Your POV

You wake up at... you don't fucking know what time it is. You sit up and stretch. Something feels... off. You then notice how you smell. You need to bathe... like now. You get up and run to the bathroom. Under the sink there are three boxes of soap, a stack of white towels, and a few brushes. You pick up the towels, and study them.

'They don't look too rotten..' you say. You grab two towels and a bar of soap from the box. You then strip and head down to the river. When at the calm steady river you get in the water and look at your reflection. You look at yourself in shock and you choke on your words. Finally you find the word your looking for.

"T.A.R.D.I.S.!" you call.

'Yes, Master?' she says. You look at her wide eyed.

"What the hell are these?!" you say and point to your breast. In under 12 hours T.A.R.D.I.S. had transformed your awkward, chubby, flat-chested body into, the body of a busty angel.

'Master those are breast.' she says.

"Yes I know that, but how did they get here?! Less then 12 hours ago, I had the body of a fucking mortified platypus, Now- " you turn to look at yourself.

"I have boobs." you finish.

'Master (Y/N) new body is a gift from T.A.R.D.I.S..' she says. You look over to her confused.

"A gift?"

'For when master (Y/N) finds her heart.' she says again.

'What dose she mean by finds her heart?... And why the hell is she calling me master?!' you say to yourself. You deiced just to be great full for the body, and not look a gift horse- or gift T.A.R.D.I.S. - in the mouth. It was still weirding you the fuck out. How the hell did she turn your into a busty beauty? magic? Science? Some weird type of alien shit? When you where taking a bath all you did was mess with your boobs. You poked at them, put soap on them, and just looked at them because that was pretty much all you could do. They were so fucking weird and bouncy. You were nearing he end of your bath and you were all soapy. You heard a clash of thunder, and looked up. You could have sworn that the sky was completely clear a second ago. You then feel the sudden urge to hide T.A.R.D.I.S. so you take her from her resting point next to you and hid her behind you. There is a final loud clap of thunder and you feel the ground shake. You look to your left and see a man with blond hair and and facial hair, with armor on, and was in a crouching position. You kind of stare at him in shock. Your eyes wide, your heart racing, and T.A.R.D.I.S. behind your back. When he stand up he looks at you. His face flushes a deep shade of red, that pretty much glows from behind his blond facial hair. He puts his face down to the ground and holds a hand to his face. You immediately realize that you were a young girl completely exposed with some strange man just standing next to you while you were naked. You start screaming, backing way from him ducking yourself behind a big rock.

"My sincerest apologies madam I didn't mean to intrude on anything I just-"

"PERVERT! HELP! HELP!" you scream out. You start screeching and throwing rocks over at him.

"Uh... Tony we have a problem." you here another voice say. You look up to the tree stretching over the water a little ways. You see a man sitting on a branch. You through stones at him too. Out of no were a women with fiery red hair come running over to the bridge.

"Hey! Hey! Take it easy!" she says. You look over to her your heart pounding and you scared shitless. Your breath gets heavy as you look at her.

"My name is Agent Romanoff. Were not here to harm you... we just are looking for something." she says. You duck behind a rock.

"What is 'something'?" you ask. You already new exactly what 'something' was and you would be damned if you let anything hurt T.A.R.D.I.S.! You see them extange glances. Then 'Natasha' starts to speak again.

"Well... its a blue cube about-" she made a gesture with her hands "-this big." she says. Your heart races and you back into the rock.

"A lotta fuss over a cube." you say. You were a talented liar, you could probably fool this women into thinking that you had no idea what she was talking about.

'Then again she is a government agent...' you say.

"Well its a little bit more then 'just' a cube..." she says.

"Look how about you get out of the water and we can just-"

"Natasha look out she has the tesseract!" you hear a voice call from above. Everyone pulls out there weapons. You panic and don't know what to do, but the immediate thing you do is through T.A.R.D.I.S. up into the air and yell-

"T.A.R.D.I.S. hide!" with a sudden blue flash, she had vanished.

"Were did you send it?!" you heard a women's voice yell. You grin a devious little smile.

"Somewhere safe." you say in the quietest of voices.

********************************************S.H.E. I.L.D. headquarters************************************** **

You sat in the cell with cuffs on your hands and your mouth shut tight.

"Now I'm gonna ask you once again... were is the tesseract." the man with the eye-patch asked. You didn't reply. He sighs then turns over to the one way mirror.

"Tony your turn." he says. You see a man who looks exactly like Robert Downy Jr come into the room. The man with the eye-patch goes off, and your left off with this so called Tony Stark.

"So (Y/N) right? I did a little bit of research on you... and guess what I found?..." he ask. You turn to him and give him a raised eye-brow, as if to say-

'Try me, bitch.'

Tony looks mildly irritated, at your response. You know him from the one movie you have ever watch with him in it and you know damn well, that he dose not like to be out sarcastict.

"Well I found that you- according to S.H.E.I.L.D. files -don't exists. Now why is that?" he says then gives you a stern look. You give him a slight chuckle.

"That's because I don't. Well... at least not in this world, I don't." you say.

"So dose that make you some sort of alien?" he ask.

"Nope." you say quickly.

"I don't understand you said you were from another world." he says. You give another little chuckle.

"I don't recall ever saying that. I do remember saying that 'I don't exists on this world', which is an entirely different thing." you say. You his face get angry.

"Look chick. If the tesseract-"

"Her name is T.A.R.D.I.S." you say

"Look its called the tesseract. And its a thing not a her." he yells. You look over at the man who claimed to be Tony Stark. Your face is one of outrage and annoyance.

"Look jack-ass!" you say and slam you your hand on the table getting up and leaning to him.

"I don't give a flying fuck what you want to call her ,but she answers back as T.A.R.D.I.S. and that's what I'll call her!" you yell at him. He looks at you shocked. You hear a velvety voice chuckle from the door-way.

"I like her." you hear him say. You look over to see a man. Hes relatively tall and slim. He has has sleek jet black hair, is stylishly dressed, and emerald green eyes that make me want to melt. He looks like he just got out of the shower. Small drops of water drip down from his hair, framing his face perfectly.

"Criminal meet Criminal." he says. Next thing you know your being left alone with the most dangerous criminal in the world.