Third chapter! I want to give a big thanks to the following people for their reviews: THE-PIT-MONSTER, SoratoFan, Dirty Blondes, Souldburned, Crazie Al, Paige34, digihope, & money makes me smile. You guys ROCK! & a special thumbs-up to Crazie Al & digihope for guessing that the story is based on Boy Meets World! & as a special prize you shall recieve... free air! (Cause I can't afford anything else to give you. Sorry.) & to Dirty Blondes I'm sorry to say that Davis will not burn down the church & Tai will not tackle him again. But the good news is that someone else will tackle him (or something far worse) & he will do something muchfunnier than burn the church down.Thanks again!
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"To add to our troubles," Said Sora. "We could only afford a church which couldn't seat more than 150 even though we've invited about 200 guests."
"Some of which are giant Digimon!" Tai added.
"But we're not that worried because a lot of the Digimon are small & some of the old people have shrunk."
"Grandpa Poppy!" Tai shouted mournfully upon being reminded of "old people". "I miss you!!"
"We all do dear." Sora patted him on the back.
"No one should die in prison!"
"But as I was saying before, we were having some problems with the wedding plans. So we did the only thing we could: we hired a wedding planner."
Tai & Sora were in a wedding hall talking to a wedding planner who had come all the way from Digi-world.
"I assure you," Said a cow-like Digimon lady. "Judy Heifermon can help you make your wedding plans work!"
"Oh thanks Miss Heifermon," Said Sora. "We are so glad we have you to help us."
"Oh please dear, call me Judy Heifermon."
"Oh, okay… Judy-"
"-Heifermon."
"Well, we were just wondering what you think of our budget."
"Well my dear, since the groom's parents have agreed to pay for the food & beverages, I think we can get you a lovely hall which seats one hundred! Isn't that lovely?"
"But…" Said Tai. "…We invited two hundred."
"…Oh dear. Oh well, we'll think of something!"
Just then, Tai's parents came in. "Sorry we're late." Said Tai's dad. "But you couldn't have done too much because my wallet doesn't feel any lighter!" Tai's dad laughed but Judy Heifermon just sighed as though she had heard that joke a hundred times.
"Well," She continued. "I have looked at your music budget & after much deliberation I have assembled your music choices here."
They looked over at the other end of the hall & saw an assortment of accordion players, bag-pipers, polka musicians, & Elvis impersonators.
"Slow season?" Tai asked. They all nodded.
"Don't you worry son," Said Tai's dad. "I have it covered. Come on in!" At his cue, Ogremon came in playing the saxophone, wearing a black suit & a black hat. He finished his tune & had a smile on his face. "Ogremon & his jazz group have agreed to play at the wedding! Isn't that great?"
"Consider it my gift to the bride & groom." Said Ogremon.
"Now if I could just figure out a way to water down the drinks I can save a fortune!" Tai's dad seemed quite intent on saving money.
Tai & Sora just stood there, trying their best to smile.
"Do you know…" Said Tai through a fake smile.
"How hard it is…" Sora had the same fake smile.
"To keep smiling…"
"Under those circumstances?"
Ogremon walked over to a table for a drink of water when he heard a terrifying sound.
"Oooooogremooooon!" Said Judy Heifermon, in a sing-song voice. "Oh Ogremon! It's me, Judy Heifermon."
Ogremon turned slowly to look at her, trying to show a smile instead of the terror he felt. "Judy…" He said, his voice full of false happiness.
"Heifermon." She finished for him.
"Uh… uh… I was going to call you know… but… I had a lot of… uh… business… to uh… deal with. You know… uh, government business! You know how the life of a secret agent is. Uh… uh…dinga-linga-ling!" He held up his watch. "What do you got for me Chief?" He held the watch to his ear. "North Korea? Damn. I gotta get going! Byeseeyalater!" He finished his sentence as fast as he could & ran as if his very life depended on it.
Judy Heifermon watched him run out of the room & turned to look at the others, who had been watching the whole thing in confusion. "You know, they all do that," She said. "Every stinking one of them. But, I plow on!"
A minute later, Matt walked in & looked at Tai. "Hey," he said. "How come Ogremon just ran across the parking lot, jumped over a wall, & landed in a swimming pool?"
"& who is this?" Said Judy Heifermon, as she looked Matt up & down. "It is nice to meet you. I'm Judy Heifermon."
"Yeah," Matt replied. "That was the name he was screaming. Anyway!" He looked at Sora. "I have a surprise for you Sora!"
"Oh no," She sobbed. "No surprises."
"Come on girls!"
In walked Mimi, Kari, & Yolie, wearing their "dresses from Hell", as Yolie called them, & forcing themselves to smile. Matt smiled as he said, "I believe these girls have something to tell you Sora."
Mimi walked up & tried to smile as she said, "I really love this dress. I really love this dress. I really love this dress." She repeated herself as she stepped back, as though she was trying to convince herself more than anyone.
Kari stepped up next. "This dress is a beautiful dress & I am honored to wear it." Her voice sounded as mechanical as Andromon's.
Yolie stepped up next & had what could have been an actual smile. "I am sorry for what I said the other day, this is your wedding & I will not ruin it. Further more, I will tell you my honest opinion." She turned to Matt, then back to Sora. Her facial expression changed quickly as she shouted, "YOUR FRIENDS ARE STINKIN' LIARS! MATT PAID 'EM FIFTY BUCKS TO SAY THEY LOVED YOUR DRESSES! BUT I WON'T LIE! I WOULDN'T USE THIS DRESS TO WIPE MY A-"
Tai's dad grabbed Yolie's mouth before she could finish her sentence & dragged her away, kicking & screaming.
"I just can't take it anymore," Said Sora, her eye twitching rapidly, as it had been for days now. "I gave up then & there on my southern bell wedding."
"Um… Sora" Said Tai.
"I know! My eye is twitching!"
Then, as if there weren't enough problems, Davis walked into the room, wearing an old fashioned red velvet cloak. Ken followed close behind, trying to end his insane mission.
"I beg you Davis," He said. "Don't do this! Please don't do this!"
"Silence Ken!!" Davis shouted, as he stood in front of Sora.
"Davis, what are you doing?" Asked Tai.
"It's too late to apologize to me Tai! I cannot forgive you for shunning me! & as for you Sora," He undid the button that held his cloak on. "If I can't be the best man… then I'll be the groom!" He threw off his cloak, revealing a fancy robe beneath. He took out a handkerchief & dusted off the spot on the floor where his knee rested as he knelt down before Sora, taking her hand in his. "Sora, I love you. I've always loved you. Ever since I saw you thru that little peep-hole in the bathroom wall." Sora's eye twitched violently now. "& I know you've always felt the same about me! So Sora, marry me & let's make nick-nick!"
Everyone stood in shock at what Davis had just said. Well, everyone except for Ken who held his face in embarrassment, Veemon who gave his pal the thumbs-up, & Sora who looked as though she was about to breath fire.
Sora screamed, Davis yelled in terror, & all their friends gasped, as Sora leapt into the air & attacked Davis like a wild grizzly bear.
"& so," Said Sora, as her eye continued to twitch. "I don't think we could take a longer engagement. I know I'll do something very BAD to Davis… Something VERY YERY BAD!"
"& that is why we have decided to move up the wedding date." Said Tai.
The room was silent for a moment, until Tai's dad said, "So, when is the wedding going to be?"
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Thanks for readin'! I must say that the story will have a serious side to it starting in the next chapter, but to make up for it I will have even more Davis-induced comedic chaos than before! See you then & in the mean-time, please review!