AN: Many thanks for the many reviews on the last retarded chapter.
Because Kazzy was out cold for the moment, MC Boskonovitch took over as the party master.
'Yo, bitchezz! I be layin' down some booze on yo' asses.' he said and beer started to flow from holes in the ceiling.
'Great. I love booze.' said Bryan.
'I too rike beer and b00bz.' said Yoshimitsu.
'Whoops I did it again.' said Marduk as he danced around naked in a drunken haze.
'Ewwww, what a sore sight for healthy eyes.' said Julia.
'There goes the last ounce of my heterosexuality.' said Asuka.
'What a gross hairy ape neanderthal are you?' asked Kunimitsu.
'I like the ladies.' said Marduk as he started shaking his butt and something else.
'Grosss. Somebody kill his ass!' shouted Julia.
'Jea, bitch. I please to aim.' said MC Boskonovitch as he popped a cap in Marduk.
'Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight.' sang Marduk as he pased out.
'OMG MC B.' shouted Asuka and Julia.
'Yeah, homies. MC Boskonovitch is in the house and he be takin' care of buisness.' rapped MC B.
'Ohmigosh he's so dreamy.' said Asuka.
'I wanna take him to the candy shop.' said Julia. 'He'll let me lick the lolipop.'
'Did somebody say loli?' asked Heihachi who was dressed like Spider-Man. 'I love loli.'
'GTFO you perverted old fart!' said Asuka. 'Go jerk off to rabbit porn.'
'Oh, I'm not too fond of rabbit porn. I prefer young girlz.' said Heihachi.
'Ewww, what a pedo!' sasid the three girls and they kicked him in the nads.
'I love it when they get angry.' said Bryan.
'Hai. Ret's go there and give them booty call.' said Yoshimitsu.
'Good thinking, man. You're realy getting into this gigolo thing.'
'Aiaiaiaiai. I gureat gigolo now.' said Yoshi.
So they both headed towards the girls.
'Hey there, gurls. Name's Bryan.' said Bryan
'And I Yoshimitsu. I ninja.' said Yoshi
'We don't like ninja.' said Julia.
'Yea.' said Kunimitsu. 'We prefer pirates because they are cunning linguists.'
'Hai. I ninja pirate.' said Yoshi.
'Damn. I thought you girls dig tough guys.' said Bryan.
'We don't. We prefer guys who are sensitive and thoughtful, like MC B.' said Asuka.
'So-reva!' swore Yoshimitsu. 'Only way we be thoughtful if we gay. We no gay.'
'Dang, where is that Lee when you need him?' asked Bryan.
Meanwhile, Lee was helping Kuma walk on the ceiling.
'Spider-bear, Spider-bear
Does whatever a spider-bear does
Can he swing from a ledge?
No he can't. He's a bear.
Look out, here comes the Spider-Bear!' he sang.
'Hey, Lee!' shouted Bryan. 'Can you help us become sensitive?'
'Hai. And thoughtfull.' added Yoshimitsu.
'And why do you fine gents need my assistance?' asked Lee.
'We need it because we wanna get it with some chicks but they prefer sensitive guys.' said Bryan.
'All right, gents. I'll see what I can do.' said Lee.
Meanwhile, on the dance floor, a ghost appeared.
'Everybody run! It's a ghost!' shouted someone.
'We gotta get to the bottom of this.' said Kuni.
AN: Spider-pig, spider-pig. Anyways, be sure to review because your reviews make me happy.