Chapter three

I smiled at the men in the room as I walked towards the table to ask for their orders. I ruffled Alecs' hair as I sauntered up behind him. He leaned his head back and glared playfully at me.

"Didn't I tell you to stop using the damn tazer while on shift? You're killing me here Bells!" He moaned. I laughed. The men at the table watched our interaction with rapt attention.

"Correct me if I'm wrong Mr. Boss Man, but...I am off shift...as of three minutes ago. Do you know what that means? That means that those two douches out there blocked me from coming to do my job for fifteen minutes! So I am now Fifteen minutes behind schedule, which means I am going to get home at least fifteen minutes later than I was already going to be! So excuse me for being less than impressed with their attempts to make me even later!" I rant back at Alec while going around the table taking orders. I was in a bad mood and nothing was going to change that. How dare they? I'm going to dead on my feet by the time I get home tonight!

"Eh, Bells, I know your pissed...and you have every right to be. I know this is all Janes fault..but...em...you might be kept even later" Alec muttered while cringing, obviously remembering the last time this happened. I made Alec give me two weeks paid vacation.

My shift had ended at eight. I didn't get off til four. In the morning. I had already worked the entire day as a waitress, bartender and cleaner. I had come in at six AM to clean and set up. While at night, solar eclipse is a club, during the day it is a respected place to hold private meetings. Businesses from all over the city book weeks in the advance to hold their meetings there. Why? I have no idea, but they do.

After cleaning I was a private bartender and waitress for three different meetings. I then had to set up the bar for the club. However, instead of going home at eight like I was supposed to, I then had to work Janes shift. I was on my feet for twenty two hours bar an hours break.

"What?" I ask, horrified. I would have to quit if this shit kept happening. I knew I didn't need the job, but for most part I enjoyed it. I had become close friends with Angela and Alec was a really great guy -to work for and in general. He would do anything for you if you were is friend or if you worked him.

"Well, its just, my boss got called away, and we can't start the meeting without him, so, you might be home later than you already thought." Alec said to me.

I groan as I make my way back to the bar to get the man their drinks. So far, none of them had spoken to me, but most were watching me with wary but curious expressions. I wan't impressed at all but I decided to mess with Alecs head. On returning to the table with the drinks, I mutter uninteligable words for most part, but when I get around towards Alec, I begin to whisper, "stupid...douche..better get over-time..vacation time...pregnant with his baby...being mean to his baby-mama...told me we were going to be married...loved me...meant to be together.."

The men gasped as I passed when they heard "My heartbreaking muttering", their eyes widening as they process what I was saying. By the time I got to the bottom of the table, to were Alec was sitting the other men were under the impression that I was pregnant with Alecs child and that he had made false promises about love and marriage. I smiled to myself, serves him right. I would eventually tell the men that I was messing with their heads, but not until Alec apologised for messing with my sleep pattern. Again.

When Alec saw my smile he paled. He watched me carefully, searching my eyes for something. I'm not sure what he was looking for but I know what he saw. Mischief, pride, smugness, and some humour would be evident, of that I was sure.

Alec groaned. He knew I had done something, something that he knew was going to make him regret letting me start to work here.

" What did you do?" He asked quietly, though I knew the others were listening.

"What do you mean? I didn't do anything...baby-daddy" I replied, a sly smirk on my face.

"Come on, I know you did someth-What? What did you just call me? Baby-daddy? What are you talking about? What do you mean?" He questioned, paniced, he voice rising . I laughed. He was already regreting it. He knew I could do it again, and thats what I wanted. I wanted him to know that I didn't appreciate his girlfriend messing with me.

I give him a look. He looks at the table, he knew I was pissed that this happened to me again. I didn't deserve this and I didn't know what it was that I had done to make Jane hate me so much.

"Look, I'm sorry, I'll tell her to get her act together or I'll give her the boot. She can like it or lump it. But please, just tell them that I'm not your 'baby-daddy' ok? That can really mess with a guys image!" Alec whined.

I squealed. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! And listen, if you ever giv her the boot, I know a great girl, you two would really hit it off! She's tall, beautiful, funny, smart, the perfect girl!" I turn to the men at the table "I'm not pregnant, I've never slept with Alec-he's not my type-and he never promised me love or marriage, I was messing with his head." I state. Clearly, the men at the table didn't quite understand that I was trying to teach Alec a lesson, however the did find the relief that flooded Alecs face to be humourous. They all laughed. Even Alec began to find the humour in it and joined in with the laughing. I turned and headed back to the bar to begin to make the sandwiches that I would serve with the drinks. As I turned, a voice from behind me spoke.

"I'm glad you all find something funny, but I don't see the humour in the fact that my two best men are currently lying on the floor groaning! What the Hell is going on here?" The voice was angry. Very angry. I twirled around and faced the door. There, stood a man...a very good-looking man. He was tall, with strong, wide shoulders and a well muscled abdomin that could be seen through his grey shirt. He had dazzling green eyes and unruly bronze locks. He wore a grey shirt, black dress pants, some dress shoes-also in black- a leather jacket, that, might I add, fit very well. He was gorgeous.

"Whoops. That might me my fault..I tazered them" I reply sweetly, a look of innocence on my face.

The look of anger on the Gods face had quietened the men in the room, but my response had caused the God to go in a state of near-shock.

"You...tazered them?" He responed, his tone questioning.

"Uh huh!" My voice chipper and excited. "I took them down really easily! They went down like two big, dumb sacks of potatoes" I laugh for two reasons, the first that the look of shock,awe and anger on his face was hilarious, and the second was the fact that just after I spoke, Alec groaned loudly and began to bang his head against the wooded table, repeatedly, while asking God "why him".

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