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Previously, on "When a Demon is Bored"
The movie paused, while everyone, except for Heather, stared at Hiccup in shock.
Heather smiled and broke the silence, "I knew you could do it."
Present
Hiccup: Oh, I hit it! YES! I HIT IT! Did anybody see that?
Cheers broke out throughout the room, Stoick boomed above them all, "That's my son! Haha, I'm so proud of him!" Heather had been proud of him too, although she didn't voice the thought.
[A Monstrous Nightmare crawls up the ledge and crushes Hiccup's bola launcher.]
The cheers immediately faded away, replaced by looks of fear.
Hiccup: Except for you.
[A shrill cry sounds from the hill, and catches Stoick's attention. He turns to see the
Monstrous Nightmare chasing Hiccup, sighs, and gets up to go help him.]
Vikings groaned, although Hiccup may have shot down a Night Fury, but that doesn't mean his strength had changed what so ever. Judging by how the others viewed Hiccup, Going hand-to-hand against a Monstrous Nightmare means death.
Heather tensed and gripped the armrests.
Stoick: Do NOT let them escape!
Spitelout: Right!
[Hiccup runs behind a torch pole and hides, just as flames reach around the corner. He looks behind it and on the other side, the Nightmare opens its jaw to Hiccup to pieces. But Stoick prevents it by kicking the beast and rolls back to defend himself. He then straightens his helmet and prepares himself.]
The vikings chuckled. Even in Battle, Stoick had to make sure his helmet is up right. With Stoick the Vast to the rescue, there's no way Hiccup could die. Heather relaxed too as she sat back into her seat
[The dragon tries to breathe fire, but coughs up only a few drops of flaming liquid instead, having exhausted its shots]
Stoick: You're all out.
[Stoick promptly defeats the Nightmare, which quickly flees. Stoick then turns to the burning torch pole's stem.]
Hiccup (v.o.): Oh, and there's one more thing you need to know...
[The torch pole collapses, revealing Hiccup behind it. Then the torch tumbles down into the village, leaving ruins in its wake. The torch rolls onto the Nadders Stoick netted earlier, freeing them. The dragons manage to escape, hauling off most of Berk's food and livestock.]
Vikings groaned and muttered curses at the dragons on screen, a few subconsciously cursed Hiccup for all their misery. Hiccup, meanwhile, excused himself to go to the outhouse, or restroom, as demon calls it, to hide from his fellow vikings.
Hiccup: Sorry, Dad. Okay, but I hit a Night Fury.
[Stoick grabs Hiccup by the back of his shirt and drags him towards his house.]
Hiccup: It's not like the last few times, Dad! I mean, I really actually hit it! You guys were busy and I had a very clear shot. It went down, just off Raven Point. Let's get a search party out there, before it—
Stoick: STOP! Just... stop. Every time you step outside, disaster follows. Can you not see that I have bigger problems? Winter's almost here and I have an entire village to feed!
The vikings really have to agree with Stoick here, sure, they're glad Hiccup proved himself and shot down the unholy offspring of lightning and death itself, but it's not going to help if they all starve to death.
Hiccup: Between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding, don't ya think? (A viking at the back rubs his stomach as if to say "Are you calling me fat?")
Stoick: This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Why can't you follow the simplest orders?
Hiccup: (With several hand gestures) I can't stop myself. I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.
There were a few "no you're not."
Stoick: (sighs) You are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them. Get back to the house. (To Gobber) Make sure he gets there. (Gobber gently slaps Hiccup's head) I have his mess to clean up.
[Then Stoick walks away, leaving Hiccup to suffer the teens' taunts]
Ruffnut: (laughing)
Tuffnut: Quite the performance.
Snotlout: I've never seen anyone mess up that badly. That helped!
[Astrid looks at Hiccup sympathetically]
Hiccup: Thank you, thank you. I was trying, so...
[Gobber pushes Snotlout to the ground]
Snotlout: Ow!
[Scene changes to Hiccup and Gobber, walking up to the house.
Hiccup: I really did hit one.
Gobber: Sure.
Hiccup: He never listens.
Gobber: Well, it runs in the family.
The villagers lean close, hoping to catch every single word Hiccup says. After all, they've never heard Hiccup's opinion on the chief.
Hiccup: And when he does, it's always with this... disappointed scowl. Like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich. (Reaches the house, turns around and starts to mimic Stoick)Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms. Extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!
Roars of laughter could be heard coming from the theater, Alvin loudest among them.
Gobber: (With several hand gestures) Now, you're thinking about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup: [Sarcastically] Thank you for summing that up.
Gobber: Look, the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not.
Hiccup: (Opening the door) I just want to be one of you guys.
[Hiccup then close the door, Gobber leaves, but then Hiccup was shown opening the backdoor, escaping the house, he stumbles, almost falls, but then straightens himself and resume to the woods. The scene then cuts to the Great hall, where everyone is gathered]
The vikings cheered, Hiccup is going after that dragon! He's going to kill it for the village!
Stoick: Either we finish them, or they'll finish us! It's the only way we'll be rid of them! If we find the nest and destroy it, the dragons will leave. They'll find another home! (grabs a knife and stabs, on the map, a dragon) One more search. Before the ice sets in.
Viking: Those ships never come back.
Stoick: We're Vikings! It's an occupational hazard! Now who's with me?
[murmurs were heard)
Viking: Today's not good for me. I've gotta do my axe returns.
Stoick: (skeptical) Alright. Those who stay will look after Hiccup.
[Instantly everyone raised they hands]
Phlegma: To the ships!
