AUTHOR'S NOTE: Thanks for all the support of this story. So for I have (after this one) Winnifred Banks, the Children, Ellen, and the dreaded Miss Andrew slated to appear. All suggestions are welcome. -Gungan Inquisitor of Rohan (your combination of Jar Jar, Umbridge, and Theoden)

ENTRY THREE: Bert

INFO

NAME: Herbert Alfred

SEX: Male

AGE: 26

BIRTHDAY: February 29th

FAMILY: Me Father (gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad)

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: In a relationship with Mary Poppins

INTERESTED IN: Women

LOOKING FOR: Friendship, Networking

HOMETOWN: Village of Downton

POLITICAL VIEWS: Liberal

RELIGIOUS VIEWS: Catholic

BIO: Me name is Bert, and I love Mary Poppins. I work as a Chimney Sweep, Chalk Artist, Kite Salesman, and any other way I can earn an honest pound.

EDUCATION: What?

EMPLOYER: Me-self

ACTIVITIES: Jolly Hollidays with Mary, Drawing, Returning lost children

MY FAVORITE THINGS: I choose me bristles with pride, yes I do

MUSIC: Whatever I happen to be humming on my way down the street

BOOKS: Don't own any

MOVIES: Lady and the Tramp

TV: If it's decent, I'll watch it. Who know, it might give me new employment ideas!

CONTACT INFO

IM SCREEN NAME: chiminyartistba

ADDRESS:

Small Apartment

London, England

WALL:

Post by the Maharajah

Greetings, Bert Alfred. When you passed the time of day with me and said your special word, I was wondering if I could ask you out to tea.

Post by Mary Poppins

Bert, you do own books, and you had a great education. Stop showing off for your chimney sweeping friends.

Post by Jane Banks

Heyyyyy Bert. Thanx so much for saving me n Michael. U r awesome! See u in the park! Ttyl!

Comment by Mary Poppins

Jane Winnifred Banks, I will thank you to write with proper English. I'd hate to think what would happen if more people talked that way. (George Banks likes this)

RECENT ACTIVITY

Herbert Alfred is now friends with George Banks, Albert Wigg, and 15 other people

"That's your Facebook page?" Mary Poppins asked indignantly.

"What's wrong with that, Mary?" Bert smiled.

"I'm posting on your wall, read it there," Mary snapped.

I should have never got her on here, Bert thought.