This story is dedicated to UchihaMistress723
I apologise for the wait but I hope you all enjoy this!
It's been three days since that horrid incident with that slutty Pinkette, pale-eyed Neji, and that lame ass Gangster fight that happened at the back of the school, what with those two guys that resembled both the Night and Day.
"Class be seated or else detention after school!" yells Kurenai as she walks into the class.
And ever since that day I've been plummeted by all sides every single hour after and between classes. It's getting really annoying having to get jumped from the behind and get hammered in by a metal pole. But at least it isn't some kind of perverted pink slut who's doing the jumping or else I'll really be dead.
Sighing I look appreciatively out the window, my head leaning on my arm and smile in a daze.
"Getting plummeted is the best!"
The class is quiet and when I look back to see the problem...
They're all staring at me with one look that says.
"Is this person mental or just sadistic?"
Oh...they must've heard me.
Then I notice that standing beside Kurenai are two familiar figures three nights ago with the same expression as everyone else.
Trying to make the situation better I laugh quickly and say.
"Getting plum melted is the best!"
Everyone does the same and sweat drops at the sight of me.
Kurenai just ignores my explanation and coughs to draw back attention, bringing the girls back to ogle the two guys three nights ago, while the guys just glared menacingly at the 'double threat' standing in front of class.
"Argh! Why are you guys here?" I moan unto my desk as I face-plant towards it, a huge whack sound echoes loudly in the classroom.
!
A cold icy but smooth reply is heard throughout the quiet classroom.
"What the hell is up with that attitude of yours?"
He sounds terrible, I groan in pain.
"I hate seeing walking nightmares."
The air could be heard with crackling fire and lightning rage clouds brewing all around me.
Slowly looking up to the sound of footsteps I see a massive cloud of black swarming around the Night guy from three days ago.
The look of rage painted all over his pale and aristocratic features.
Yeah every girl would call him a Hottie but right now he just looks like an ice-cube meeting a microwave for the first time. With that duck-ass of a hair to boot too!
Which is not a pretty sight, if you ask me.
Looming over me he glares down on me.
I stare blankly right back at him.
The icy tension in the air freezes everyone in their seats.
We stay like that for a bit too long and this guy seems to be getting angrier when I do nothing but stare at him.
What? Does he want me to do something to him?
Geez.
Guys are so complicated.
I lift one arm up from my desk, not bothering to sit upright in my slumped form.
"Yo!" I half-heartedly say. I bang my head back to my desk and decide to ignore the guy who was growing one too many veins popping all over his flawless face. Soon enough I'm dozing off in class, like I always do every single day.
I wake up to the sound of blaring music, metal punk to be exact, which is supposed to be the music bell of the day.
Drowsily I look up with bleary red eyes, squinting all around me to see blurry figures.
"Oh look somebody decided to wake up."
Ugh, just what the hell?
Why's Nighty sitting next to me?
Through my red squinting eyes I narrow them even further when I turn my face to glare at him.
He just does the same to me, his slump form on his desk chair and arms crossed.
"What went up your arse and died?" I lift a brow at him as I see his reaction and smirk.
"Fuck off. You're the one with the problem."
"I never stated otherwise Ice-Ass."
"What the hell did you just call me dipshit?" he demanded.
"Wow I never would have taken that you have hearing problems. What being an old man already? Or were you born an idiot?"
The table scraps back and the chair is heard to be fallen.
"I guess you just love the view seeing as you're standing the way you did first thing in the morning." Nonplussed I stretch out my elongated arms and stretch, a yawn coming on, all of a sudden I feel my front shirt getting yanked up by Nighty making me jerk up into his face.
Just what exactly is up with this guy and coming at me?
"Look Ice-Ass or Duck-ass or whatever you are, stop it with this immature act of being a wuss and let me go. Or are you just gonna stare into my bloody eyes like a love-struck school wimp?" I smirk deviously as I close the gap between us, his eyes go wide with shock, but I only did this for one thing...
To fucken bite that mouth offa him!
"FUCK!" he yelled before his fist came crashing down on my head.
Well then, that establishes the fact that he thinks I'm a guy and OW that really hurt.
I mean who would dunk a girl who just bit a guys' lip?
