Author's Note: Third chapter! This is definitely a parody of the original song, so hope you enjoy!
No I do not own Warriors or the song.
A cold wind blew through the Dark Forest as the living cats strolled through to get to the meeting place.
"What do you think we'll learn today?" Meowed Applefur to Redwillow as they padded over the leaves. Redwillow shrugged, "Who knows? Ivypool you're liked by our mentors, do you know?"
Ivypool flicked her tail, "Hawkfrost is holding a meeting of some sort."
"Great, another lecture about how we must be diligent and bide our time before the 'Great Battle,'" snorted Beetlewhisker.
Suddenly a cold voice hissed,
"Don't you disrespect me little warrior!
Don't you derogate or deride"
The cats looked up to see Hawkfrost crouched on top of the great rock in the center of the clearing. He peered down with narrowed ice blue eyes and meowed in a low harmonious voice,
"You're in my world now
Not your world
And I got friends on the other side"
A low murmur came from the trees surrounding the clearing,
"He's got friends on the other side"
Hawkfrost smirked as some of the cats jumped in shock while others scooted closer to their clanmates.
"That's an echo, little cats
Just a little something we have
Here in the Place of No Stars,
A little forest trick
Don't worry…"
The Dark Forest cat leaped down from the rock and sat at its base. He inclined with his tail for the clan cats to gather around him,
"Sit down beside the rock
Put your minds at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please"
The cats gathered around him though none would sit beside him except Ivypool and Breezepelt. Hawkfrost glanced around at the cats and continued,
"I can read your future
I can change it around some too
I'll look deep into your heart and soul"
Hawkfrost leaned forward and meowed quietly,
"You do have souls, don't you warriors?"
He leaned back and continued,
"Make your wildest dreams come true!
We have leaders
We have fighters
We got cats I don't even know
And I got friends on the other side"
The living cats drew closer together as Dark Forest cats padded out from the trees and echoed Hawkfrost's words,
"He's got friends on the other side"
Hawkfrost waved his tail at the Dark Forest cats surrounding the clearing and meowed,
"The cats, the cats, the cats will tell
The past, the present, and the future as well
The cats, the cats, just pick one
Take a little trip into your future with them"
Hawkfrost turned to Ivypool then gestured at the cats around the clearing, "Pick one." Ivypool looked around then flicked her tail at a long-furred brown cat with a bent tail. The cat stumbled forward as another cat that was hidden in the shadows, pushed him forward. Brokenstar regained his footing and padded into the clearing. The younger cats pulled back as he passed them and stood in front Ivypool. He leaned forward, sniffed, and then carefully nosed her trying it seemed, to identify her. Brokenstar sat back and curled his tail around his paws. He tilted his head slightly to the right as if he was analyzing her, then meowed,
"Now you, young warrior, are from Thunderclan
You come from one long line of royalty"
Hawkfrost leaned in next to her and whispered,
"I'm a royal myself on my father's side"
Brokenstar hissed at him then continued,
"Your lifestyle's high
But your happiness is low
You need something productive to keep your mind off her
Sister cut you off from herself
Now you want to get her back, but that would take time
You just want her to yourself
Just like it once was"
The other living clan cats started to creep forward as they saw the affect Brokenstar's words were having on Ivypool. She bristling and was very tempted to claw the blind cat's ears off, but he continued before she could anything,
"But your sister needs persuading
It's persuasion, its persuasion, its persuasion you need
And when I look into your future
Its your sister I see"
Brokenstar got up and left after that, padding back to his spot around the clearing. Ivypool swore she saw a large shadow of a cat lean down and lick Brokenstar's ear almost affectionately, but she was soon distracted by Hawkfrost and forgot the strange encounter. Hawkfrost had turned to Breezepelt and was indicating the cats around the clearing. Breezepelt hesitated then chose a ruffled gray cat. Thisleclaw stepped forward with a tail flick and stood before Breezepelt,
"On you little warrior, I don't want to waste much time"
Breezepelt bristled in fury, but before he could do anything Thisleclaw continued,
"You been pushed around all your life
You been pushed around by your father and your mother, and your leader…
And if you would have a mate
You'd be pushed around by her too
But in you're future, the you I see
Is exactly the warrior you always wanted to be"
Thisleclaw turned his back on the agitated young cat and stalked back to his place in the trees.
"Stand with me"
Called Hawkfrost down to the group of cats,
"Come on cats
Won't you stand with a poor warrior?"
The clan cats looked at each other, waiting for someone else to go first. Ivypool looked around her then leaped up the rock to stand with Hawkfrost. The rest of the cats scrambled to follow her up the rock to stand beside the Dark Forest cat. Hawkfrost looked around him, his ice blue eyes glittered,
"Yes
Are you ready?"
The trees filled with Dark Forest cats rustled as the cats on top of the rock,
"Are you ready?
Transformation Central!"
The dark cats echoed,
"Transformation Central!"
"Reformation Central!"
Hissed Hawkfrost as the living clan cats jumped down to stand in front of him like soldiers in a line-up.
"Reformation Central!"
Echoed the Dark Forest cats.
"Transmogrification Central!
Can you feel it?
You're changing
You're changing
You're changing all right!"
A cold haunted wind blew through the clearing, ruffling the living clan cats' fur. The Dark Forest cats stepped out from the trees and surrounded the living cats while Hawkfrost continued,
"I hope you're satisfied
But if you aren't
Don't blame me!
You can blame my friends on the other side!"
The Dark Forest cats stepped closer, herding the living cats into a tight group, hissing together,
"You got what you wanted!
But you lost what you had!
Hush…."
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May Starclan light your way!