There once lived a grumpy old man named Wario who was the meanest little short chubby fellow you would know. He would grump and grump all day long! He was mean to children and was yelling at his dog all the time for no reason. It was Halloween morning and he was rocking in his old rocking chair that was a wonder it carried him and did not break into millions of pieces.
He stared out at the window. He HATED Halloween! He absolutely hated having to give candy to children! That's it he thought I will give them candy! Candy they will never want again that is. He thought of his cleverness plan and giggled. He knew exactly what he'd do to them two time vermin children. He would poison the candy! He laughed and laughed until he choked.
He wagged his legs in the air on his back crying with laughter. He saw his dog and cried out "What are you looking at?" in a mean and hurtful voice expression. Wario got up with a fart and looked at his cauldron he would poison the children with. He grabbed some of his hair on his dog and put it in the cauldron. Next he grabbed different stuff and put them in the cauldron. He boiled the stuff he out in it. Heck he even put an eraser in there. Wario than while it was boiling and melting put artificial brown color over it which made it look like chocolate.
When he wrapped them all in candy wrappers he put them in his bucket he would give to them. He had a knock on the door and it was Peach. 'Oh no' thought Wario I don't want to poison her. He instead gave her a real candy bar for he secretly like princess Peach. Than another knock on the door came. It was a 10 yr old boy. Wario gave him a poisoned candy bar and giggled. He slammed the door and laughed hoping the police wouldn't come.
When he thought it was safe he looked outside for the boy and to his sudden surprise saw the boy dead on the floor! Wario cried at what he did. He burned all of his chocolate into the air and cried more. He put his hands over his head to cover the tears. He was so sad. He would never be mean on Halloween again! He promised. All of a sudden there was a movement on the boy. The little boy was only knocked out! Wario filled with glee and gave him the best chocolate in the world a whole lot of chocolate real creamy good flavored chocolate.
The boy smiled and went home carrying 10 bags of candy. Wario waved and said bye happier than ever and he lived a happily ever after for at least on Halloween that is!
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