Spitelout: I'm with you, Stoick!
Vikings looked down in shame, now that they looked at it, they've never treated Hiccup well. And they had hated him so much that they rather risk death then look after him.
Stoick: That's more like it.
[the meeting then finished, viking going their separate ways home.]
Gobber: Right, I'll pack my undies.
Stoick: No, I need you to stay and train some new recruits.
Gobber: [Sarcastically] Oh, perfect. And while I'm busy, (Stoick sits down besides him) Hiccup can cover the stall. Molten steel, razor sharp blades, lots of time to himself... what could possibly go wrong?
Stoick: Ugh, what am I going to do with him, Gobber?
Gobber: Put him in training with the others.
Stoick: No, I'm serious.
Gobber: So am I.
Stoic: He'd be killed before you let the first dragon out of its cage.
[multiple hand gestures are getting used throughout the argument]
Gobber: Oh, you don't know that.
Stoick: I do know that, actually.
Gobber: No, you don't.
Stoick: No, actually, I do.
Gobber: No, you don't!
Vikings chuckled, and Spitelout called out, "Do you guys do this often?"
Stoick: Listen, you know what he's like. From the time he could crawl he's been... different. He doesn't listen, he has the attention span of a sparrow... I take him fishing and he goes hunting for... for trolls!
Gobber said, "Trolls exist! They steal your socks. But only the left ones. What's wrong with that?
Gobber: Trolls exist! They steal your socks. But only the left ones. What's with that?
Vikings roared with laughter as the on-screen Gobber repeated what the real Gobber had said
Stoick: When I was a boy...
"Gobber rolled his eyes, "Here we go again."
Gobber: Oh, here we go.
Stoick: My father told me to bang my head against a rock, and I did it. I thought it was crazy, but I didn't question him. And you know what happened?
"You got a headache."
Gobber: You got a headache.
Stoick: That rock split in two. It taught me what a Viking could do, Gobber. He could- He could crush mountains, level forests, tame seas! Even as a boy, I knew what I was, what I had to become. Hiccup is not that boy.
Gobber: You can't stop him, Stoick. You can only prepare him. Look, I know it seems hopeless. But the truth is you won't always be around to protect him. He's going to get out there again. He's probably out there now.
Hiccup, who just came back from the rest room, said, "What did I miss?" He then stumbled into his seat the moment Heather told him that He going to dragon training.
[Scene cuts to Hiccup trekking through the forest, He looks hopefully from his hand drawn map to the place in front of him. But it's just another normal clearing. He draws yet another "X" on his map. Then got frustrated and scribbled all across the book and then slammed it shut.]
Hiccup: Oh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug. No, not me. I manage to lose an ENTIRE DRAGON?!
[He hits a branch out of his way but it came flying back to hit him is the face.]
Hiccup: Ow!
Some people laughed at his misfortune while others looked at him sympathetically.
[But then Hiccup took a careful look at his surrounding and realized that the trees above him were damaged, looks like something big, such as a certain dragon, crashed here.]
Almost everybody instantly held his or her breath. This is it, a historical moment. Their heir will get rid of the Night Fury once 'n for all! Heather is glad for Hiccup because he now can be accepted into his tribe. Alvin, Astrid, and Dagur are mad because they didn't get to kill the Night Fury. And Hiccup just couldn't believe that I could finally fulfill his dream.
[Hiccup skid down the crater and climbed up on the other side, but as soon as he peaked his head out and sees the night Fury, He ducked back into the crater and readies himself.]
I was going to stop here but I felt, oh well, might as well finish it and get the first encounter over with, so your welcome; p.
People cheered. (Expect a certain chief [Alvin] a certain heir [Dagur] and a certain shield maiden [Astrid].) He found it! He found the Night Fury!
[Hiccup slowly peaks over the hill again and then fumbles for his dagger. He then slowly approaches the downed dragon.]
Hiccup: Oh wow, I did it. Oh, I did it! This fixes everything! Yes! I have brought down this might beast!
[Hiccup plants his leg of the seemingly dead dragon's arm, only to get shoved back.]
Hiccup: Whoa!
Everybody held their breath, waiting for Hiccup to kill the beast.
[Hiccup adjusts his dagger]
Hiccup: I'm gonna kill you, dragon. I will cut out your heart and take it to my father. I am a viking. I am a VIKING!
[He raises his dagger but then peaks at the dragon. The dragon stared at Hiccup for a while, then accepts its fate and closes its eyes, whimpering. Hiccup closes his eyes and raises his dagger once again, but then lowers it.]
There were a few "What are you doing?!"
Hiccup: I did this.
"That's right, you did!" Stoick yelled. "Now kill the dragon!" Mean while the real Hiccup kept still in his seat, deep in thoughts. Heather glanced at him worriedly.
[The dragon suddenly opened his eye, alerted by a noise. Hiccup is cutting the dragon loose.]
"This is outrageous!"
"Are you letting the dragon go?!"
[Hiccup cuts the final rope loose, The dragon turned the tables on him immediately and pinned Hiccup in his claws]
"Hiccup the Useless," Snotlout sneered. " Age 15, killed by the Night Fury."
[hiccup stared into the Night Fury's emerald green eyes. Then the dragon roared in his face and lopsidedly flew off. Hiccup gets up, tries to walk home, but whimpers and faints.]
Silence.
Absolute silence.
Finally Hiccup spoke, "I know why Mt future self let the Night Fury go, and I completely agree with him."
"Hiccup Haddock! You're not my son!"
Acting out of anger, Stoick lunged at the boy, wanting to strangle him
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