CoBean: Well, I'm alive everyone ^U^ and I just want to start this off with….*starts apologizing like crazy* I'm soooo sorry I've been taking so long. Trying to look for a job (no luck), almost done taking classes in college (only for 1 session), have a paper due soon, and I was stumped on how to start off the third chapter with/how it was going to go, and other crazy stuff, but enough about that. Because you guys have waited so patiently and putting up with me to get my butt in gear to put up another chapter, CB is proud to present you *drumrolls* CHAPTER 3! \^U^/
DISCLAIMER: I do not own DRRR or Any of the characters they belong to Ryohgo Narita. The only thing that I own is the baby. And the Orange Triangles.
'Thoughts'
"Talking"
!*!ENJOY!*!
It's been an hour since Shinra arrived, unannounced might I add, and it didn't look like he was going to leave. He took a picture of Izaya and the baby, a rare site to be seen, by anyone. Shinra's attention was now focused on the baby sitting on Izaya's leg, whom was looking adorable.
That is when Shinra's cooing began. Izaya knew it was going to be difficult kicking him out, but that didn't stop him from trying, so trying he did.
"Oh! Aren't you just adorable~". Shinra squealed as his eyes glowed with glee.
Shinra's gazed to the baby made Izaya want to vomit and he knew if he didn't get Shinra to leave. He was going to puke, Izaya and this thing called 'feelings', whatever that was, don't exactly add in to Izaya's persona.
"Shinra" Izaya said in that fake-friendly like tone of his. He remained seated on his couch, with the baby as he moved her on his lap, and waited for the perfect moment to cease Shinra's behavior. The baby, without a care in the world, giggled as she adored the attention she was getting from Shinra.
Ignoring Izaya, he continued on blabbering about the baby. "It's hard to believe something this cute could come from something so evil" Shinra commented as he grinned.
He glanced at Izaya and tilted his head in confusion with a frown on his face. "I didn't think that was possible" he added as he grinned teasingly.
Shinra tapped the baby on the nose, who thought it was the greatest thing ever. She giggled and made grabby hands at Shinra when she looked at him with her cheerfully green eyes.
'You would think it would be easy to shut Shinra up' Izaya said to himself. 'And this brat is not helping with the situation I am now stuck in' Izaya added silently as he huffed irritatingly, and crossed his arms.
Izaya glanced at the two from the couch, as Shinra held her in his lap and made the baby giggle in his grasped.
Shinra looked at the baby in his arms and smiled "I always thought about having kids one day", as he smiled at the baby woefully. "Let's just say Celty wasn't on board with that plan, seeing as she responded by sucker punching me in the abdomen and left the room, which finished off that day by making me sleeping on the couch, for a week" Shinra added.
"Oi, Shinra" Izaya said as he raised his voice, because unlike Shizu-chan, Izaya knows how to get someone's attention without having to yell. Cutting Shinra off before he could continue about his 'blossoming' relationship with Celty, which frankly, Izaya could care less about.
Shinra glanced back at Izaya's direction, giving Izaya his full attention. Izaya glanced at the baby, whom was still sitting in Shinra's lap; unaware that what Izaya was about to say, had something to do with this mysterious baby that unexpectedly came into his life.
Izaya pondered in his thinking pose, as he got his thoughts together and how he should explain this situation delicately, well as delicately Izaya could get. After nodding his head, and then Izaya took a deep breath and exhaled, then he began his story on how he came across this bra-, I mean baby.
Now, while Izaya is catching up to speed to Shinra. Let's head on over to Ikebukuro where our sexy, bar-tender wearing, sun glasses loving, bodyguard guarding blonde, with the mysterious strength. And no I'm not talking about Kida, but the one and only Shizuo Heiwajima
You would think no sight of or sensing an irritating, red-eye, Eskimo coat wearing, flea in this 'peaceful' city that Shizuo would have been calm. As calm someone like Shizuo could get in his job.
Well, you would be wrong and Tom would tell you why, because as he and his bodyguard-slash friend were walking calmly in town and no moronic customers this whole week. Who thought they were slick to escape Heiwajima-san, that they might as well signed their own death warrant. They had no idea what was to come their way, especially in a bar-tending outfit. Tom almost wished he was there to see it; on the other hand maybe he's glad he didn't.
Those poor bastards never saw it coming and Tom didn't feel bad for them not one little bit. To make this day seem even more perfect there wasn't even any crazy shenanigans' from the gangs—knock on wood- and Lady Luck seemed to be on their side. Tom and Shizuo was walking pass a group of Orange Triangles, without a care in the world.
That is until one poor sap who wasn't even trying to whisper, said "ey, have you heard wat's been goin' on wit Orihara?", half of the group shrugged and the other half just didn't give a damn, but they might as well listen.
'Heck maybe someone finally offed Orihara', someone in the gang thought. Shizuo paused past the gang, with Bobby stopping by him who sighed knowing what was about to come, 'well so much for a quiet day' Tom said to himself.
Then, Guy A continued "well, I have word from Blue Squares that Orihara-san has been in Shinjuku for a week". Someone in the gang smacked Guy A that was gossiping in the back of the head said, "Dumbass, of course Orihara is staying back in Shinjuku, he lives there for Pete sakes"; other's agreed with Guy B that smacked guy A.
Guy A's friend, Guy C, continued for his buddy "yes, but you didn't hear WHY he's staying there long then usual" he finished off with a vicious smirk. Now all the guys were interested, even Shizuo and Tom whom were trying to seem like they weren't listening.
Guy C then continued "I 'eard Orihara-san kidnapped a brat, hell not even a brat, a baby", Guy C's gang was in an outburst. Some were surprised that the informant went that far, while others were not so surprised and they smirked cruelly on how they were going to use that information later, and laughed evilly.
SNAP!
The sound from someone snapping there sunglasses in half made the gang pause and paled on who was listening in. They turned in horror to see Shizuo Heiwajima, with his now broken sunglasses, and grinned predatory at his prey, which he was going to destroy.
Some of the gang desperately pushed half of their brothers toward the beast and hauled ass as fast as they can run. And whoever said 'no one leaves a man behind', apparently they never had to fight Heiwajima before.
Some were to frighten to move and thought if they didn't move a muscle, and took it like a man, they'd get off easily. Admirable, but those poor fools never knew what hit them.
And the latter half already had adrenaline pumped in their vines from the plans they were going to do to Orihara and the brat Orihara had there, stayed and went full speed toward Heiwajima.
They didn't make it.
Kidding the gang who fought 'bravely' is still alive.
But, they are going to be sore later and take a while to recover. Shizuo left the gang bleeding and bruising. He walked past Tom muttering silently to himself 'kill, kill' and went to pay a visit to Izaya-kun. With a killing aura coming off him as he shoved his shaking hands in his pockets.
To avoid hitting bystanders who weren't doing anything to annoy him or bump into him, as he went to Shinjuku.
Tom took a drag from his cigarette and bid Heiwajima on his way, and went home for the evening. He wondered what was on today, maybe there was some cartoons playing right now. Before Tom headed home, he should stop by Simon's Sushi to take some sushi home. He had a coupon. And some lovely liquor to go with it.
CB: I'm going to stop here for today, so I can get some homework done. It'll probably take a while to upload Ch.5, but I promise I will work on it soon.
Oh yeah, and for the Orange Triangles gang I wasn't sure if there was one already called that in Ikebukuro, so I made it up ^-^ .
And for Tom and watching cartoons I don't know why, but I can imagine him doing that if he had a tough day or just wanted to unwind. And I even added Simon in, because why not and I love Simon.