Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN POKéMON. After all, I'm a FanFiction writer, aren't I?
"Paul! Guess what?"
Said person sighed. He knew exactly what day it was, but he didn't want to be distracted.
"Paul! It's April Fool's Day today!"
"Really Reggie? I had no idea," Paul said sarcastically.
"Aren't you excited?"
"That's great…" Paul was currently absorbed in this article he was reading about trainers.
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Congratulations."
Sighing, Reggie left the house, probably to pull some pranks on his friends. Paul was left in the house alone.
A couple hours later, Paul had completely forgotten about his conversation with Reggie and had started watching re-runs of trainers' battles with the Elite Four.
Suddenly, Dawn suddenly came barging into his room.
"I need to talk to you!" she exclaimed hurriedly.
"Where the hell did you come from?"
"Outside."
"No duh."
"Anyway! I'm breaking up with you."
Paul's normally stoic face tensed up. "What? Why?"
"Because, I like Reggie."
"You what?" It was more of a statement than a question.
Dawn only shrugged. "He's nice, carefree, social, and he treats his Pokémon with lots of care." She sighed dreamily. "Isn't he just the best?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. We're over. Now go away."
"Aww, I thought your reaction would be funnier than that! I wanted to see Paul blow up!" whined Dawn. She currently had a pout on her face.
"Excuse me?"
"It's April Fool's Day today! Didn't you know that?"
Realization dawned on Paul's face as he remembered his conversation with Reggie earlier. "I really need to pay more attention to him," muttered Paul.
"What was that?" Dawn questioned.
"Never mind. And by the way, Troublesome, if you're going to prank someone, you shouldn't tell the truth immediately after."
Dawn frowned. "Why not?"
"It makes the situation less enjoyable," smirked Paul.
Dawn only shrugged. "He's nice, carefree, social, and he treats his Pokémon with lots of care." She sighed dreamily. "Isn't he just the best?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. We're over. Now go away."
"Aww, I thought your reaction would be funnier than that! I wanted to see Paul blow up!" whined Dawn. She currently had a pout on her face.
"Excuse me?"
"It's April Fool's Day today! Didn't you know that?"
Realization dawned on Paul's face as he remembered his conversation with Reggie earlier. "I really need to pay more attention to him," muttered Paul.
"What was that?" Dawn questioned.
"Never mind. And by the way, Troublesome, if you're going to prank someone, you shouldn't tell the truth immediately after."
Dawn frowned. "Why not?"
"It makes the situation less enjoyable," smirked Paul.
Dawn's face immediately lit up.
Yeah... Dawn and Paul are already dating... Because if I wrote a confession, it would probably be really OOC. Like, seriously. IKARISHIPPING OOC-NESS! Sometimes it's adorable, sometimes it's mushy, and sometimes it's awkward. Those are the three categories of life.
~ Suki-chan