Honestly, I have to actively read a book for English class, and I am no where near done. I really shouldn't be on here...But i can't help myself...I should probably go to a mental institute for addiction...

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize. But i do own an annoying cat that woke up the entire house at 6 o'clock this morning...haha, i just woke her up!

Chapitre 3: Le Soliloquy de Danny

It's been a few weeks, and Sam hasn't completely cracked yet. She's got to be the first person to get this far without at least breaking into tears.

See, I am a half ghost. Amazing, right? Well, it all goes back to when I was born… but I won't bore you with all the details.

See, after my parents died, the first thing I did was go off on my own for a while. Y'know, see the world, forget I had parents.

Then, one day, when I was 12, I watched this old movie about ghosts. The ghosts went around, scaring people, like all ghosts do. I thought 'hey! I'm part ghost, and that looks like tons of fun!'

My first victim was this 7-year-old girl. I decided to start off easy, go from young children up.

Yet again, details are boring. Let's just say she hasn't had much tolerance for baseball since.

But, hey, when you're a ghost, what more can you do? I don't have the money or guardians to go to school. I don't have the patience for jobs. And, really, with all my super cool powers, who needs a job?

This is how I entertain myself. Scarring people for life.

I once got this guy admitted to the loony bin for multiple personality disorder. Now that takes talent.

Another time, I got this woman to hide in her closet for 5 hours straight, holding nothing but a bucket and a pair of jeans, muttering, "There's no place like Myspace" (you laugh, but this could be a serious problem). And that was just after 2 days with her.

But, Sam is a tricky one. I've been messing with her for 5 weeks and 3 days, and not so much as a tear, let alone a traumatized mind.

Not that I haven't been trying. I've tried a lot. I've tried acting like a 5-year-old, constantly asking for sweets and throwing a tantrum when she says no. I whisper the wrong answers to questions when she's taking a test. I even made her believe she was a victim of Jigsaw in her dreams for a week after she saw the latest Saw movie.

I've tried hiding items that she needs, causing her to look around the house for hours looking for them, switching her tofu with real meat (actually, I kinda regret that one…), and even started a food fight, which, because of the circumstances, made everyone think Sam started it, causing her to clean the whole mess.

But nothing is working!!

Sheesh that girl can take a lot of stress, and the worst she's done is scream herself hoarse! No mental breakdowns, no tears, no unexplainable mental disorders.

Just frustration.

But, I won't give up, I have a challenge. And, really, what else can I really do?

And, I also want to know why that Jazz girl is so darn familiar….

I swear I've seen her before….

I need to work on this whole 'longer chapter' thing. I swear, it's a foreign concept to me.

And, i really need to know. Is anyone really reading this? I'm not one to beg for reviews, but it seems to me that only one person is reading this! Please let me know what you think! I mean, just let me know you're at least reading it, at least!!