I'm updating in school so don't tell anyone !

Now, thank you so much for your reviews, people!! You have no idea how happy they made me oÔ! ( - look I gave it an eyebrow..)

I don't really have that much time on my hands these days, so therefore upddate will be slow.. sorry..
(I have; school, homework, tests, exams, oral exams, my music, teather and well.. places to be and stuff to do!)

Soo.. Over to the disclaimer! Last time we had Psyduk from pokemon, and this time we'll leave it to Victoria who stands right next to me..

Victoria: eeh.. Linn does not own naruto nor any of its characters, a school og the cafeteria.. but she does sell special effects to akatsuki and other organisations... !

oh and I am not bashin any characters! I'm just making a little fun of them, that's all.. no offence to anyone!

and sorry for the shortness of the chapter.. reality came knocking on my door..

Chapter 3.

Okay.. here's a little summary: not only did the school look big from the outside.. it was also freakisly huge on the inside !I mean.. I've passed the same corridor sereval times now, and I haven't walked down the same way once!
Where is people when you need them..?

And I haven't found the cafeteria yet either... I'm hungry.. man I hope we have long a long recess so I can get something to eat.. What a tragic case of death.. lack of food because of too big school..
would look great in the newspaper. Mabye I should eat my arm? nah..

Okay, mabye I overdid it, a little.. well, hey, I need my food!

But as my so called animal/emo instincts told my to lay down and die slowly in a dark corner, I saw a familiar head!
'fishcake boy!' i thought and shouted after him.
"Eyh.. Naruto?"

He turned around and grinned as he saw me, and just how did he manage to get his stupid grin-smile-thing that big..?
He walked over to me, and got down to my face, since i was sitting against the wall.
"err.. Sakura-chan.. what are you doing?" He asked
'I'm fishing, can't you tell?'
"where's the cafeteria?" I simply asked.. No reason to walk around the puddigde. Especially since i hate puddige... yuck

Fishcake boy stopped a second to scratch the back of his head, he seemes to be.. thinkging..
"It's.." He started as he looked around himself "not here"

Okay.. I should have seen that coming... but then again, he should have seen my fist coming!
and with that fishcake boy suddenly had a second head on te side of his own yellow brainshell.

As I waited for him to wake up, I spotted another familiar blondhead, walking on the opposite site ofthe hallway.
and as I shouted I failed to nitice all the people he was walking with.. poor, red boy..
"DEI-CHAN, could you help meeee?"
I saw the red head walking closest to him mime the words 'dei-chan', as he turned to the other people.

Deidara whoever, just walked straight towards me, and sat down at my side. "err.. what can I help you with saku-chan, yeah?"
'ooh.. I love nicknames'
I tried to ignore the boys in the background who were pretending to be us, wich the wachers seemed to find very amusing. Because they laughed.. loudly... boys are so childish...

I looked up at the still grinning deidara and then I looked at the both srooling and uncoinsious fishcake boy.
"Can you show me where the cafeteria is, and bring him?"

Deidara looked at fishcake boy in disbelief. "err.. Saku-chan.."
I looked up at him again. "what did you do to him, yeah?"

and so again, some tear looking thing hang over my pink head.
'this is bisarr..'
"Err.. I don't know.. Acctually, he was like this when I.. found him" i tried, putting on my non existing poker face.
Deidara didn't seem to belive me completly, but he took naruto over his shoolder and gave me a nod, that said that I was to follow him.
into the hallway, of possible doom!

As I walked behind him, I noticed that the walls seemed to become darker as we reaced closer for his gang.. how much did they pay for that special effect? (A/n: more than you'll ever have..)
"So.. Dei-chan, where are you and yor little pink friend heading?" Some.. blue..?, yes, defninitly blue, guy asked.
Wait.. why would somebody have blue skin? Mabye he tried to look like a smurf or something..?

Deidara gave the smurf boy a evil, one eyed glare and replied that "I'm just showing her the cafetriam yeah"
And with that, he strighed up his back and walked down the hallway, and left the other boys in a fight not to laugh.
poor dei-chan.. I felt kinda sorry for him.. But then it stopped over and I turned to him.
"Who were they?"
"Oh.. they're my.. gang you could say, yeah" He replied thoughtfully, as we walked around a corner and entered the crowdy part of the school.

Somehow, we got through the corwd without loosing fishcake boy on the floor.. I felt some kind of responsibility towards him..

It could be because I was the one who hit him in the head.. oh, well.. He'll bee all right!

As we walked in to the cafeteria (It was a floor down and through the mass of strange people and pass the drunk woman and the pig ladys office and to the left in thenext hallway..)
people stared at us.. I couldn't really judge them, thought... I mean, it's not everyday the new students carry an 'old student'.. no, an old unconsiousi student into the cafeteria.

