Dear stupid computer,
Well I got mad and cracked my stupid computer screen. Then when I was shaving this morning I cut myself oh the irony. Today I got so annoyed I pulled the lever when a man went to sit you should have saw his face it is like pulling a chair out from under someone but better. It is amazing how you can tramatize Toby. Today we watched a coach run over a man very intertaining by rather messy. Toby wont go outside now. I realized it is a lot easier killing humorless people so im not laughing and cut my finger off.
People think I look like someone to talk to about their life stories. If I cared to listen you would be alive right now wouldn't you? Then to top this off my chair broke. When I pulled the lever the chair fell with the body and got stuck and the man was making gurgling sounds that bothered . So my smart thinking i had a customer sit on the chute as I shaved him. He was shocked he had to sit on the floor though. But that just clogged it worse so now I am using cinder blocks. So it took me a long time to fix that up. I know because came up twice. But I fixed all of it.
Funny thing happened today though. A bum came into my shop and stepped on the lever himself. Fret not though he turned out to be delicious despite his really. Then women start coming into my shop. This is concerning me more and more. It gets worse then people even men want to hug me now because I look so sad and depressed. People are starting to try to get my attention by running into my shop on fire. Just more of a mess to clean up really.
Well I think I am done annoying the world for today,
Sweeney Todd