Tales of the IT Marines
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"Vox link established. This is Brother Techmarine Darnellius. How may I help you today?"
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"MY WEAPONS ACHE FOR THE THIRST OF BLOOD! MY AXE IS CLOGGED WITH THE FLESH OF A THOUSAND SERVANTS OF THE FALSE EMPEROR! FIX IT FOR ME!"
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"I'm sorry, but we are currently unable to supply service to the Traitor Legions."
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"YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CROSSED THE LIKES OF KHORNE, LOYALIST FILTH!"
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"If you found our service unsatisfactory, please file a complaint with your nearest Munitorium Union Head. Until then, please submit yourself to the nearest Imperial Shrine for sanctifying and purgation. Have a pleasant day."
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"NOBODY SPEAKS TO A SERVANT OF KHORNE IN SUCH A MATTER! WE SHALL TEAR THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES, TECHMARINE!"
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*Call has been disconnected.*
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"YOU THINK YOU ARE SO EASILY RID OF ME! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKU-"
*Call has been terminated.*