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You are Visitor number: Up yours
Blog Post Number: Three
Location: Sandvika (Not too far from my place)
Mood: Bored
Listening to:
Reading: These comments.
Watching: Reykjavik is attempting to smother her bird...that's fairly entertaining.
Eating: Fish and potatoes. (I used to survive off of fish, potatoes, rocks, and plundering. I gave up rocks and plundering, but I still love fish and potatoes.)
Drinking: Nothing.
Subject: Copenhagen (Johanne) is here to Muck up our blog post
Hei. Oslo here. And I'm in charge again.
But probably not for long, since Copenhagen is visiting. We've been locked in a house with Copenhagen and supplies. I think they want to see how long it is before we murder her. Well, more like Oslo murders her.
I murder her? I wouldn't.
(Not to quote Llamas in Hats, but you punched her 37 times in the chest. Don't lie, Oslo.)
I wouldn't!
Yes, you would.
What's this?
T_T Oh look, it's the idiot of the moment.
;A; Oslo, stop being cruel!
How about no?
Hey guys, I got a text from Ísland. He says that Stockholm and Helsinki were supposed to be here but they took Hanatamago hostage.
...he also says that they're going to catch them eventually and they have to suffer with us.
...they would. They're like the dynamic duo or something. And good, I will not die in a house with the idiot.
(BATMAN REFERENCE FTW! :D)
Anyway. Comments before Copenhagen and Oslo kill each other.
(Why are they rivals, anyway?)
Well, I have no idea. They just are, and always have been.
Comments:
London:
Hello,
Uh, I honestly am not sure what to say, but I'll start with a introduction. I'm London, Britain's capitol. Call me Blake if you want, it's my human name. *smiles* I hope we can get to know each other. I will be replying quite often since the gi- my brother, decided that he was going to visit Japan and I honestly have no intention of talking to Glasgow anytime soon. But anyway, pleased to meet you,
London~
Svar:
Hei, London! I do know your genderbend. The admin keeps her around for nerd favors.
(I ask for tickets to Top Gear live and suddenly all I'm friends with her for is "Nerd favors"?)
Yes.
(Not fair! Victoria is nice! D:)
Whatever. Pleased to meet you, too, London.
Ja, nice to meet you.
Hej~
Your input is not necessary, idiot.
;A;
Bucharest:
Bucharest: Hm? I wasn't listening to Rey, what'd she say? Sorry if I'm a bit distracted, but I went to get some juice while Romania was answering letters and I found the receipt for my laptop and I feel bad. Big brother doesn't have much money and he spent an arm and a leg on this just 'cause I was being a brat. Now I want to make it up to him, but I don't know how. But I'm getting off topic. We can come to big brother's house since I don't want England to food-poison me if that's ok. If not would your house be acceptable? Sorry about being so spacey, I just need to think about things is all. Any suggestions how I could make it up to Romania? I don't have any ideas.
Svar:
Hm...I don't know, Alexandru, I'm sorry. Ask the admin, she knows about computers.
(Ne? Well...my brother does make computers and stuff. I also give rubbish advice, though, OSLO.)
You're the best we've got at the moment, unless Reykjavik has a suggestion.
What about me?
Your opinion doesn't matter.
;A;
(E-Eh...I don't know, I'm sorry! ;A;)
Pipe down, admin.
(Meanie. ;^;)
Rey?
Well...I dunno, either. Just be good, I guess...that's what I do when Iceland yells at me.
Dude, Icey yells? At you?
What?
DUUUDE!
Shut up, Copenhagen!
You're just pissy because you like Bucharest and-MMPH!
*choking Copenhagen with a blanket* All of you should just shut the hell up.
Mmph-Bye!
You have no say in my blog, moron.
;A;
BlueberryTeaLove:
Mugyuu...It's hard to pick sides. Lololol heylo~ :3 Pfft. Oslo and... ...karma. ._. Nevermind. So...hm. You guys uh, oh I know! What's your favourite movie?
Svar:
Join me.
Protect me, please. Oslo is psychotic.
No I'm not.
You strangled Copenhagen with a blanket, tied her up with duct tape, and left her in the closet.
She spilled ginger beer on my headband, remember? And your headphones.
...Your actions are justified.
(O_O Well, you both scare me sometimes. UND HAI!)
T_T What was that?
(She's not in a good mood right now.)
No, really, admin! I HAD NO IDEA!
(Oh, stuff it, Reykjavik.)
Both of you shut up.
(...)
O_O...
There.
*From closet* BIG BROTHER! D: HELP US! D:
She has nothing to add. Anyway. I like Lord of The Rings and Harry Potter.
Hmm...The Dark Knight.