Oh yeah, someone who suffered premature ejaculation and with a one-way mind to boot. Smirking at the Night guy I grab hold of his collar and drag his face dangerously close to my own. Looking at his pale and then soon to be glaring face I lick my lips just to disgust him.
Which succeeds.
No one really knew my gender, everyone thought I was a guy, the only ones who knew was that Saku-bitch and Neji. That slutty Pinkette didn't dare say a word to anyone for obvious reasons and Neji as well. I only didn't say that I was a girl because I wanted my bloody privacy and if changing in the unisex, I blame that bloody perverted Jiraiya, toilets then that's fine with me!
It was always empty except for the casual fuckers that do their dirty business there, homo and non-homo like situations that is too abnormal to call a common occurrence.
Now that I think about it, I think I've run into more foreplay scenes in my life than reading a pornographic novel that Jirai- oh now I know where that sicko gets his inspiration!
But enough about that!
The Night guy seemed close to wanting to pound me into oblivion but something was holding him back, looking over his shoulder I see the Day guy standing with a little group of girls in audience. The Day guy betrayed himself as he had a slight crimson blush on his cheeks while the girls were full on out getting horny with the live boy scene happening in front of them, hm didn't they go to class yet?
"Hey," I look back to the guy in my grip and whisper lowly to his ear, I could feel the tension straining against his lithe build. The way his bones jumped out and went back in as he tried to control his thirst to throw me off right then and there.
He didn't dare look at me but that only made me smile.
"How about we do a little show hm?"
The murderous look in his eyes was killing me with laughter but I knew one way to stop it.
"Or are you to chicken to even do one measly kiss with another person?"
Ehe The fact that I expected him to not kiss me was blown away when I felt two fisted hands grab hold of my head.
Ah shit! He really is gonna do it!
"Hey I'm only kidd-" My panic doesn't do a thing when I feel the space between us get closed off and his glaring onyx eyes suddenly go red with blood. My eyes wide with shock and utter disbelief at this guy's actions I can only think of two things.
guy is ape-shit crazy!
And
the hell do I get out of here!
The girls' squeals and blushing Day guy was all lost to me as I tried frantically to get the Night guys' probing lips and hardening fists off of me. But the bleeding red eyes, the vice-like he had on me and the way he was trying to invade my mouth possibly trying to steal my first kiss away!
Damn him! Bloody hell how the hell am I supposed to get out this shi-!
He backed away, his snarl only seen by me.
My eyes bugged out even more at the snarl.
Was this guy serious?
I was only joking around! The bloody hell was he going on about?
But then again the next set of words had me angry.
"Now looks whose being chicken."
That blew my fuse.
"Hey! I was only bloody kidd—mmmphh!"
And that everyone is how his tongue darted through my parted lips and rolled and swirled with my own damnstupidfuckenshitmaboB tongue. Essentially stealing my first kiss. His grip at the back of my tightened as I tried to thrash-tongue my way out. But the unbelievable happened.
He moans.
Ah fuck he's groaning now. I mean—wait is that a hand...on my arse?
Ah great now I can feel him groping me, which in turns makes me yelps with a little jump. My eyes bug wide with horror I try to squirm away from his hold...
Only to say hello to his little friend.
Well it wasn't little by the fee—what the fuck? I am not finishing that sentence.
He growls lowly in the kiss, if that's even possible, and his hold on my waist, ugh don't know how that even got there, and my head, oh the pain!, tighten even more which makes me wince and inject my left side of my hip to be in between his...nomad centre piece where girls don't see this until its their Wedding Night and they're getting—okay I really am going to kill Jiraiya when I get the chance.
But I'll be hacking off this growing bulge and groaning first.
Thinking quickly I trail my hands up and under, shiver in disgust which gets misinterpreted by Nighty here, his shirt I, oh dammit he has abs!
That's disgusting!
They're defined too!
What the hell, EW so gross it's so hard and even though his skin is so unbelievably smooth it's still morbid. He moans again and this time I feel myself dip backwards, the kissing getting more fiercer if freaken possible and ah crap his bulge is right on my right leg.
Oh shit I can hear squeals and "Holy Shit!" and other cusses and squeals of delight but I block them outright and continue my strenuous journey of traveling up the plains of silky smooth skin yet rock hard abs that are scaring me half to death, all the while trying to push his tongue away by my attacking tongue-thrash but seemingly failing as he moans deeper and grows harder.
