Digimon/Bleach

Digital Bleach

Priest: "We gather here to say our goodbyes to the man who everyone knew as Kenyasha267."

Sano: "He was great, can't believe he's gone."

Yahiko: "I'm actually missing the short jokes."

Kenyasha267: "Huh? what are you guys talking about? I'm still here."

Sano: "You're alive!"

Yahiko: "You were gone for so long we thought you died!"

Sano: "Wait, if you're here what did we just bury?"

Kenyasha267: "My old hard drive. I'd say it's pretty dead. But now I have a working computer folks! Which means Digitial Bleach is going to continue. Those of you who actually waited all this time I'll do my best not to disappoint you. Alright shorty, on with the show!"

Yahiko: "Shorty?"

Kenyasha267: "I thought you missed my short jokes?"

Yahiko: "Grr... Kenyahsa267 does not own Digimon or Bleach. If he did this would have been aired a long time ago. Kenyasha267 also does not own any of the characters found in these great shows. He does however own Alba and Chad, not to be confused with Sado from Bleach, but if anyone wishes to use them feel free."

Kenyasha267: "Good work runt, right folks enjoy the fic and know that I will finish this if it is the last thing I do."

Digital Bleach chapter 3: Urahara explains everything!

"Hello everyone, my name is Urahara Kisuke. Pleasure to meet you." The man said.

"Urahara?" Davis asked. He was still confused by the sight of this man. If Gennai hadn't said anything, Davis would have never thought that this man knew anything. Plus he had that goofy grin which didn't help at all.

"Yes, you should stop by my store sometime-" Urahara began saying.

"This is not the time." The cat said.

"THE CAT SPOKE!!!" yelled all the digidestined.

"It's not that odd." Gatomon pointed out.

"Yes, well perhaps I shall get to the point. We know that your friend Kari was kidnapped by a group called the Shinigami. We also know that only the younger group can see the Shinigami. Why is this?" Urahara asked.

"Well, that one guy said something about spiritual awareness, is that why?" TK asked.

"Yes. Every person is born with a certain amount of spiritual awareness. Some are born with virtually none, some are born with the ability to sense spiritual beings, and still others are able to see spiritual beings. I have also noticed that under certain circumstances, spiritual awareness can be raised." Urahara explained. "However, the percentage of people who are actually able to see spirits is pretty low. With a group this size usually only one person may be able to see them. So, how can such a large group see them?"

"Good question." Yolie responded.

"My brain hurts." Davis said.

"Simple. Kari was born with high spiritual awareness. However, the ability didn't really start kicking in until about the time the younger group got together. Since she was spending so much time with your group, some of that awareness rubbed off. However, for some reason, Tai still cannot see spirits. This is probably because you had no spiritual awareness to begin with and Kari's influence was not enough." Urahara answered.

"Well, now that we have taken care of that, how do we get Kari back?" Tai asked.

"Quite simple, what would you do if say, an evil digimon had taken her?" Urahara asked.

"We would find the creep's hideout and give him a good whack!" Veemon shouted.

"Exactly, same with this situation." Urahara said.

"Wait, we don't know where she is or how to get there, so how do we find her?" Izzy asked.

"Well, if a Shinigami had taken her then your best bet would be Soul Society." Urahara answered.

"Soul wha?" Davis asked

"Soul Society, the place where pluses, good souls, go when they die. You call it heaven I beleive." said the cat.

"Wait a minute! You mean Kari was kidnapped and taken to the afterlife? How are we supposed to go there? Jump off a bridge?" Yolie asked thinking that the situation was getting crazier by the minute.

"Well that is one way, but don't you guys go to other worlds yourselves? You go through a doorway that exists on a computer of all things to get to a place you call the digital world. Do you think that there is no such door way to the Soul Society?" Urahara answered.

"It doesn't matter. Heaven, Soul Society, Digital World, it doesn't matter. I'll go after Kari no matter where she is. Now, can you get us there? TK asked.

"Yes, but it will take me a few days to open the doorway, you guys should train in the meantime." Urahara answered.

"But once we get there how will we know where to go?" Izzy asked

"Yoruichi here will guide you." Urahara answered.

"Yoruichi?" asked Ken looking around for the unseen guide.

"The cat" said the cat indicating where to look.

"You mean the cat is Yoruichi?" asked Ken.

"Yep." replied Urahara.

"Alright, cat power!" Gatomon said.

"You expect us to find my sister in the afterlife by following around some house cat!" Tai yelled

"This 'house cat' knows the Soul Society better than you know the back of your hand. I know it seems crazy but I'm your best bet if you want to get out of Soul Society alive." Yoruichi responded.

"Well that enough for one day. Meet back here in three days, by then the oor should be open allowing you access to the Soul Society." Urahara said.

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Kenyasha267: "Well that's it for now folks. See you next time."

Sano: (carrying a bible) "Soon too."

Kenyasha267: "Sano, what's the bible for?"

Sano: "I'm gonna make you swear to have chapter 4 up by next friday."

Kenyasha267: "Very well, expect chapter 4 up by next Friday. Until then."