(Avengers, all the way! :D)
I liked Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, if anyone cares! D:
No. We do not care. Do you want me to duct tape your mouth, too?
Nej...
Then shut up.
Moscow:
привет Oslo and Reykjavik! Ummm, well, I guess, hi. *cough* I don't really know what to say. I'm kind of new to the whole 'socializing' thing. Brother Russia is sort of making me write this. He wants me to make some friends so that they will, and I quote, "become one with us faster". He does have a good point. I guess I should introduce myself, da? My name is Moscow, but you can call me Calina. I'm fifteen in human years but I lost could of my real age. I'm about 183 cm, that's about 6' 1". I don't really smile that much either. I usually only smile when I want to freak people out. It's pretty funny~
I haven't seen you guys at meetings much. Do you go to all of them? I have to come to all of them because Brother never pays attention or takes notes. I swear, the only reason he comes at all is because our boss makes him and to ask everyone to become one with us. I'm not complaining though, I like going to meetings. They are very interesting and loud. The only down side is that I have to see Washington DC. He's a Американский чертовски мудак. I would very much like to kill him with my bare hands. After the next meeting, would you like to go drinking with me? There's no drinking age at my place, so we will be fine, da!
Svar:
O_O
O_O
O_O
You have no say in our blog, Copenhagen.
;A;
Anyway. Uh, hei, Moscow.
I agree, freaking people out is fun. But I freak people out by not paying attention to them.
Actually, we don't. We're very isolated people, very...internal affairs-oriented? Other countries prefer to have major foreign relations- like, say, England- but we're not really into that. And, storebror Norge isn't part of the EU, so less meetings for me.
And me.
D.C? I don't think I've met him. I can't say.
(I've met America, though...he was a total-)
Don't rant, admin, it's not your blog. It's ours.
(Fine.)
Um...storebror Norge says that I have to be back in by midnight. He's a bit protective, but I don't mind. Ever since... *shakes head and coughs* never mind. But he is.
I can't drink. Too sick for it, it doesn't help in any way. Just makes things worse. Afsökunarbeiðni. Uh, Apologies.
I'm up for it! :D
Don't listen to her. Although, if you're willing to take her off our hands...
Reykjavik Steilsson:
*signs* Hi, I'm another version of Reykjavik, but instead of a girl I'm a guy. I'm also mute, not deaf, mute. Nice to meet you guys. How are you two today?
Svar:
Um...hi...male...me...
(I think she's in shock. :3)
No, really?
(You're so mean...)
Silence, peasant.
(D:)
Uh, fine, I guess. But Copenhagen is here...
Nothing is fine with her around.
D: Why do you guys hate mee?
It eludes me currently.
Weirdo0101:
Oslo, you and Bucharest are dating? So cute~ So Reyjavik, who do you like, hmm?
I`ll guess if i have to. Oh, so how you guys doin'? OsRey,is that what you would
call it?
Svar:
o/o I'm not dating Bucharest, I don't have a crush on Bucharest! O/O
You are a horrible liar, Oslo.
S-Shut up!
Nobody. I like nobody.
I'm going to figure you out someday, Rey...
I do not. Have. A crush. On. Anyone. Endofstory.
(Actually, I believe Rey. Looking at the internets right now, Ice-san doesn't have very close international relations with anybody except your family- that being the other Nordics...and you're kind of family.)
Hm, that makes sense.
Wow...uh, thank you, admin.
(Stop calling me admin!)
We. Are. Related. And. Not. Dating. Endofsubject.
Besides the fact that Oslo has a crush on Bucha-mmph!
*shoving Reykjavik's head into the couch cushions* Rey, silence.
Hahah! What's this? Does Oslo have a cruuush~?
N-No! Go away, idiot!
She DOES! Rey, I would have never believed it!
*muffled* Me too...
All of you, shut up! O/O
Hej, aren't Helsinki and Stockholm getting here soon, too? They'll be impressed.
Shut up! You will tell Aino and Kai over my dead body!
So you DO have a crush on Bucharest!
NO!
*muffled* Yes, you do.
o/o Johanne! Hanna! Stop it!
Sylvi...I thought I would never see the day when you-Ah!
*pulling Copenhagen's scarf* Shut up. Just shut your mouth.
Never.
(You're going to lose, Oslo, especially if they get Helsinki in on this.)
That's why I'm trying to stop them!
(That's never going to happen.)
Thanks for the support. *sarcasm*
(Anytime~)
All right, that's all for today. Hopefully I won't be forced to inflict more permanent damage on Copenhagen.
Farvel.
Bless!
Reykjavik (Hanna) Oslo (Sylvi) and Copenhagen (Johanne)