Me: Sorry for the long update folks but I was bombarded with homework. Not that basketball helped. Ok I know you think I'm obsessed but I just have to do this song. And it will not be the last of their songs either. I will do the request next chapter. Thanks to all my reviewers. You made me smile even while doing French!

Yzak: Shut up about your life and get on with it!

Me: Well aren't we touching, you guys I think we should cut him off from the alcohol.

Cagalli: I second that, I'm scared for life of that image of him singing that song!

Athrun: I got pictures and a video!

Yzak: I swear one day I'm gonna kill you Zala.

Athrun: You're just jealous because I was uncool before uncool was cool!

Me: SHUT UP! Ok on with the show!

Dearka: OK we are back! Tonight we have a special performance by nicol! And he will be singing a song he wrote all by himself! (Not really though, I'm just saying that…) please but your hands together for Nicol Amarfi!

Applause

Nicol walk up on stage wearing a green elf suit that is very small. Oh and it has bells on it! (Ok all of this song is sung by him so there is really no need to but his name a whole bunch of times)

Nicol: Hem hem………

I'm only two inches tall
a lima bean's a meal for me!
I'm only small but
I can sing a sunny song
And here is my backpack made of bark
I made it from the things I find on the forest floor
so much more
for free
like sticks and leaves
I'm just a tiny guy in the world
But I might be an elf
but I don't care
because I only want to sing, and sing, and SING!
-coughs for about 10 seconds
Excuse me,
I didn't mean to cough
But you see it's very cold
Sleeping in a hollow log
I have to watch out for the bullfrogs
Because they think I am a beetle
And they snatch me in their gullet
I can't breath!
I'm so tiny in this world of nightmares!
I'm so tiny in this world for me!

10 minutes later

Dearka: Make sure you don't hit his head on anything. That would only make matters worse. Ok well while nicol is being loaded into the ambulance thing please have a drink on the house.

Nicol: NO I DON'T WANT TO GO! THE BULLFROGS WILL FIND ME THERE! WHY AM I SO SMALL!

Dearka: Don't worry Nicol we'll visit you tomorrow and guess what! You get a nice padded cell were the bull frogs wont be able to get you.

Nicol: I WANT MY MOMMY!

Dearka: Oh boy

Haha ok so there it was. And yes nicol has been sent to the loony bin, I mean place for insane people, I mean.. oh screw it. Any way yes this is another Sifl & Olly song, and it is not the last. The next one I think will be candy shop. Please feel free to request ANYTHING! It doesn't even have to be funny! Please review! It's much appreciated!