A/N: Germania Mania! So much mania, in such a small form!
China x Germania
"I am a teapot. Would you like some tea, aru?"
"I only drink meat. Sorry."
Cuba x Germania
"I like your dreadlocks," said Germania, running his hands through Cuba's dreadlocks.
"I like your ass," said Cuba, to Germania's ass.
"Who doesn't like my ass?"
Then they ate some ice cream. Yum!
Cyprus x Germania
"What? Who is this?" asked Germania. "Are you a font? I only use Helvetica."
"Are you a hipster?"
"Are you a douchebag?"
Denmark x Germania
"Hello!" said Denmark, looking out his window into the street.
Germania was nowhere to be found.
Egypt x Germania
"I knew your mom. She was a fine an upstanding woman, we built pyramids together," said Germania.
"I know she was a whore."
England x Germania
"Are you an elf?" asked England, in whimsical joy. "Oh, how my faerie friends will adore you! Come home with me, you fair elven creature!"
"You. Are a pussy."
"And you are a cad!" said England, throwing his tea into Germania's eyes.
Estonia x Germania
"There are some interesting drawings of you on the Internet," said Estonia, hiding his erection behind his laptop.
"What is the Internet?"
Then they fucked.