stupid cheese? What about me and our new arrival. Oww! *Squeezes Harry's hand and tries to look like she's in pain.*
Harry: Um.ok. *Pulls hand away.* Now we will go to Cornel Sanders with the weather report.
*Snape tries to pull off a toothy grin.*
Snape: Today will be a beautiful and perfectly clear day. Just perfect conditions for the Quidditch World Cup Finals, and this year both teams will be riding brand new Wind Racers.
Harry: The weather Sanders.
Snape: Oh who cares about tornados and lightening storms. All people really care about is who's playing who and who won. I am not cut out for weather, the sports job should be mine instead of that little sissy over there.
*Ron squeals when he sees Snape glaring at him.*
Harry: Anyways NOW we will go to the sports with the esteemed Ronald McDonald.
*Ron screams when Harry addresses him and looks suspicious at him and Snape.*
Ron: T-Th-The Chu-Chud-Chudley C-Canons won the Quid-Quidditch C-Cup.
*Audience cheers and causes Ron to scream and hide under a chair.*
Ron: *Muttering.* There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
Harry: Anyways, I'm Domino Pizza and I leave the reminder: beware of estranged clicky pens.
*Buzz.*
Christina: Hehe, that was so funny I don't know who to award points to but since they don't matter we will go to our commercial break.
Ok, part three. Review, you know the deal. Christina