Weeping I pray to whoever can hear my internal thoughts whoever I punched I'm so sorry so please make this nightmare stop!
And with that gut wrenching silent pray delivered I let my hands t-touch his, which sends Nighty shivering, unto...dare I say it...a man's most sensitive anatomy besides his...downstairs apartment which houses his little friend but grows bigger when...how do I say it...excited.
Yep, in other words his nipples which are like little poky buttons. Thumbing them makes me earn another growing moan as Nighty lashes through my mouth, biting him off just seems to make him go harder, ew ew ew ew ew!
This is what you get for kissing a bloody Hyuuga you Jackass Prick!
Clasping them firmly within both my hands I pinch.
Hard!
"!"
"Che. That's what bastards like you get you bloody dick-warred!" After he dropped me, making me fall flat on my ass on and crash on the desks, I instantly go up to my mouth and begin rubbing it fiercely. In vain to try getting rid of his disgusting saliva and even more disgusting guy-flavour of a mouth!
"H-Hina...?" Suddenly I stop.
Oh shit. Oh for the love of Plushy Toys and Big Ego-Faced Dick-faces please don't let this be happening!
The voice was trembling...and sure enough when I look back.
Neji-sama is there.
"Hehe...yo?" I try to crack a smile but his ashen face went blue before he was frozen to the spot.
Only to faint and land with a 'thud' to the ground floor.
Everyone, and believe me when I say everyone, was either gaping at me(which mostly consisted of guys) or blushing like mad and looking in their dirty-minded fantasies and storing it away(which was the girls but...horribly it also meant the majority of nose-bleeding guys) not bothering to even help my big brother of a cousin up from his designated area.
"Fuck! That hurt." An icy cold disgusting voice snarled viciously.
I snort derisively. "What? You expect it to be pleasurable? You bloody sicko just who the hell do you think you are going off and molesting me like that?"
This time he snorted when he readjusted his black tank top and jeans, which was still bulging, but he didn't look embarrassed at all, in fact, he looked smug!
What the fuck?
"Weren't you the one kissing me back so eagerly? Where do you get off as being molested? You enjoyed it." His arrogant stupid ass smirk was growing.
"What the hell are you talking about? I was tongue-thrashing you not kissing you! You and your bloody tongue wouldn't get out of my mouth and I was only doing the reasonable thing by pushing you back. You dumbass prick!" I got up from my fallen state and start stalking up to him but stop when I am only two feet away.
"Don't you dare let it get to your fucked-up head of yours that I actually enjoyed your bloody stunt!" My fists shake in suppressed anger by the way he was cockily smirking as he leaned against the back wall, right next to the sliding door.
"And what if I do? Oh man, you made me moan by that kiss and touch of—" I don't let him finish.
"DIE!" I shout when I launch a round house kick to his head.
He reacted quickly by jumping back, my kick landed on the back wall and cracks were made around the indentation of my footfall.
Oh fuck.
Kakashi was so not going to be happy.
Hearing a dark chuckle behind me spikes up my anger and I go back to attacking sick bastard.
Later that day when Kurenai found us battered and bruised she sent us to detention.
Kakashi was NOT going to be happy at all.
That was my last thought before I knocked on the Dean's door before harshly jabbing a punch to the sick bastard beside me when Kakashi's cheerful voice said. "Come in!"
Oh shit man I was soo dead.
Leaning over his mahogany polished desk sits one of my feared nemesis.
Silver haired swiped silkily to the side and a mask covering mouth, nose and left eye, leaving one visible eye to scare the shit out of anybody.
"Hiya there Kakashi! How's it going?" I saunter my way to the empty chair and sit down without being told to. I was here too much to care about being ordered to sit my ass down.
But that didn't stop me from shitting myself inside of me.
Kakashi only smiles, which promises me one hellava nightmare, before looking to Nighty who is promptly sending telepathic messages of kill-threats to my empty inbox.
Ah he sure as hell didn't know what was going to happen to him.
I almost feel sorry for him.
Silent snigger.
Anyone hear the almost comment?
I sure as hell did.
Loud and fucken clear as dumbbells.
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;P
Ja ne!