Neji- It's my hair. It's almost a meter in length now. And it's becoming hard to manage. And I want a cool anime hair style so my fanboys go insane trying to copy it for conventions.
Hinata- ...If you have any fans..
Neji- What was that?
Hinata- I just thought I had more fanboys and girls than you.
Neji- I know that! I need this hair so I can increase my fan art collection like Naruto and Sasuke have.
Hinata- Well, what do you want to know?
Neji- What hair gel do you use?
Hinata- Why don't you use the Byakugan?
Neji- The Byakugan can't see hair gel, you fool! This is why you will never be leader of our clan!
Hinata- Oh...well...perhaps I don't use hair gel.
Neji- Impossible! No hair would poof so perfectly without some product!
Hinata- No, really!
Neji- You lie!! Lies, ALL LIES!! The only people who don't use hair gel are Lee and Mastar Gai. And it shows...
Hinata- Actually, they're the only ones who do. Although it's not really gel. Lee just opens up the 3rd gate and his hair naturally...
Neji- Chakra gel?
Hinata- Well, I guess...
Neji- Of course! Why didn't I see it before?
Hinata- Because you weren't using your Byakugan?
Neji- ...you're beginning to annoy me...
Hinata- I'm...umm...sorry.
Neji- Just go! I must talk to Lee about about his Hair Gel No Jutsu.
Hinata- You can't!
Neji- Why not?
Hinata- ...It's his blood-line trait...
Neji- ...what?
Hinata- It's true! I heard it from Tenten.
Neji- What!?
Hinata- And from Sakura, too! And Ino and Tsunade and Temari.
Neji- How does everyone know this? I have the Byakugan! I should know this, too!
Hinata- Well, it's all stuff we learn in the women's restroom.
Neji- That's where you learned this?
Hinata- Yes. It's the best place for gossip.
Neji- And perhaps...espionage?
Hinata- ...well, um... I guess it helps. That's why I don't use the Byakugan Eye as much as you. I can just go to the bathroom and learn about my enemies.
Neji- I see, so you don't waste your chakra. It seems I've underestimated you, cousin, but you're still quite worthless.
Hinata- You're wrong! Naruto said..
Neji- "Naruto said" "Naruto said"! He's an idiot and a chakra no0b.
Hinata- You're wrong! He's very...very...
Neji- Let me finish that for you. "Stupid."
Hinata- Hard working! He follows his own nindo. He doesn't give up when something gets hard, he keeps trying and he's improving; every day he gets better and better. He might not be the best yet, and he might not fit your definition of shinobi, but he may someday fufill his dream and become the hokage...and...and...I want to be just like him because...well,...he's kinda cool, I guess.
Neji- Whatever. I still believe people are born with their destiny. Naruto is fluke and a destined failure. Like you.
Hinata- Neji...sob
Neji- No use crying about it. Just accept it.
Hinata- I'm not crying because I'm sad, I'm crying because I'm angry! Pimp Slap No Jutsu!! (part II)
Neji- That was unbelievably shoujo.
Hinata- Well, I am a girl.
Neji- And I'm a boy, so keep you shoujo-ness out of my shounen anime!
Hinata- ...So should we, like, fight for what we believe in for no apparent purpose?
Neji- No. I can't fight while I'm working...Unless you steal something. Then it's ON!
Hinata- Oh...well..Why are you working as a security guard, anyway?
Neji- Uncle doesn't pay me for doing the laundry..
Hinata- Well..
Neji- or the dishes or taking out the garbage or sweeping or dusting or toilet duty.
Hinata- Well, I get money just for being alive.
Neji- Shut up, you suck.
Hinata- Wait! Stop! This is Toonami! You're not allowed to make me bleed so much!
Neji- You're right! I guess I'll have to wait until the credits to beat you with an immortal salmon with the eyes of a murdering sandnin!
Hinata- Naruto...help!
Neji- He can't help you, now! LOL ROFLMAO.
END
And that, my friends, is why you should stay drug free. XP
I love my minion.