S1E3: Get A Job!

They were both standing still.

"So what the fuck should we do?" Asked Peglet.

"I guess get a job?" Said Az.

*Short Intro*

Alianza Zombie and Peglet were walking around looking for a job.

(Mess Hall)

"No. I won't let you take my job." Glared Ciabeatriss.

"Bummer." Giggled Peglet.

(Pennys Pennies)

"Sorry Hun, But i can do everything myself! Plus i need the money to maintain my family!" Frowned Penny.

"Barnacles..." Az spoke.

(Construction Site)

Northwest of Sombil.

"Hmmm maybe Peglet but not you you scrawny little Zombie." Said a Cibearian with a construction hat.

"What!" They both yelled.

"YES I HAVE A JOB!" Peglet smiled.

"You start right now! Put on this and Get To Work!" He gave Peglet the Construction Hat.

"Sorry dude go look around! Later!"

Smiled Peglet wearing a yellow construction hat. In the background some metal shits squashed a small yellow bear.

Az left grumpy.

(South of Sombil)

Az was walking glumly.

"Do you need a job~" Whispered a masculine voice.

"Um yes?"

"Do you Want a Job~" The Voice said.

"Um...yes..."

"Do you-"

"Why are you talking like that."

Az talked to the window. The curtains closed and shit. "Knock the door~" Whispered the voice.

It was a brick house with a sing that said Sneak Residence.

Az knocked on the door.

The Door opened and-

(Sneak Residence)

Alianza Zombie walked forward and then was coiled by a large reptile, Yellow underbelly, Light Blue Scales and Red Eyes.

Az deadpanned. "Can't say i dont deserve this, havent i ever heard of stranger danger?"

"So you are the one that wanted a job huh~" He spoke.

"...um yes...how do you know?"

"I've been stalking You!"

"Stalkerlicious."

The Large Reptile grinned and licked him. "Lick, Lick, Lick, Ah that was delicious~" He moaned.

"...The fuck..."

He uncoiled himself from him.

"Undead type, interesting alright then i shall introduce myself! I am Sneaky The Sneak!"

"Just when i thought this town couldnt get weirder."

"I shall offer you a awesome job! You'll love it! Or do you prefer to live alone forever~"

"Fine wha-"

"Sing Here. You have Twenty Seconds~" Smirked Sneaky.

"WHAT I CAN'T READ ALL IN TWE-"

"TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!" He yelled.

Without thinking Az grabbed the pen Sneaky gave him and singed the contract he gave him.

"Yay! I now have a slave!" Sneaky yayed.

"You see here little Zombie boy, you singed your work shit thingy or sum, so you gotta work for me, for minimum wage for Four Years! And Live here! With Me! Lucky You Eh!" Smirked Sneaky.

"Must be a lot to take in ey? You can sleep in the floor! Also you cant break contracts! They are permanent~"

"...You...Fucker..." Az was flabbergasted.

"YOU TRICKED ME!" AZ screamed.

"Technically you had all the time you needed too read the contract, i can't give you a time limit ya silly." Smirked Sneaky.

Az glared at him.

Sneaky sweated. "Hey Eight Sombucks a week isn't that bad!"

Az walked towards him.

"I-i am higher level! You don't wanna fight me!" Sneaky sounded scared.

Az charged at him and!

Sneaky coiled around Az and pinned him to the ground, slowly squeezing him. "Told Ya~" He smirked. "I-can't-breathe-" Az gasped.

Then the door opened.

"Oh Hi Dad."Smiled Lemmy.

Sneaky uncoiled himself. "Son! How are ya!" Smiled Sneaky tapping his tail on Lemmys head.

Az was breathing heavily.

"Ah it's the loser! He even lost to my ball attack!" Smiled Lemmy.

"He is pretty weak. He might not be a good person to be your babysitter." Thought Sneaky.

"B-babysitter?" Asked Az.

"Yea you shall clean, cook and protect my poor little son!"

"I am only level four!" He smiled.

"Well i-i-i-i i am level One! I can't!"

Az pleaded.

"How about we train you tomorrow! Maybe you can level up with us! Wouldnt that be cool!" Smiled Sneaky.

"I guess i wou-"

"BALL!" Lemmy kicked his soccer ball into Az groin. He moaned in pain.

"Atta Boy! Good Shot Ha Ha!" Smirked Sneaky.

