AN: First of all, a HUGE THX to Fiasco (review1) and jo jo (review2) for being my first two reviewers!! Kudos to nekoAmi30 for being my third reviewer! And TheJell-0Girl and Lenora for being my fourth and fifth! You guys rock! I'm so happy you guys reviewed! And everyone else, tsktsk! Shame on you!! XD not that I can say anything, 'cause I forget to review all the time too. BUT it would make me one very happy person if you guys left a few words, even if it's just one! I'm cool with Flames, they're welcome as long as they are just and backed up. My house is too cold anyways XP
Now, normally I'm not supposed to reply to reviews in the story. But I hope they'll let me make an exception for you three XD
Fiasco: YUM! Thx for the crackers! How'd you know I like animal ones best? I'm so happy you like my fic! We're two peas in a pod we are! Please keep reading and laughing!
Jojo: You're welcome! I noe what you mean, I love stories like this, but there's basically none out there so I thought what the heck? I'll make one:D Thx for the narcotics suggestion! Funny thing is I had Kag do just that! -kinda.
nekoAmi30: Thx for reviewing! Here's the next update!
TheJell-0Girl: Thx so much! XD I love being loved! here's the update!!
Lenora: Why Thank You! I do try. Hope you like this chappie!
THX to ALL my Reviewers! Hope you like the next part! Just so you guys know this is a fun kinda filler chappie, so there aren't many clichés. But there will be in the next part! Share the laughter everyone!! XD
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Cliché 1: Healing an Injured Sess Pt2
Date: Jan 22, 2007
Pairing: Sess/Kag
Summary: Kagome finds Inu with Kik (big surprise -.-) and runs away, only to come across an injured Demon Lord she feels compelled (hey I'd be compelled too XD) to help. Will love ensue? You bet your ass it will!
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Kagome ran crying through the forest, forcing her legs to move past their limit.
Damnit! Wasn't the one sign on her forehead enough? Did she have one on her back too? Maybe it said something like "hopeless sap; walk all over and take for granted". Yeah, that sounded about right. Why did everyone take advantage of her?! Even the trees had it in for her! GEEZUS!
You know you're having a bad day when you stumble into a random clearing, catch your first and EX love with your worst enemy, and can't even make a proper dramatic exit after verbally beating said ex-love. Wow, some one up there must really hate her with a passion. Fate? Mother-nature maybe? Very possibly both.
Okay, now that her crying and feeling sorry for herself session was reduced to small hiccups, she could get on to her VERY angry emotions. Kagome was so terribly mad, steam was coming out of her ears. No, seriously. Or not. She wondered. Was that even possible? Or maybe people just liked saying that. Who really gave a damn? Anyways…
Stopping in her dash through the forest, she looked around to see what could be substituted for her favourite three letter word. Unfortunately, she then realized that she hadn't been looking where she was going, and was now lost with no clue how to get back to civilization. Or whatever was closest to it in this time and age; a small village would suffice, as long as there were people!
God, why did this always happen to her? Wasn't there any other poor sap the fates could toy with for awhile? Seriously! This was just too much!
Out of pure frustration and anger, Kagome turned to the nearest tree and kicked it as hard as she could.
…oww.
Maybe that wasn't such a good idea.
Stupid tree number two.
So there she was, hopelessly lost, and trying to vent her anger a poor and hapless tree which only lead to her self inflicted pain. What did the tree ever do to her you ask? Remember the random tree root that she tripped on, thus ruining her dramatic exit? Yeah, 'nuff said.
If she could just get her hands on that clay pot what wonderfully evil and torturous things she could do. Sitting Inuyasha wasn't enough. Kicking that tree only made her foot hurt, and probably gave mother-nature a reason to get back at her. Not that she needed a reason apparently; it was like Kagome's life was her favourite chew toy. God, she needed more stress relief.
The notion that Kagome was a kind and generous soul? Yeah, not so much. At least not to a specific few apparently. :cough: Kikyo :cough:cough:
It was at that moment, while stomping blindly through the forest that she tripped over a tree root.
Again.
Joy.
That's exactly what she needed to brighten up her day, NOT! Another random tree root mysteriously appearing right in front of her path. Was that just mother-nature making a statement? (Probably.) Or did she anger a random tree god or something of the like? Oh yeah, she might've.
Okay, the whole kicking the tree incident? She didn't mean that. Honest. So could mother nature PLEASE give her a break for maybe Ten Minutes?!? Was that really so much to ask? But moving on, back to Kagome's current situation:
Wonderful, not only was she hopelessly lost, she had tripped into a random clearing yet again, and her foot was starting to smart where she kicked that tree. Life was a bitch. A really cold one. A really really REALLY cold one.
Deciding that she had nothing better to do, Kagome started walking around the clearing. Out of no where her foot got caught on something hard and she suddenly pitched forward and went flying, hitting the ground face first in a brown gooey…substance was the best word for it.
What the HELL? First tree roots and now rocks?!? Now, that was just unfair. What happened to her ten-minute break? Mother-nature cheated! She really did NOT want to know the origins of that particular substance. She might just have to do something drastic. Like hurt something. And while it wasn't in her nature to do so, she'd gladly accept anything she could pummel and scream at, without later feeling guilty.
