Room to Spare
A Naruto oneshot
By
EvilFuzzy9
Rating: T
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: Naruto, Gaara, Killer Bee, Fuu; [mostly just the canon-ish shipteases]
Summary: Nine jinchuuriki sharing an apartment. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? [A long-requested spiritual successor to three separate one shots; drabbles, crack]
"Gah! Quit spawn-camping, dang it!"
Naruto swore as his character was shot through the head for the dozenth time, Yagura seated next to him and smirking.
"It's a perfectly legitimate strategy," the former Mizukage said loftily in response. "Especially for shinobi."
"It's cheap, is what it is!" Naruto hotly retorted, fingers angrily mashing the controls. "You're just cheating 'cause you know I'd kick your ass otherwise!"
Yagura scoffed.
"As if. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with your aim."
Naruto's face reddened.
"I—you—these controls are just confusing!" he snapped. "I mean, what's up with these settings? Moving the stick up to look down... who does that?"
"Wait, your controls are set to inverted?" Yagura replied. "How did that even happen?"
"I DON'T KNOW!" Naruto groaned, cursing vehemently. Buttons clacked furiously beneath his fingers.
Seconds later, a shotgun blasted his character's head off for the umpteenth time.
Naruto blinked.
"Gah!" he said. "Dammit! How do you even keep getting close enough to do that? Spawn-camping jackass."
"You're just jealous because I'm better at this game than you are," Yagura replied loftily.
Naruto glowered.
"If we were playing Ninja Storm Revolution, I would SO kick your ass," he muttered. "I'm awesome at that game."
Yagura scowled.
"Spamming ultimate and team ultimate jutsu nonstop doesn't make you good at that game," he said peevishly.
"It is a perfectly legitimate strategy," Naruto sniffed, imitating the ambiguously-aged Fourth Mizukage.
Yagura replied with a very rude gesture.
A/N: First chapter was meant to include all nine jinchuuriki.
So naturally I completely forgot Yagura.
HERP-A-DERP
Updated: 10-27-14
TTFN and R&R!
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