Title: Oh, Mamo-Chan!
By: BeautifulxDreamer
Rated: T
Genre: Comedy/Romance
Summary: What if first season Usagi switched places with the present Usagi? What kind of hilarity will ensue for Mamoru?
REVISED: 8/7/09
(FUTURE)
"Oh gosh I'm going to be so late!" Usagi screamed.
Luna scowled and shook her head at the princess in training.
"Usagi-chan…I would think by now you would of shaped up. You're a junior for kami's sake!" The cat bellowed.
The cat was about to open up her mouth and yell at her some more but she realized Usagi wasn't even in the room.
"Mom where is my uniform?" Usagi yelled.
Ikuko sighed, it was another typical morning.
"Honey it's on the hanger in the laundry room. Now hurry up sweetie, you only have a good 15 minutes."
The odango-haired girl screamed and quickly scrambled to put her uniform on in the laundry room. Once she was done she rushed off to the bathroom to brush her teeth.
"LUNA!" Usagi called.
The black cat came scrambling from her room and glared at Usagi.
"Luna, I just wanted to say bye."
Before the cat could say anything Usagi started down the stairs.
"USAGI-CHAN YOU FORGOT YOUR HENSHIN BROOCH!"
The blonde immediately rushed up and grabbed the broach.
"Wow Luna you upgraded it without even asking me. Well anyways, gotta book it! Miss H is going to kill me." Usagi muttered as she descended the stairs.
Luna blinked and stared at Usagi's retreating figure.
"Upgrade? She hasn't had her old brooch in a long while. Miss H? She doesn't even have her anymore…" Luna said to herself.
"I'm going to be so late…" Usagi muttered to herself as she sped down the street.
Surely enough, she was not watching where she was going. Thus, she soon collided into someone's chest...someone's muscular chest.
Usagi blinked her eyes and slowly stood up, ready to bow and apologize.
"Usako…"
The blonde froze at the sound of the voice. She could recognize it from anywhere, except she was confused. Instead of the voice sounding arrogant and obnoxious, it sounded surprisingly sincere.
'I know that voice, oh damn…. it's him. IT'S THAT STUPID MAMORU –BAKA! Wait a minute though…rewind and freeze. Did he just call me Usako?'
Usagi lifted her head and cerulean eyes met cobalt ones.
"Usako, I'm sorry." Mamoru said as he quickly wrapped Usagi in his arms.
'Wow this feels really nice' Usagi mused before getting a hold of herself.
'Wait a sec this Mamoru-Baka were talking about.' She chastised mentally.
Usagi could practically imagine the devil and the angel on her shoulders, contemplating the whole situation.
'But Usagi you obviously want his body.' Devil Usagi insisted.
'No you don't Usagi! He is just an impolite, rude male.' The Angel insisted.
'Well you do have a crush on him.' The devil urged.
'NO I DON'T!' Usagi exploded at her mental devil and angel.
'Yes you do, you check him out whenever you're at the Crown Arcade.' The Angel admitted.
The Devil Usagi grinned in triumph while the Angel Usagi looked at her sympathy.
'Hey, I am the Angel. I have to tell the truth.' She defended.
Usagi pushed him away quickly, her mental devil and angel were really starting to get on her nerves. She definitely did not have a crush on Mamoru!
"You didn't think I would fall for your stupid charade, did you?" Usagi challenged.
"Huh, what Usako?"
Usagi stepped forward and poked his chest.
'Bet you like that muscle, don't you?' Devil Usagi teased in her ear.
Usagi shook her head, her conscience counterparts were extremely annoying.
"I don't forgive you. You totally and utterly embarrassed me."
"I know."
"I felt degraded." Usagi continued.
"I know."
"But I don't care anymore Chiba Mamoru! You can humiliate anytime at the Crown now. I don't care! You know what? You can even call me Odango-Atama!"
"I know…"
Mamoru looked at her, confusion evident in his eyes.
'What did she mean by that?'
Before he could say anything, Usagi already was sprinting her way towards school.
"Oh Serena, your always so late." Ami said as she glanced at her watch.
Usagi waved at her friend and caught up with her.
"It was nice of you to wait up for me, now come on because Ms. H is going to kill us." The blonde said as she was going to turn in the direction of that classroom.
Ami looked at her, obviously puzzled.
"Usagi you must of really had no sleep last night. We're in Ms. Takeshi's homeroom now."
The lunarian princess looked at her in confusion.
"But that's a junior class homeroom."
The senshi of ice laughed and slowly ushered her friend toward their classroom.
"You really did have no sleep did ya?"
(PAST)
Usagi opened her eyes and pressed her alarm clock button.
She glanced at her bedside, ready to lift up the picture of her and Mamoru, but she found nothing.
"I guess mom must have moved it while I was sleeping." She muttered.
Usagi yawned and slowly strolled to the bathroom to take a shower.
Thirty minutes later Luna slowly opened her eyes and let out a soft meow.
'Where is Usagi? She usually is waking up and screaming at his time.'
Once that thought passed through her head Usagi entered already fully dressed in her school uniform.
"Just wanted to say bye now." Usagi said.
Luna blinked and nodded.
And she was gone.
'Maybe she is getting more mature.' Luna mused.
Usagi sighed and breathed in the scent of the spring flowers. She even bent down and got a lovely flower bud and tucked it into her hair.
"Today is excellent." She said out loud to herself as she closed her eyes.
Too bad she closed her eyes because a mere second later she bumped into a familiar muscular chest.
She crashed to the floor and immediately got up to apologize.
"Gomen nasai."
"Odang---Usa—Usagi." A voice said.
Usagi looked up, it was her Mamo-Chan!
"Yes Mamoru-san." Usagi said, remembering that she was mad.
The man scratched his head, practically twitching with nervousness.
"Mamoru-san I don't have time." The blonde said plainly as she glanced down at her watch.
He opened his mouth, about to say something but Usagi already started to walk away.
"I'm going to be late for school, if you want to talk to me, meet at our bench in the park." She called over her shoulder.
Mamoru breathed and blinked his eyes.
'That was not Usagi. No way. Sure she crashed into my like normal, but the way she acted. It was poised, composed. Oh gosh, maybe I was to harsh on her. Now she's all different and…I miss..I miss my Odango. But wait a minute…did she just tell me to meet her at OUR bench?'