"Yay!" Smiled Lemmy.

"Let's eat Son." Smiled Sneaky.

"Yay!" Lemmy yayed.

Az was still sobbing.

(Upstairs)

"I never thought this day would come but here! Your very own bed!" Smiled Sneaky, he pointed at a bed on the floor with his tail.

"..More like blankets and a pillow.." Az frowned.

"Sleep well! Tomorrow you shall level up and become respectable! good night don't leave or go in our rooms!" Sneaky closed his door.

Az went downstairs and grabbed the exit door knob he was zapped and in! "ow..." whispered Az. He sighed.

He went upstairs and layed on the blanket, he slept.

(Morning)

Az woke up by himself. He walked downstairs. He saw Lemmy and Sneaky eating breakfast.

"You want some?" Asked Sneaky.

Az nodded. "Get It Yourself Ha Ha Ha Ha!" Laughed Sneaky. Az frowned, Sneaky looked at this. "Meh we have enough oh well come on sit here." Sneaky signaled a tower of pillows. Az shurged and sat there. They all ate.

"So after you do your first job you shall level up, First you must leave Lemmy to school. Easy right." Sneaky grinned.

"I guess." Az looked at Lemmy eating the Eggs.

"Now go i gotta do stuff!" Sneaky uwued

(Sombil)

Alianza Zombie was leaving with Lemmy for school. Lemmy was carrying a backpack. Az looked at him "Why do you always hit me with your ball attack..." Grumbled AZ.

"Well you're the only level one here, you are easy to take down!" Lemmy smiled.

"If i level up will i still be hurt by it?"

Alianza Zombie asked.

"Yes, but you might survive! So you should do that! This world here is Round! Kill or be Killed! Nah Just Kidding, Most places are peaceful!"

"What About The Fog."

"Oh yea. We will die." Lemmy smiled at him a hint of sadness in his eye. Az frowned.

They were both in front of the Sombil School. The wind was blowing and birds chirping.

"Welp! Thanks for leaving me guy! See ya later!" Smiled Lemmy was he went inside.

Az was left alone, he headed towards The Sneak Residence.

Not like he had better options.

"Yo Az you doing aight! You never came back yesterday." Peglet frowned.

"Oh hey Dude, yea i am fine i am living with Sneaky, He gave me a job." Az shrugged.

"Wow cool! Sneaky is a cool guy! You're lucky to work for him!"

"For Four Years..."

"Here in Round time goes faster! Ten Hours Day Time, Ten Hours Night Time! Only Three Hundred Forty Eight Days! Time shall be fast! You'll be fine!"

"So how was your day?" Asked Az.

"Oh Work was hard! But hey i got a good job! Good Pay! I am slowly gonna pay my debt! I am happy!"

"...cool..."

"Hey what's wrong?" Asked Peglet.

"...idk...hey do you wanna watch me train?" Asked Az.

"Sure i'll get a training dummy!" Peglet ran off.

Az looked at him funny as he went into The Hood, he walked towards The Sneak Residence bored.

(Sneak Residence)

Sneaky was... what was he doing.

"What are you doing?" Asked Az.

Sneaky gave a girly Scream he made his voice manly again. "The fuck do you want!"

"I left Your Son on School..."

"Cool."

"Arent you gonna help me level up?"

"i could...and i guess i should..."

The Doors slammed open.

"Did someone say Peglet!" Peglet walked smugly with a scared yellow cibearian with a red shirt.

"No we didn't."

"Hey Peglet!" Smiled Sneaky.

"Hey Az hey Sneaky! Az meet Poh!"

"Hey Poh!"

Muffled*

Silence.

"What did he say?"

"He said hi."

"You can understand him."

"Everyone can! It would be pretty hard if you were reading what he said but since he talks it, you can make it out, a bit muffled but good thing we arent reading it or sum."

Muffled Muffled muffled*

"Oh! Yea makes sense thanks Poh!" Az smiled.

Muffled muffled*

"He has such a way with words~" Smiled Sneaky dreamly

"Hey Sneaky can we use your backyard to train Az with Poh?"

Peglet asked.

"Sure."

"Let's go Az! Poh is Level Four! So this should be fun!" He smiled.

Az gave a chuckle, "Alright then."

They Four went outside in the backyard.

*Credits*