Question 2: Michigan asked

Michigan:There will always be someone to remember you, Canada.

*Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, New York,
Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine all nod*

Alright, questions.

Dad: This has been on my mind ever since the elections... is Puerto Rico a
State now?

Answer

America: Duuude! Hey, man, you're my kid sister! And the answer is…. Wait, what was the question?

England: America, you idiot. Do you ever take anything into that thick skull of yours?

America: HAHAHA! Nope!

France: Amerique, you are 'opeless.

Canada: Yes, which is why-

England: Well, Michigan, to tell the truth, none of us is really sure. America? What do you have to say on the subject?

America: HAHAHA Dudes! I'm the hero! Of course I should own you all!

England: That. Wasn't. The. Question.

France: Alors, Canada et moi are just going to go-

England and America: *Catfight*