An: Lindsey was just trying to help his brother out. really.
Disclaimer: i own nothing and the song is by Big and Rich
(Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy)
"Lindsey, how the hell are you changing my ringtones from half way around the world when I can't do it with the phone in my damn hand?" Eliot asked, finally breaking his promise not to give his brother the satisfaction of asking. He didn't get it. He hadn't even seen Lindsey since he'd gotten this phone.
Lindsey just laughed. He wasn't telling his brother for a number of reasons but mostly because he was having too much fun knowing how frustrated Eliot was.
"If you can't figure out how to change them, how are you gonna understand when I explain how I'm doing it?"
"Do you even know how I figured out that you changed it this time?" Eliot groaned and Lindsey laughed some more.
"Please tell it worked though. It's been a while since you've had some if your mood is anything to go by." More laughter.
"So you change my ringtone to that!?" Eliot cried out, trying to hide his own laughter.
"Answering a question with a question, tsk tsk, I thought I taught you better avoidance tactics than that. Did it work?"
"..No….quit laughing man."
"I can't believe it! Where were you when I called?"
"A bar, probably the only place in this country where a woman would recognize the song."
"So, what, you saw her recognize the song and talked her up?"
"No. I was sitting with the guy I just finished a job with when you called. She's sittin' on my other side and heard it but didn't say anything until my partner started laughing. Then she leans over, steals my beer, and says 'so, cowboy, you up for a ride tonight?'. I was too shocked to do any kinda talkin'."
"Ha, admit it, I'm the best brother in the world."
"yeah, yeah, now get rid of the damn ringtones."
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