I couldn't see either Ten-chan or any ane else familiar until I heard fa voice from behind us.
"NAURTO-KUN" I turned to face the blue haired shy girl. She stormed to us and stared at fish cake boy with wide eyes. she almost looked like a fish.. hah, fishcake boy and fish girl..

"I..i..is he..?" She started, her voice was nervous and low. I just laughed and shaked my head "Don't worry, fi.. Hinata, he's just fine"
Of course, I didn't know wheneither he was fine or not, but she looked more calm after I told her, so why not..?
"Wha-what happened to..to him?"
"Dunno.." I said sweatdropping.
" He looked like this when we found him, yeah" Die-chan said in a laid back tune.. He didn't really care about fishcake boy, did he..? But then again.. why would he?

"Wh..whouldn't somebody ta.. take naruto-kun to the.. to the school nurse?" The shy now named fish eye girl spoke. I and Dei-chan shared a look and then we both looked at Hinata.
"I'm hungry" I spoke, trying to get my stomach to grumble just to prove my point.
"gotta go, yeah" Dei-chan spoke, placing Fishcake boym not so gently on the floor.
"Byye Dei-chan" I shouted happily after him
"Bye, pinky-chan" He shouted back.
Wait.. did he just call me pinky-chan? WHAT KIND OF NICK NAME IS THAT? what a lame revenge!

He'll pay! No one calls me pinky!
Well, exept from scare guys as the smurf.. But I don't listen to them so I don't care.
He'll paaay, with blood, sweat and tears! Okay, not really.. I've just always wanted to say that..

I looked around us, and no one seemed to notice the sleeping, blond haired boy who were lying on the floor in the middle of the cafeteria.. What a caring crew. And thei didn't notive the blue haired girls big, wide, fish looking eyes either..

- - - - -

"Naruto-kun, can you hear me? Naruto-kun?" the nurse spoke, as she turned his sleeping head to see if his head had any damadge on it. But she found nothing but a little gump on the side of his head.
"is.. is he gonna be allright..?" Hinata spoke staring at the nurse with her white eyes wide open.

Somehow, I ended up dragging Naruto to the nurses office, along with Hinata. And my lunch? Well, I died of hunger many times..
"EYH, WAKE UP YOU FISHCAKE BOY" I shouted at him, annoyed, as the nurse slapped his cheek for the fifth time.
He didn't even snore in replie!

all out of sudden the white office door opened wide, and a pale skinned guy walked in with fast steps. I recognised him as the chickenbutthairdo guy from my geography class. he could be emo. emo chicken! haha..
"what happened to dobe?" He asked the nurse. Was he one of fishcakes friends?
She lifted her shoulders to show that she had noe idea, and the emo chicken, I love nicknames, sighed and took out something from his black backpack.

At first I couldn't see what it was, but then he brought it out so that we could all see it. It was a little orange and yellow cup saying
'INSTANT RAMEN'
And with that, he pushed the cup under the sleeping fishcake boys nose and opened the top in slow motion.
When the lock was off, naruto fishcake woke up and grabbed the ramen.

"RAMEN, RAMEN, RAMEN tralalala, RAMEN, RAMEN JOHA!!" He sang as he dansed around, whorshiping the cup of instant ramen wich had yet to be filled with boiled water.. and he also needed chopsticks

"Quit it dobe!" emo chicken grunted as he pushed fishcake boy lightly.
Naruto looked up and stared at me. For a second there I wondered if he was going to start screaming about how I hit him in the head. But he didn't. He just looked at me..
10 seconds of staring
20 sconds of staring
half a minute of staring
one whole friggin minute of annoying staring
"Where's the water to this?"

- -

"NARUTO-KUN DON'T DIEEE"
I left the nurses office with fishcake boy sleeping again. what a baka..

Leaving for another class..

- - - -

Days was over, and my backpack was so heavy I could barely lift it! I'm convinced the school wants to distroy ou spines or something! theese books have the same waight as the teacher itself!

As I reached the main road, I saw the extremly ugly and crashing yellow coloured bus, with a coulour that would make you scream 'MY BEAUTIFYL EYES! SOMEONE DIG THEM OUT WITH A SPORK', leave the school parking lot, and I felt the rain fall on my hair.. And of course I had no jacket, because the sun had been shining this morning..

Oh, how I loved my very first day at my new school!

"Hey, need a ride?" I heard a voice. I turned around to find

I'm so sorry for the late update, once again D:! Life got in the way .. fights with friends, homework, tests.. reality for short.

And the chapter it self is so short I'm ashamed!

And I'm alos sorry for the cheap humor . !

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