"Uggg."
Skullkid moaned, rubbing his forehead.
"That was a weird dream just a moment ago."
"Well, what was it about?" Majora asked.
"Some crazy purpled horned girl with pig-tails calling herself Majora pinned me down and-" Skullkid froze as a smiling Majora giggled.
"Shit," he groaned.
"Time get up sleepy head!" she snickered, picking him off the ground.
Skullkid squirmed out of her arms.
"Don't touch me!" he screamed.
Majora put her hands up and stepped back.
"Geez, calm down. No need to go insane," she muttered.
"Says the girl who freakin' kidnapped me and forcefully made out with me!"
Majora smirked.
"Oops, I did that?" she said smugly.
She reached in the corner and pulled a long box.
"But who cares about that? Let's play, Skully-chan."
"Skully-chan?!" Skullkid yelled.
"How do you know my name?! I never even told it to you!"
Majora shrugged.
"It was sewn on your hat."
"Well, it's Skullkid, not Skully-chan," Skullkid said, putting his hands on his hips.
Majora rolled her eyes and opened the box, reveal some sort of board game.
"Okay, I'll be blue, green, yellow, black, pink, and fuchsia, and you can be white, Skully-chan," she giggled.
"Don't call me that! I can't believe after you tried destroy the earth you're hardly giving a shit!"
Majora blinked.
"What the hell are you talking about?" she asked.
"Don't deny it, pig-tails, you know what I'm talking about!"
Majora blinked even more.
"No. I don't."
Skullkid face palmed.
"Okay, let me refresh your memory."
Skullkid reached inside his hat and pulled out pop-up book.
"Okay, so seven years ago, you were a mask that possessed me after I stole you from a demented salesman who clearly hadn't been taking his happy pills because I really had nothing better to do with my life, and then you wanted to destroy the earth by crashing the moon into it for no reason or maybe there was a reason I just don't remember cos', again, possessed by evil mask and practically was dead but not really dead but back to the story we almost succeeded but some kid in a green dress stopped you from accomplishing anything and then you tried brutally to kill him back failed and turned back to the lifeless mask and that demented salesman I mentioned earlier came and took you away and went somewhere for a while, most likely hell, and then I worked as a double agent for an organization to stop evil-doers from doing anything bad and now seven years later you're human and now I stuck with you. Does that explain anything?"
Majora was silent.
"Okay, you can be pink then," she said calmly.
"That's not what I'm trying to tell you!"
Skullkid cursed under his breath as he pulled out a white board from his hat and drew a picture of the moon crashing into clock town.
"Okay, I'm going to explain this piece by piece."
He pointed to the moon.
"Alright so this is the moon-"
"Why does it have a face?" Majora asked.
Skullkid gritted his teeth.
"I don't know. Why don't you tell me? After all, you're the one who gave it a face!"
Majora tapped her chin.
"I'd think I'd remember vandalizing the moon."
"Whatever," Skullkid muttered, "anyways, the moon had angry face which ment it was evil-"
"Are you on crack or something, because this is some stupid shit you're spewing. Can we play the board game now?"
"No! No board game!"
"Awwww."
"Alright, since you don't understand what I'm again, I'm just going to explain in a way that even 2 year-olds would understand."
Skullkid took a deep breath, and then grabbed Majora's shoulders and shook her violently.
"MOON. ANGRY FACE. FALL. SMASH. DEAD. ALL OF US. WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
Majora stood there with a blank look on her face. She then used her forked tail to pick up another game piece.
"Fine, I'll let you be fuchsia, too," she said.
Skullkid dropped Majora and fell backward on the floor.
"I give up," he muttered.
…
((Intermission :D))
Lemonly Sweet: Ya know, I was thinking, and if this were to have voice actors, which ones would the main characters have?
Skullkid: I dunno.
Lemonly Sweet: Hmm, well for The Mask Salesman, I think Daniel Fredrick, ya know, that guy who voices Grell in Kuroshitsuji, would be good.
H.M.S. (The Salesman): Why the hell would I have the crazy voice?
Lemonly Sweet: Cuz you're insane.*troll face*
Majora: It's true! 3
Lemonly Sweet: And for Majora, well… maybe Kari Walgren, who voices that annoying purpled pig-tailed girl Kagami in Lucky Star?
Majora: Hey! I'm not annoying!
Lemonly Sweet: Then why did you insist on playing a board game will Skullkid was shouting expositions?
Majora: …
Lemonly Sweet: I thought so.
Majora: Bitch.
Lemonly Sweet: I'll ignore that, and for Skullkid…..hmmm….
H.M.S.: How about he gets my voice and I can get a different voice?
Lemonly Sweet: No.
Skullkid: No
Majora: Who cares?
Lemonly Sweet: Be quite! I'm thinking….. ah ha! Eric Vale! Who voices that blue haired kid from Save Me! Lollipop?
Skullkid: Ugg, that's the best you can think of?
Lemonly Sweet: Daniel Fredrick then?
H.M.S.: YES!
Skullkid: NO!
Lemonly Sweet: Eric Vale it is then!
…
"So you really don't remember?" Skullkid asked for the fifth time while moving his fuchsia game piece around the board.
"Skully-chan, I told you to stop making things up," Majora said, rolling the dice and moving her piece a few squares.
"Of course you'd say that."
Majora's eyes lit up.
"Ooh! I won!" she cried, clapping her hands.
Skullkid looked down. She was right. Majora had made it all around the board to the finish line. For the 17th time in a row.
"Do you ever get bored of this game?" Skullkid mumbled.
Majora shook her head.
"Nope. It's my favorite board game of all time," she gushed.
"That's nice," Skullkid said sarcastically.
Majora pouted.
"What's wrong?" Skullkid asked.
"I'm sad. It's kinda lonely; just you and me in this tree."
She sighed.
"Skully-chan, do you have any friends?"
Skullkid shrugged.
"I guess so, but…"
'Wait a minute. Majora doesn't remember any that happened in the last seven years. She might be useful to us, after all.'
"I actually, do Majora. I'm sure they'd love to meet you."
Majora smiled and packed her board game up.
"Let's go meet them, then!"
She grabbed Skullkid's arm.
"Come on, Skully-chan!"
Skullkid stared at her.
"Majora?"
"Yeah?" Majora asked.
"How do we get out of this forest?"
"Oh. I forgot."
"Shit."