Celebrity Deathmatch
By Gundamboy


Gundamboy: Welcome to Celebrity deathmatch.
Zechs: this is the 1,000,000,000,000,000th episode
Gundamboy: and to kick it off we're kill em them off!
Zechs: yeah! Lady Une vs. bill Clinton, Heero vs. Ken Starr, then a gundam free for all as the pilots take on Nsync.
Gundamboy: here comes our first fight now.
Duo: In this corner, Weighing 109 pounds, Lady Une, and in this corner, weighing a hefty 159 pounds, Bill Clinton.
Lets get it on!
*Quatre rings bell. *
Bill: hey there hot stuff!
Une: stuff this! * Bags him* (A.N that's for me!)
Bill: * writhers in pain*
Une: * does a field goal kick and Bill's head comes off*
Duo: the winner.
Zechs: * Comes back with an armload of snacks* what the hell?
Gundamboy: that was short. Now what our we going to kill time with now?
Zombie Leo: man, my head hurts. What smells like rotten meat?
Gundamboy: Oh shit.
Zechs: what?
Gundamboy: he still alive, But not for long!* jumps down and reaches into his patented Heero Yuy hammerspace shorts, and pulls out a shotgun.* eat lead
Zombie Leo: huh?
Gundamboy blows Zombie Leo away with his patented die zombie FREAK move, which consists of shooting zombie and laughing at it die.
Zechs: we'll be right back.
Deathmatch commercial sequence plays