Klutz: Okay, it may only be the beginning of the day, but FAN-MAIL!

Monkey: Wait, crzygrl's not here yet.

Klutz: Who cares? She would want us to start without her if it means making the audience happy.

Monkey: She doesn't give a crap about the audience, though.

Klutz: Shhhhhhhhh……. Okay, Tohru, would you like to read the first one?

Tohru: Okay.

"-Azn-Grl-Twilight-Fan- 2008-12-15 . chapter 1

aw, it would've been awesome if you added the Yuki fanclub so they could swoon over Yuki and Edward"……

Klutz: Oww, painful. But, that does give me an……hahahahahaha, Yuki and Edward, why do you look like you've seen a ghost? Anyways, that gives me an idea.

Monkey: I wish Crzygrl were here to see this.

???: Oh, oh, oh. I have a dare. I dare Yuki to Kiss Crzyklutz.

Klutz: …………..Crzygrl, is that you?

Crzy: Okay, sure.

Monkey: Why are you doing in the audience?

Crzy: I wanted to see the show.

Klutz: There won't be a show, unless you get your crazy ass down here and play your part in said show!

Crzy: -shrugs, literately, jumps out of the bleachers and lands next to the two girls. - Happy?

Klutz: Not as long as you're alive. Sure am, buddy. By the way, did you take your medication today? Or your nap?

Crzy: Nope, the meds are in the sewer, and I need sugar before my nap. WHICH THIS PLACE HAS NONE OF!………….Hey, I have a question for Kyo. What ever happened to the cats that followed you around?

Kyo: They're swimming with the fishes.

Crzy: Oh, I want to swim with the fishes.

Klutz & Monkey: No you don't.

Crzy: Yes I do, why do you think my parents flushed my pills down the toilet?

Klutz & Monkey: -faint-

Crzy: S-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o. It looks like I'm doing today's show by myself. So sad, oh well, I'm over it. Uh, Bella! Do yo want to read the next one?

Bella: Sure,

ClumsyFox 2008-12-15 . chapter 2

This is HILARIOUS! I love all the characters, kinda iffy on Akito tho, *i think IT'S a girl...* Can't wait for more!"

Crzy: It looks like the people have spoken. Shigure, IT'S A GIRL!

Shigure: WOO! Wait, what?

Crzy: We just found out you're not gay, because your boyfriend is really your girlfriend.

Shigure: My head hurts.

Crzy: Good, mine does, too. Talking about the earlier fan-mail, BRING OUT YUKI'S FAN CLUB!

Yuki: -Twitching eye- what?

Crzy: Uh huh. Hey, Motoko, how are you?

Motoko: Shut your face.

Crzy: -shaking w/ anger- Do. Not. -…

Yuki: What are they doing here?

Fan club: YUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crzy: AHH! –Leaps out of the way-

Edward: So this is the fan club you're so scared of.

Motoko: Omg, he's so cute!! Wonder how he knows Yuki…Who's that slut-like person next to him?

Edward: -growls- What. Did. You. Just. -…

Crzy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, So, that's what you think? Weird, that's pretty much what you are.

Motoko: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Crzy: Heh, heh, heh. You're so funny. I wish I can kill you. BUT, that's against my parole.

Others: You're on parole?

Crzy: Not yet! We need a random dare! But, I only had one. AND that wasn't even a dare, more like a request!

Random person: I dare Crzygrl to make out with Shigure!

Crzy: -asthma attack?- WHAT! DID! YOU! JUST! SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! –goes into random closet and gets………………………………………

CRZY: Srry, gotta end it here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED DARES! SONGS! QUESTIONS! ETC…