A/N: Thanks to Cryptvokeeper for the idea! Also, it was requested through PM that I use typing quirks of the trolls while I write. Leave a review on what you think. I'll go by majority whether I will or not.

Dare 2: Karkat: Show everyone your blood.

"NOOOO!" Karkat yelled, pulling the sleeves of his sweater farther down than they already were. He attempted to pull it over his head as well, but that only revealed his stomach, which he quickly covered.

"Oh, come on, Karkat," Terezi grinned, wrapping her arms around his shoulders, "I've always wanted to smell your blood!" She laughed, sharp teeth displayed proudly.

"I would rather not be around when the blood was shown," Equius frowned, folding his arms, "it might make me sick."

Nepeta just smiled, "Oh, Equius, it's just Karkitty. Why would he make you sick?" She asked.

Equius sighed, "You still seem to not understand the STRONG importance of the hemospectrum, Nepeta."

"Explains your quite close friendship with a lowblood, Equius." Vriska grinned slyly.

"Look who's talking." Kanaya said.

Vriska narrowed her eyes.

"Come on, Karkat," Dave joined Terezi at his side, "do it for the chocolate goodness."

"I'm not going to have to eat the one that was shoved down Eridan's pants, am I?" Karkat looked horrified at the thought, but Sollux only laughed. What an evil genius he was.

"Where is Eridan, anyway?" Feferi asked.

Sollux shrugged. "Who cares? Probably trying to get all of the Klondike Bar off his bone bulge. That stuff was unbelievably cold."

"WILL SOMEONE ANSWER ME?"

"No, Karkat, I have other Klondike Bars." Dave said, holding up another one.

"Where do you even get those?"

"... I might've gone back in time to go to earth and get some actually good food."

"And you didn't bother to tell our past selves not to play the game?" John asked.

"..."

"Oh my God."

Rose and Jade facepalmed at the same time. Facepalm combo X2!

"Smooooooth." Karkat rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, cause you're just Mr. Smooth, Karkat."

"I'm smoother than a human grub's ass!"

"That's disgusting."

"Karkat, are you going to show us your pretty blood or not?" Terezi asked, getting bored with the conversation.

Karkat groaned, "Fine..." He said hesitantly, getting his sickle. He rolled up his sleeve, putting the point to his gray skin. "How much?"

"Just so everyone can see it." Dave pulled out a camera.

"What is that? What in the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Blackmail option if ever needed. Karkat's a red-blooded emo."

"I hate you."

"Likewise."

"Just do it already!" Terezi exclaimed, now getting impatient.

"That's what she sa-"

"SHUT UP!"

Sighing, Karkat quickly drew the point of the sickle across his wrist, a bead of red blood escaping. Terezi quickly licked it up.

"Terezi!"

"What? It tastes like candy! Do it more, Karkat!"

Growling, Karkat did it again, this time the cut increasing in size. Terezi excitedly began eating it like a liquid treat.

"Uh... Karkat? You can stop cutting now." John said.

Karkat raised an eyebrow, looking at his wrist. "OH FUCK!"

"Motherfucker, I think you overdid it a bit." Gamzee said.

"Call troll 911!" Tavros exclaimed.

About two minutes later, Karkat ended up fainting, and despite his STRONG protest, Equius' towels were used for stopping the bleeding.