Hurrr, running out of ideas here!

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Kyle ditched his hat. Today, I mean.

Okay, I know he should have done it a LONG time ago, since that's when everyone else stopped wearing theirs. They simply got too small and nobody bothered to buy new ones, just because going hat shopping is stupid. Really. But Kyle's always been really self-conscious of his hair, right? So he's been hiding it as long as he could. But it had already started to peek out of his hat, anyway… so it was only a matter of time before he realized that the green ushanka had to go.

He looks pretty good without it. Like, he has that messy mop of auburn curls but they're cut in nice layers and they frame his face really well. Even if his ginger locks are frizzy as fuck. He looks more awkward than before, but he's cuter than before, too.

Yeah, yeah. I know you might be assuming that I'm only saying this because I have a creepy gay crush on him and I think he'll look good no matter what. But I'm totally not the only one who thinks this. Just about every girl in our class was all over him today.

"Kyle, your hair is so cute!"

"Kyle, can you walk me to class?"

"Kyle, do you want to eat lunch with us?"

"Kyle, what a nice binder!"

"Kyle, I didn't get the history notes…"

Oh my god, it was ridiculous. He doesn't look that different. Like I said, he still looks really awkward. But maybe it's his awkward Jewish persona that appeals to girls so much. And me.

But, okay, it totally doesn't help that he wears really tight pants (not like I'm complaining; he has a fantastic ass). Sometimes we'll tease him about how gay of him it is (oh, the irony), and he'll say it's because he's a scrawny, diabetic Jew, and that he's practically swimming in regular pants and needs something that fits him properly.

Yeah, or he's gay. I hope.

Who knows?

Well, actually, I have my rightful suspicions.

Right, so Kyle's been totally indifferent toward the attention he got today. The female attention. Even freakin' Bebe Stevens was into him. Kenny was sort of jealous; I could tell. Even if Bebe is sort of just his fuck buddy.

"Man, Kyle, how do you do it?" Kenny inquired today after school. We'd all met up at his house, simply because Kenny didn't want to go home (who could blame him?) and I can't miss out on spending extra time with Kyle. Plus, we're super best friends. It's sort of expected.

"Do what?" Kyle had asked.

"Come on; don't tell me you didn't notice."

Kyle sighed that typical Kyle sigh. "Notice what, Kenny?"

"The chicks, man. Practically every fucking girl in our class was all over you." Kenny explained.

Kyle seemed entirely indifferent. He just said "oh", and continued his math homework. Like, what the hell? For real, he totally didn't care. Either he likes fucking Wendy (God forbid), who's like, the only girl who didn't care about the exposure of his adorable fucking jewfro (really, his wavy bangs stop right below his eyebrows and he keeps pushing them out of his eyes and fucking hell it's so cute)… or he's gay.

I really, really hope it's the second one.

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Whenever I go to check my email (the one I use only for this site), and I see that I have like, nine new messages, I get super excited. Then I see that they're all favorites and alerts, which is fucking FANTASTIC… but a review would be nice, too. Even if you're just saying that you liked it or whatever. When people favorite without reviewing, it makes me sad.

Reviewers get cake. Or pie. Whichever you prefer – I'm more of a pie person myself.

WELL, UM. DID YOU LIKE THIS? I SERIOUSLY NEED PLOT IDEAS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO ANY SUGGESTIONS WOULD BE AWESOME, THANKS. :D