Chapter 3: The Plan

I made a mistake in the last chapter. The anchorwoman on the quahog news is named Diane Simmons and I said Sharon. She looks like a Sharon, doesn't she? Anyways this chapter explains how Stewie plans to defeat Canada so don't skip it. Review it after you read it. Remember, when I get reviews from you guys it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You guys have given me great reviews so far, let's keep it that way.

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Brian and Stewie were in Stewies room. Stewie grabbed Brian and dragged him over to the corner. He lifted up a poster and pressed a secret button. The wall made a complete turn and the two were in Stewies secret lab. Stewie released brian and went over to a large machine.

"What the hell is all this?" asked brian in awe.

"Well you bloody well didn't think I use Lincoln logs to build my machines did you?" asked Stewie, writing a note.

"What're you writing?" asked brian, seeing the note.

"I know a guy in the year 3007," said Stewie, sealing it in a tube. "since their technology shall be much more advanced they should be able to come back in time and assist me."

"And how do you plan to get the note to them?" asked Brian smugly.

"simple," said Stewie, take the tube to a large chute. "This chute leads to an underground impenetrable fortress. It is programmed to send the tubes I have written, and will write, out in the open in approximately 3000 years."

"How do you know they'll follow the notes instructions?" asked Brian, who was surprised at the logic of it.

"Well if all goes according to my plans, I shall definitely be remembered in history as a merciless overlord." said Stewie, obviously daydreaming about his evil future.

After Stewie was done storing the note, they both went outside and waited for help to come.

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1000 years later.

A floating tour bus moved slowly down Spooner Street. Fry and Bender were in it, fry taking pictures and bender drinking beer. The tour guide stopped the bus to say something.

"Here was the home of Stewart Griffin."

"Ahh, Stewie G." said bender, taking out a cigar and lighting it. "Now that kid had class."

"It sure was cool of Leela to give us these tickets then kick us out. I think we needed a vacation. But what do you think they're doing?" Fry said to bender.

Back at headquarters a huge party was going on.

"Probably just sitting around the TV." said bender.

Suddenly there was a huge explosion at the house. Bender was so surprised he choked on his cigar. "Crap!" he managed. A bunch of small tubes landed on Frys lap.

"What's this?" He opened one up and looked at it. "Whoa! We better take these back to headquarters."

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Back at headquarters.

Fry, Bender, Leela, and the old guy (sorry forgot his name) were sitting at the table.

"This message from Stewie Griffin asks us for a way to defeat Megatron." said fry, reading the note.

"Ah yes, Megatron" said the old guy "There was once a mega suit that could defeat him but it was lost in the 1970's. You two will have to travel back in time and bring Stewie the last person who saw it. Here are the coordinates of where it was last seen." He handed them a sheet of paper.

"Where the hell is…Point Place, Wisconsin?" asked Fry.

"It's in Wisconsin dumbass!" said bender, grabbing some beer for the road.

"Hey, why can't I go?" asked Leela.

"Because then it'd make for an inconvenient plot hole." said the old guy.

As the time machine powered up a blinding flash of red light filled the room and in an instant Fry and Bender were gone.

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1030 years ago: 1977

Point Place, Wisconsin

There was a blinding flash of red light and the time machine appeared behind Eric Forman's Garage. Fry and Bender stepped out. Bender was completely drunk and took about a minute before he joined fry hiding in the bushes.

"Stay down," said Fry. "People would be freaked out if they saw a robot"

"Okey-dokey burger." Bender giggled.

At that point the gang filed out of the basement, fez last. When he saw fez, fry's eyes widened. He jumped out of the bushes.

"Hey, I know you!" fry exclaimed.

"What were you doing hiding in Eric's bushes?" asked fez in his foreign accent.

"Yeah, you're the kid I got exchanged with in the '70s!" said Fry, grabbing fez angrily. "Because you wouldn't leave America I got stuck in that stupid country of"

"Hey!" bender interrupted, getting out of the bushes while he was still drunk. "Who took my fifty bucks?"

"Ai!" fez yelped. "A robot!"

Fry calmed down.

"In a matter of extreme importance, you must come with us to the future." said fry importantly.

"Perhaps I have been in the circle too long." said fez, rubbing his head.

"There'll be (burp) CANDY!" laughed bender, drunk.

"Candy?" asked fez with full attention.

Fry saw that they were onto something.

"Uh, yeah." said fry anxiously "Future candy!

"Then I am in!" said fez.

"great." Then fry loaded them all up into the machine and set it for 2007.

"Here we go!"

In a couple seconds a blinding flash of red light filled the air behind Eric's garage and the time machine disappeared.

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Okay, so I know I messed up with the old guy's name but besides that, I like this chapter. Review it. Now. Thanks for reading.