Mubling to herself, at the injustice of the world and how lady luck must hate her for unfathomable reasons, Kagome made to walk to a big tree she could sit under and work to rid herself from the brown substance of dubious origins.
SMACK!
…she'd walked into the tree.
Fantastic. Just what she needed. Insult to bruise.
Damnit, she could've sworn the tree was farther away!
Thinking to nurse her wounds, she walked around the tree to get to the stream behind it.
Ah, water. Now here was something that wasn't out to get her. Honestly, what harm could water do? It was….well, water. It wasn't solid, and thus it couldn't hurt her. Very reasonable reasoning on her part.
Standing, Kagome turned to walk back to the tree when the dirt under her foot gave, and she fell in the stream.
Wow, this was a new record.
Someone must ABSOLUTELY DESPISE HER VERY EXISTANCE TO TORTURE HER LIKE THIS.
Holding back a shriek of frustration, she got out of the water and made a beeline for the tree again; head held up high, nose in the air. She'd take whatever they threw at and by god she'd take it with her head held up high! She had pride damnit!
And now would be the point where she felt compelled to say "It couldn't possibly get any worse could it?". But of course, something would inevitably happen, and it would most likely be much worse.
Kagome shrugged. What the hell? Everything that could've gone wrong had gone wrong already.
"What else could possibly go wrong?!" she shouted at the top of her lungs.
Hah! Take that Fate. Bring it on! There was nothing she couldn't handle now that her day was kaput anyhow. Really? What else could there possibly be?
'I am WOMAN hear me ROAR!...'
"Human, cease your yelling."
'……meow?'
Oh, that. Okay fine, maybe things could get worse. How the hell was she supposed to know Fate had it in for her? Stupid fate. Always playing with her life like it was a favourite chew toy, and tearing it apart to tiny little pieces.
Alright, was she done stressing over the situation?
Lost? Check. Alone? Check.
"Human." Sesshoumaru growled.
Currently, in the presence of one (big ass) lethal demon lord? Check.
"Do not collapse on this Sesshoumaru."
Wow, was it just her? Or did everyone else find his was habit of talking in the third person kinda annoying? Because it was starting to annoy her, just a little. Okay, maybe a lot. What was with him and talking in the third person anyways? Yeesh, you would've thought he'd be more grammatically correct when talking seeing as he's the Lord of the West. Oooh, she could see the headline now. "Lord Big-Ass-Jerk of the West in need of speech lessons. Beware." The press would have a field day…
Wait, what was she supposed to be doing again?
"Human…" This time he gave her the evil eye too! Wow, she must be going up on the feudal era social ladder. She went from murderous glare to the evil eye in under seven minutes!
Oh right, panicking. Back to business then.
Everything check? Ok, now it was time to faint.
And so she did.
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AN:BE HAPPY. I was SO tempted to end it at the "…meow?" part. Which, by the way, is like one of my favourite lines of all time. I got it from Lolly, aka one of the most brilliant Paul-licious writers of all time XD luv ya Lolly.
I worked my fingers off to get this chapter as long as it is, in the amount of time I had, for you people. Not to mention the sleep I lost getting this written. Just goes to show how much I love you guys, so please review:Puppy dog Eyes:
Stay Tuned For:
Healing an Injured Sess Pt3
….the finale! I think. I'm pretty sure I know what I want to happen in Pt3 and if I can get it all in that'd be great XD it is supposed to be a one-shot after all. This also means the Pt3 update will most likely take a bit longer.
After that, I'm thinking of doing an Inu/Kag, where Inu finally realizes how much Kagome means to him, after he treats her badly (I think u can guess how) and she is sent home by the jewel. Thus he's got 500 years to wait and make up an apology.
OR
I'll do an Inu/Kik one-shot. Where Kagome, being the kind hearted person she is, lol, wishes kikyo back to life and my some fluke of nature both can live a the same time. Inu then has to teach Kikyo to love again.
Gimme FeedBack PLZ! I'll probably end up doing both in the future. IF you have any requests, please send them in! I'd love to hear them! And I want to try as many pairings as possible, to see if I can do it well.
I'm mostly a Sess/Kag shipper, but I do try to follow the other pairings! There are some really good fics out there, that don't even have a lot of romance in them! So commissions are welcome! I can only do one at a time though, and I'll probably finish the ones I have in mind before I get to what you guys send in. I also won't pick in any particular order and write the one that I feel like doing at the time. Not because I don't love you, I love all my reviewers XD
It's just, sometimes I feel like writing one thing, and the next week another. I've started so many stories, and only got like a few pages before I got hit with writers block. Writers Block is not cool.
Which reminds me. If you like humour as much as I do (XD as you can tell I like it a lot), then please visit the story I started to co-write with my friend Otaku-Hime last year. Its called "30 Days With You" and its chock full of laughs. We had a blast writing it. But the awful thing called writers block hit us, and has yet to leave us alone. If you're interested, visit my bio and there should be a link.
Much Luv Y'ALL! XD
P.S. does anyone have any good fic suggestions? I've gone through so many fics, it's hard to find new ones that interest me. I'm already caught up with my incomplete faves, I've read all the books I have and have yet to visit the bookstore again, so now I have nothing to procrastinate with (procrastinators unite!...tomorrow! lol)! Please help me!