Selina already broke more than 1000 rules since her stay at Wayne Manor, and she used him in the pranks most of the time, so Bruce decided it was time to prank Selina as payback.
"It's daring, but I can do it," Bruce thinks to himself. "Alfred will be very disappointed in me, and Selina will most likely inflict lots of pain on my body when she catches me."
Bruce gulps anxiously, but then puffs his chest almost instantly.
"No Bruce, you can do it! You have to. Ha, she first has to catch me before she can whoop my ass."
Bruce grabs Selina's futuristic phone that she got as present from her friend, Annie, then starts to mess with a few things.
"Ugh, why does Ivy always need me when I'm busy?!" Selina grunted and stomped into the study room. "B, have you seen my smartphone?"
Bruce, sitting behind his desk now, points nonchalantly at the window sill and says, casually; "Take a wild guess."
Selina throws a stink eye at her friend, then grabs the phone and disappears through the window.
Bruce sits back in his chair and smirks, wickedly.
"Ivy, how many times do I need to tell you; I'm way too busy with pulling antics and pranks on everyone so why can't you do this 'crisis' thing of yours by yourself?!"
Ivy simply smiles; "Pengy and I are going to build an army and we want you to join us."
"Ivy, I have better things to do than joining you and Penguin's 'love is a battlefield' war."
Ivy purses her lips; "Like what?"
Selina widens her eyes in utter astonishment then exclaims; "Like what you ask? Like what? Right now I…
"yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
so tell me what you want, what you really really want!"
Realizing it's her phone, Selina snatches it from her pocket then looks at the caller ID and her face turns from awkward and embarrassed to murderous. Then she rounds on her heels and runs away.
Ivy frowns confused then yells; "Selina, what are you going to do?!"
"KILL BRUCE WAYNE!"
But once Selina climbed her way back inside the manor, Bruce was securely hiding in his Super-Secret Hiding spot, the attic.
I know it's short, but this was requested by a friend of mine and this is all my inspiration gave me XD
I would like to hear some thoughts.