I'm back! that is all.
"wait so you're telling me that we're all in danger and we've got to run away? that's the cowards way out. say and fight like a man!" said Sarge
"Sarge you can either go with us or stay here and die" responded Wash, always the voice of reason.
"fine then give Grif the keys to the warthog, we need it to get to the sight where we hid the ships."
"you know Wash, I always respected you until now." he threw Wash the keys and sulked into red base. population now 1.
"okay guys let's go"
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"so what's the plan Wash?" asked Simmons
"we find Carolina and Curch and go to a secluded outpost."
"when did you get that plan?"
"I got a mysterious message telling me to do that. or I went stir crazy and the only danger is actually in my head."
"cool, what outpost?"
"bloodgulch"
Grif lost it (warning this is going to go on for awhile.)"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo(takes deep breath)oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo."
"does this happen often?"
"whenever someone even says bloodgulch he goes on for about a minute. seeing as we're actually going there, we might be here for awhile."
"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo"
[3 hours later]
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Grif than colapsed.
"finaly we can get going!" yelled Tucker
Tucker, Grif, and Simmons got into one hornet and donut got into the drivers seat of the other one. "hey where's Caboose?" wash looked over to see Caboose was just staring up at the cliffs. "Caboose what are you doing?"
Caboose then suddenly yelled "wash get down!" and tackeld Wash to the ground as a rocket flew over their heads and crahed into one of the hornets about a yard (a/n slightley less than a meter for anyone besides Americans) behind them.
the last thing Wash heard was the quickly silenced screams of his friends.
sob sob sob some monster has killed them and that monster is me and i just reaised i might get so many hate messages for killing every red and blue besides Caboose and sarge. don't worry, the characters in rvb seem to have a resestiance to death. remeber donut being hit by a ship and shot in the gut? or how about sarge being shot in the head? or Grif being run over by a tank? lol. no seriously though they're dead. as in, not coming back.