Revya and Gig had made it to Astec no problem.
'I still think you stepped on someone..they had such a dirty mask.'
'Gig your going crazy. I stepped over a couple of rocks. Maybe even dead bodies, who knows? But the point is it was probably the wind.'
'Some how I doubt it...I wonder if the wind is clean?'
As they arrived to the gate of Astec some sepp guy came over. "Hey you there!"
"Yeah wha-"
"Thats right you! Do you have a referral?"
"I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY SENTENCE!!" Revya yelled at the blonde sepp. He shrugged, "Does it look like I care about that?" the sepp asked dully.
"Ew! Look at that guy!? He's discustting! Hey kid sterrilize him for me will yeah?" Gig yelled. The guy looked around. "WW-Where'd that voice come from!?" he gasped. "Oh god. Don't tell me your scared of a voice? Are you that dumb?"
Revya looked around. Then she realized that british like voice came from the sepp guy. "Wait what? Two voices? Ok author what is this!? I thought I was the only special one!?" Revya yelled to the sky. "You are special...in more than one way..." a girls voice (the author) came from the sky. Revya glared at her, "Stupid little..."
"I am not dumb! Why do you always insult me?!" the sepp guys texas like accent came back.
"I insult you because you ARE an idiot. Now why won't you just die!?" the most likely smarter british like voice snapped back.
"OH...I get it..."
The guy looked at Revya. "W-What?! N-NO YOU DON'T! Its not like I'm a-"
"Your skitzofrenic aren't you?"
"WHAT?! No I'm not!" he yelled. "Yeah you are." Suddenly a guy dressed in white came out...but...with red hair. "Levin...thats his name? Levin? Thats gay..." the red head read a script.
The sepp named Levin stared at the guy next to him.
"Y-Your not Vitali!!" Levin gasped. The red flaming haired guy glared at him, "Of course not. I am the most bad assed overlord in the entire casmos! Zetta!" he grinned. Revya nodded, "Ok then why are you here if your so bad assed? By the way my ass is better than yours." she pointed at her butt.
"I'm here replacing Vitali because he's to boring. And you don't even HAVE an ass!" he pointed. Revya started to tear up ,"S-S-SHUT UP!!!" She yelled.
"Whats going on out here? Hey your not Vitali." a man with glasses and was rich looking came out riding on another guy. "B-Brother...w-would you be so kind...a-as to getting off me..?" a man asked. The rich guy didn't listen of course. "Master Christophe!" Levin (both halfs) gasped. Zetta sighed, "Man how did I get this bit?" he muttered sadly.
The guy named Christophe looked at Revya. "Who's this person?" he asked. Levin was about to talk when he noticed Revya glaring at him. "What?" the two halfs asked. "I was guessing which crazy person in your head would talk first." She answered.
"Uggh, you are so annoying!" the british one said. "Master Christophe, This chick ("Dont call me that freak!") was insulting me and then I herd that weird voice." Levin explained.
Christohpe sighed, "I hear a weird voice very day. I think its coming from the top floor but I'm to scared to look..."
Everyone stared at him for a minute. "Anyway! You look like a smart boy-"
"I'M A GIRL YOU ASS!"
"-I'll invite you to dinner for no apparent reason. Now off Cuthburt!" Christophe whipped Cuthburt to go, and they were off.
"I'm sure this should be enough food to your pleasing." Christophe said as mountians of food came. Revya almost drooled at how delicious it looked. But when she bit it it tasted like ash. "WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!?"
"AAHHH! GERMS GERMS! GET THEM OFF MY TONGUE GERMS!!" Gig and Revya cried at the same time.
"I made that. It came from the bottom of my brothers heart!"
Revya jumped as a women with blonde hair and horns appeared randomly beside her (alittle to close to be persise)
"Oh why Euphoria. I didn't see you there." Christophe smiled. Euphoria didn't pay any attention to him. She was to busy staring at Revya in a dreamy way. "Your skin is so soft." she smiled. Revya was now disturbed with both Euphoria's last sentence and the fact she was touching her face. "Ehem T-thanks. Have you ever herd of a persons space? Cuz your in my bubble lady." she backed away.
"HO your so cute!" Euphoria then hugged Revya. "GAH! GET OFF ME!" Revya screamed in terror. "Haha! Looks like you attract more then just crap." Gig laughed.
"Technically she is crap." Christophe said.
"Brother!"
Everyone turned (except Euphoria she was to busy snuggling with Revya) to see Danette holding him by his collar (Cuthburt had a black eye, missing teeth, and no cash on his credit card.) while I the narrorator (Revyn) barged in.
"Great the failure hero is back with the stupid moron. Why couldn't you just stay with that idiot of an excuse for a World Eater?" she asked trying to prey Euphoria off. Danette kicked Cuthburt in some dirt that was on the floor. "How could you leave us! You are so- HA! FOOD!"
"Danette I wouldn't-...actually no. Get germs on you." Revya smiled evily. But Danette actually ate the food. This made Euphoria very upset, for she made that for Revya and no one else.
"Hey! Thats for my lovely doll face you fat cow!" She kicked Danette. But that didn't stop her at all.
"Doll face? God kill me now! Better then that let ME kill everyone!" Revya complained. "Christophe cleared his throat." I (Revyn the narrorator) said.
"Does he always do that?" Christophe asked Revya looking at me oddly. I then waved at him. "Yeah, he's the failure hero. Also the narrorator of this pathedic excuse for a fan fiction."
"Your breaking the fourth wall again!" Gig yelled.
"Alright then. Anyway I have a favor to ask of you."
Everyone's attention went on-
"REVYN SHUT UP!"
.....I went silent...
"Now that I have everyone's attention. Remember when I said I herd voices from above my bed room. Well I have a feeling it was the Nereids. They have also said the they were bullying the World Eater and also gambling illigally with it."
Danette and myself looked at eachother and put the money behind our backs. "G-gambling? How silly. Hehehe" I grinned weakly.
"Gambling? Thats horrible!" Euphoria then squeezed Revya tighter making her face go blue. "But my doll face doesn't gamble! Thats why I love her so much. I love her so much I could..." she went closser to Revya's face. "HEY HEY! BAD TOUCH!" Revya screamed. "NO YOU HAVE GERMS!!" Gig screamed like a girl.
"My sister senses are tingling!" Levin and Zett- I mean VITALI barged into the room.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF OUR SISTER!"
"Get her to stop ASSULTING ME!"
After Levin pried his sister off Revya, she finally got a chance to breathe.
"Perfect timing. I still don't know who you are but whatever (Zetta point) the case. These two are now your slaves."
"I'm not a slave to anyone!" Levin said. It was both personalities this time.
"Hold up! If your coming with us we need names for the two of your stupid accent like personallities." Revya said standing on the far side of the room from Euphoria (who was being held back my Cuthburts unconcious body).
"We don't need names because theres only ONE of us!" Levin said.
"Ok texas hic will be Levin one." Revya pointed.
"Hah, you just got called a hic." the other Levin personality laughed. "Ok your Levin two."
"What?! Why am I the second one?"
"Because I said so." Revya glared.
"Fine then I guess that means I'm better." Levin two laughed. "What!? No you aren't!" Levin one snapped at him. "Yeah, First the worse second the best and third the golden bird. Duh."
"Wait...who's the golden bird?" Danette asked. "Not you." Everyone pointed. Danette then started crying and ran out to the beach.
"Ok now GET OUT!" Christophe kicked them out.
As the group went after Danette (she had money from gambling) a shadow stared at them from the bushes...
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To be continued!
Sorry for the late update...wait I had this planed? What ever. Enjoy!